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MEGA X SHIT CIRCUIT - MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 98000k (NSFW)
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It was finally the summer. I was done with highschool and ready to enter the real world. I could be whatever I want, do whatever I wanted to do. For being such a kick-ass student and a bitching daughter, my mom and dad gave me this ticket for a cruise all across the carribean! Normally, I would have to go on a trip like this with them. But I was eighteen now! An adult. No need for the folks to take care of me now! Besides, I never really needed too much help with anything, seeing as how I'm so strong and independent.
I did get a ride to the docks, though. The ship hzd about an hoyr or so before it was set to shove off, and it was pretty crowded with families. I wondered if they would do that confetti thing I'm always seeing in the movies. I had my luggage, and I had already said my goodbyes, so I got on the ship real quick.
Ah...This was gonna be the best summer ever.
I welcomed the passengers as they each stepped on, a crowd filled with rich people, millionaires, families and other people. I would rather put up with dressing in nice clothing and submitting to the whim of every person on a boat than let a bunch of underpaid teachers tell me that I will never amount to anything when I pretty much knew that.
Let's see how this builds up.
1. Pick some form of fanservice.
2. Give superpowers to female lead when female lead is engaging in fanservice.
3. Violate female lead sexually for drama. For example, claim that female lead gains or loses powers from sexual activity.
After I washed up, I went on over to the ship's diner got myself and took a seat, waiting to be served, patiently.
TRIO TRIO TRIO
I asked "...which one is table 3 again?" and he pointed in the corner where this girl was sitting. I casually walked over there bearing the plate upon my hands, and as I set the plate dishes down and was about to serve the girl, I noticed who she was, and a very sick feeling began brewing in my stomache as she looked up and noticed who I was too.
"Is there anything you want in particular ma'am? Have you decided what you wanted to order?"
I wrote down the order and scribbled bitch onto my notepad while awaiting what she had to say next, keeping an insincere smile on my face.
Please, this girl has got to be eating more than this.
I looked up at her and smiled, with no sincereity whatsoever. I looked her up and down once. I wasn't so surprised she was a part of 'The Help'. I was getting angrier by the second, let me tell you. But, I assurec myself that I wouldn't let anything ruin this vacation for me.
TRIO TRIO TRIO
DIGLETT DIG! DIGLETT DIG!
TRIO TRIO TRIO
DIGLETT DIG! DIGLETT DIG!
TRIO TRIO TRIO
DIGLETT DIG! DIGLETT DIG!
TRIO TRIO TRIO
WHY IS THIS BETTER THAN THE SPANISH AND ENGLISH VERSION
HOLY SHIT IM CUMMING AAAAAAAAAAARHDJHLK; lkjb
I leave the thread in Juan's care. His delicate, sexy, hard, firm care.