›
If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE

I have discovered my dad's porn. (NSFW)

124678

Comments

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-12 01:16:36
    It's okay to admit, we're all doing the same thing right now anyway.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-08-12 01:17:22
    D--> All of this talk of "schlicking" and 100d se%ual activities involving gaming devices is e%tremely unsettling and I demand you all cease and desist immediately
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ..........
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    no
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-12 01:17:24
    ^^^^ I'll stop as soon as you stop replacing all your X's with percent signs.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Bob is Equius? Well, learn something new every day.
  • BobBob
    D--> ...

    D--> I need a towel
  • DYREDYRE
    IJBM: "Shlick" just kinda sounds gross to say, whereas "fap" is fun to say.  I demand more equality between terms that describe masturbation.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Well, there's fep, fip, fop, and fup, but those all sound like cartoon rabbits.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    G'night Vorpay~. And oh, we will. >;3

    mmmmmmhffffa

    see that, that was me walking my fingers over the keyboard like a creeper. It's totally subject to my whims, bwahaha~

    No one can stop me >:3 Not even Bob.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    nah.

    you guys really need a redefinition of the word appealing. 
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-08-12 01:24:42
    D--> :33 < *I, a young female with an e%ceptional fondness for cats who is most certainly not a e%tremely STRONG male, think that "sclick" and all derivatives thereof is a pawsitively apurrable word*

    D--> :33 < *Not that I, still a feline obsessed young woman, would ever use language so unbefitting of a highb100d such as myself*

    ^^D--> You obey me this instant, lowb100d scum
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Bob, did you take some of my pills again?
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Punish that keyboard like the little whore it is evilneko~! >:D

    I mean

    n/////n Satisfy it. <3

    There's Table-kun, and then there's Keyboard-kun. XD
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-08-12 01:27:03
    D--> If by "pills" you are referring to mind altering substances of any kind, I can assure you that have haven't partook in anything of the sort

    ^D--> You stop that right now
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-12 01:28:11
    u no u liek it

    You liek it harder than a mudkipz <3
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-12 01:32:35
    ^^ 'Cause if you have been taking my pills, then that explains why they've inexplicably gone missing. And why I haven't taken them in three weeks. And why the walls are melting. And why my toaster wants me to give it another baby.
  • BobBob
    D--> I am not sure why you're so fi%ated on the subject of me hypothetically taking your pills, but again, I assure you that this isn't the case

    D--> As for your toaster, I imagine unplugging it would fi% the situation, although I must say, I never knew your tiny human food handling robots had such a capacity for romance
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Well the toaster aboard the Red Dwarf seemed pretty sentient....
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-12 01:46:26
    ^^ I'm fi%ated because, when I went to look for my pills, I found a photograph on the floor of the bathroom, where my medicine cabinet is.

    It was a picture of somebody's breasts (not bad looking, actually), with some Sharpie on the back that read "Dear V - A little something to tide you over till next time. ;3 - Love, Bob."

    I was wondering if that fell out of your pocket.

    ^ That toaster can find some other stooge to mooch off of. Especially after it gave my penis third-degree burns.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • BobBob
    D--> Do e%cuse me, but I have no idea who this "Bob" person is

    D--> Regardless, I had abso100tely nothing to do with the ine%plicable disappearance of your pills
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-12 01:45:28
    ^^I always get like this after knocking back a few juice boxes. <3
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Fruitables. :D
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Hey guys, what's going on in this thre-

    Oh.

    Oh no.

    Not again.

Sign In or Register to comment.