I have discovered my dad's porn. (NSFW)

DonZabu · 2011-08-12 17:57:23

-slow clap-

Electivirus · 2011-08-12 18:47:01

Nah, the clap shows up pretty quickly.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-12 18:49:29

Electivirus · 2011-08-12 18:50:52

OH GOD WHAT THE CUNTING MOTHERFUCK IS THAT ABOMINATION

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-12 18:51:59

And we wonder why you don't post here more often.

Scrye2 · 2011-08-12 18:52:24

Jessica Beil and Parker Posey?? It's like Blade: Trinity all over again!

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-12 18:58:39

Now it's story time!

Guts
by Chuck Palahniuk

Malkavian · 2011-08-12 19:09:16

^^Now there are memories you didn't have to dig up for me.

evilneko · 2011-08-12 20:08:55

Waltzy · 2011-08-12 20:12:06

The first one: if the wire's long enough it could be helpful for bondage at least.

The second: ohbbyyyy~. >/////>

evilneko · 2011-08-12 20:14:20

Waltzy · 2011-08-12 20:16:55

Ooh~, look at this.

Malkavian · 2011-08-12 20:25:53

That one looks scary... ._.

evilneko · 2011-08-12 20:32:03

Icalasari · 2011-08-13 02:01:26

So, now I want to be a living controller that belongs to Vorpy or Waltzy. Is that normal?

evilneko · 2011-08-13 02:02:19

DonZabu · 2011-08-13 02:30:42

I believe with the N64 controller, all three of you could get in on the fun.

RocketDude · 2011-08-13 05:03:45

@Sidewinder: Ah, the Sidewinder. I remember it having Force Feedback and how that was apparently cool back then.

IanExMachina · 2011-08-13 09:03:00

Stop being so cheap and buy sex toys.

vacasama · 2011-08-13 09:07:53

Are these people old enough to even buy them?

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 11:53:23

If they would invent a dildo that can let me headshot goons on Goldeneye I will be interested.

nohaynicklibre · 2011-08-13 13:35:02

Look at this thread

Waltzy · 2011-08-13 14:52:12

Are these people old enough to even buy them?

Well I am, but I'm too embarrassed to go alone. >/////>;;

MillerCross · 2011-08-13 15:08:47

Big bro is here, ya know.

Waltzy · 2011-08-13 15:13:23

Ahh yes. Because what more could a little sis ask for than a big bro that'll help her look for sex toys. *^*

*brofist*

DYRE · 2011-08-13 15:38:27

>little sister asking big brother to buy her sex toys

[insert overdramatic anime nosebleed here]

Icalasari · 2011-08-13 15:42:32

I just realized. Juan can never use controllers in his house again, for fear that Waltzy may have used them

Unless he doesn't give a crap in which case *shrug*

TheConductor · 2011-08-13 15:49:38

Wait, are you two actually brother and sister?

Waltzy · 2011-08-13 15:59:50

Nah, we're just the ship-tease pseudo-siblings. XD

Malkavian · 2011-08-13 16:01:12

...considering the board... you might want to rethink your words, Waltzy.

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