I have discovered my dad's porn. (NSFW)

Waltzy · 2011-08-12 00:22:23

Sex with technology~?

Ooh, my USB slot~

ahah gawd I can't

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 00:22:29

me too also Bob could you pelase respond to my PM?

Bob · 2011-08-12 00:24:27

Tnu, stop doing that.

CommandoDude · 2011-08-12 00:25:03

This reminds me about that thread I made.

You, guys remember, the one asking why IJBM was full of freakin lesbians? That one.

Why?

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 00:25:30

With 3 rightward strokes I will produce the below:

xcvb nm,x vbnm,xcvbn m,xcvbnm,xc vbnm ,xcvbnm,

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 00:25:42

Bob: Stop doing what?

Bob · 2011-08-12 00:25:48

~~'cause men are gross. Duh.~~

^Responding to me in threads asking me to respond to PMs.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 00:26:36

sorry just get uneasy and I have no otehr way of doing it.

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 00:28:49

complete with keyboard condom

I wish my keyboard used protection. my spacebar is always waaay too rough and stings me after it runs by, and it never waits for me to finish.

Waltzy · 2011-08-12 00:29:19

I tried reverse-cowgirling on my keyboard and I just succeeded in closing the window. D;

Vorpy you're amazing~~. *^*

CommandoDude · 2011-08-12 00:30:17

Why is IJBM so depraved?

Bob · 2011-08-12 00:31:10

It's an offshoot of TVT. Take a wild guess.

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 00:31:18

Because TVT is so chaste.

They only have one sex thread there.

All Nines · 2011-08-12 00:32:58

"I tried reverse-cowgirling on my keyboard and I just succeeded in closing the window. D;"

I . . . really don't even know how to feel about that. o\\\o;

DarkDecapodian · 2011-08-12 00:33:20

@ Commando Dude: Because the Domino Theory was correct, and the fruit of the free nations has been corrupted by the Red infiltration. Maybe.

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 00:33:41

I tried reverse-cowgirling on my keyboard and I just succeeded in closing the window. D;

You have a lucky keyboard Waltzy. The most I can do without ragequitting out of disappointment is grinding my crotch against it and pulsate my hips for about 3 minutes then it goes zxmcnvxcmvnx,cmvnxcvm,xncv,mxnvm,xcvn,xmcvn and goes into Sleep mode, leaving me all alone by myself, unsatisfied.

Bob · 2011-08-12 00:34:31

Electrosomnophilia?

MillerCross · 2011-08-12 00:34:42

DonZabu · 2011-08-12 00:35:32

Logical next-step: have sex with a musical keyboard and see what music comes out.

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 00:36:13

-plays La Bamba with my vagina-

Waltzy · 2011-08-12 00:36:33

omg Vorpy your keyboard sounds like a total dick. :[

keyboards just shut down whenever they're done. I'm sick of it. :<

MillerCross · 2011-08-12 00:37:11

ah, musical vaginas.

never thought I'd see another one of those.

evilneko · 2011-08-12 00:37:19

All Nines · 2011-08-12 00:37:24

Next step after musical keyboard: sex with a theremin. Let's see you manage that!

O hai sleep dep how's it goin

inkblot · 2011-08-12 00:37:38

This is completely normal to me.

What have you done, IJBM?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-12 00:38:36

your keyboard sounds like a total dick.

I laughed far harder at this than I should have.

DonZabu · 2011-08-12 00:39:04

Unrelated to the topic at hand:

evilneko · 2011-08-12 00:42:49

DonZabu · 2011-08-12 00:43:49

^ I laughed at that more than I should have.

DYRE · 2011-08-12 00:44:19

I wonder how often Ruri cybers with Omoikane.

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