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I have discovered my dad's porn. (NSFW)

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  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    The thing that does annoy me though, is having sex with soundboards. I always end up laughing half-way through when I get it to say something stupid in the middle of the moment.
  • evilnekoevilneko
    edited 2011-08-12 00:45:12
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-12 00:47:04
    Idea: call a sex hotline using only quotes from a Napoleon Dynamite soundboard.
  • BobBob

    Imagine cybering with that.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Oh this reminds me, I used an Xbox controller once. I made a spell in Morrowind that was way too strong, cast it, and it froze my game and locked the controller into vibrating.

    Homemade vibrators yaaaay~~
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-12 00:54:13
    ^ Post that in the Bethesda forums. It'll rock their world. X3
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-12 00:53:38
    Yeah you pretty much need to shoehorn masturbation into your life like that if you're an Elder Scrolls fan. XDDD

    ^ D-D'aww~ :3 *huggles* >////<
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Ah, reminds me of the days when we had multiplayer. I would get the four controllers and they would take turns on me, from any angles they wanted.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-12 00:56:00
    ^^Ohbby~.

    Those lonesome nights with a perky Atari joystick, mmh~. <3 ;D
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Now I want to see someone complete a successful run of ET with their vagina controlling the joystick.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    While I'm certainly not expressing disapproval of this thread... >.>

    I'm just going to edit a NSFW label into the title.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    successful run of ET

    this is impossible, even with a vagina
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    I wonder if that would make it easier or more difficult?

    The only guarantee is that it'd make it fun I guess.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    And then there's the N64 controller....that bad boy....
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    I don't get it, ET isn't that hard.  It's just a bit dull.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-12 01:04:46
    Remember this monstrosity?


    Now I want to see someone throw it like a boomerang and watch it spin in the air until it lands in somebody's vagina.

    And now I'm starting to scare myself.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-12 01:04:53
    ^^^Ooh~ tell me about it. ;3 So medieval~.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-08-12 01:05:12
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^For some reason, I remember that as not being nearly that stupid.

    Which is not to say my memory of it wasn't still pretty stupid.
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-08-12 01:05:59
    What is that thing DonZabu posted and why is it so stupid looking?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^Original plan for the PS3 controller.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Hey, that was the object shape I had in mind when I wrote that story about Waltzy having lesbian sex.
  • BobBob
    sama: Didn't it have some sort of glitch rendering it unwinnable?

    Of course, I could be mistaking it for shitty game, awesome music Cheetahmen.
  • Scrye2Scrye2
    Electric Boogaloo
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I lol'd.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    To be honest this sex talk has put me in overdrive and I have to leave the computer for tonight. Sorry about the immediate ejection, since it's only 12:00 now, but....I have to clear my mind right now before I get too crazy.

    Nighty night Waltzy. May you and your keyboard have haute sexy time. ;3
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    no i am not evilneko >.>

    And goodnight to you too hun
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