I have discovered my dad's porn. (NSFW)

inkblot · 2011-08-11 23:38:10

He had it in two folders called "tax payer notes" and "Rarely Used". On his desktop. That I spend two hours a day processing photos on. He has a fat fetish. If you browse the Desktop with Explorer his porn shows up as a folder picture. I am going to have nightmares.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-11 23:39:41

an old friend of mine had a fetish for pregnant women.

Hatter · 2011-08-11 23:41:56

You think that's perverse? I have a fetish for slender women with smaller breasts. And that's not the worst of it. Sometimes I like to save pictures of lesbians. Sometimes, they're even having sex. WITH EACH OTHER.

Bob · 2011-08-11 23:42:28

Central Avenue · 2011-08-11 23:43:28

"Rarely Used"? You might as well call it, like, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"

Bob · 2011-08-11 23:45:06

It's a shame that so little people know how to hide their porn properly.

DonZabu · 2011-08-11 23:46:00

An idea: use the hidden folder feature.

Just throwin' that out there.

MadassAlex · 2011-08-11 23:46:11

If you're really paranoid, use a passworded zip file.

evilneko · 2011-08-11 23:49:06

Scrye2 · 2011-08-11 23:50:22

Too be fair, he'd probably have the same reaction if he found your porn.

Bob · 2011-08-11 23:51:32

~~Did it also turn you into a paedophile?~~

evilneko · 2011-08-11 23:52:07

Bob · 2011-08-11 23:54:06

Oh, so like the internet turned me bi, then.

~~By which I mean, NO IT DID NOT, STOP BLAMING THE INTERNET FOR YOUR PROBLEMS.~~

Central Avenue · 2011-08-11 23:55:05

I don't need the internet to turn me into a pervert or a lesbian. I managed that all on my own.

evilneko · 2011-08-11 23:56:10

Waltzy · 2011-08-12 00:00:17

It was so awkward when I discovered daddy's porn.

One time he left it out on top of the DVD player when he had me for the weekend back when I was like 10, but I didn't want him to know I knew, because I didn't want him to worry that I would think less of him.

So I pretended that I forgot how to use the DVD player and asked him to help me, and then I pretended I had to go to the bathroom first. I even trickled a cup of water into the toilet so he wouldn't suspect. And by the time I was out he'd had plenty of time to hide it. n_n

/random childhood story

RocketDude · 2011-08-12 00:01:21

^^^I laughed at that, honest.

Bob · 2011-08-12 00:02:11

Thank god I was never interested enough to go fucking around on my parents' computers.

evilneko · 2011-08-12 00:02:22

MadassAlex · 2011-08-12 00:02:25

^^^^ ... aaaw. xD

Bob · 2011-08-12 00:03:35

Fucking eww.

evilneko · 2011-08-12 00:10:44

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 00:13:05

My keyboard is covered in pubic hair

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 00:15:34

for some reason the notion of that coming from a girl is even more disturbing consideirngh I have no idea how that would work.

Waltzy · 2011-08-12 00:16:48

I found magazines under the bed too. XD I remember wondering why I only liked looking at the ladies. n/////n

^ It's Vorpy. She'll find a way. ;D

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-12 00:17:23

I have never found any porn belonging to another person.

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 00:17:43

I have sex with my keyboard and rub it against me why is that so hard to imagine or understand

evilneko · 2011-08-12 00:18:14

Bob · 2011-08-12 00:18:14

I can't imagine it being any less disturbing if a guy said it, but okay...

Aaaaaaand here's the part where Vorpy and neko force me to stop clicking this thread before I lose my dinner.

DonZabu · 2011-08-12 00:19:19

I can only imagine what your vagina rubbing up against the keys would produce in Notepad.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-12 00:20:19

I have never found any porn belonging to another person.

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