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Secrets to Cybersex Success
Regina Lynn
03.10.06
One of the most common questions in my e-mail is some variation on this: "How do I find women to have cybersex with?"
It's
a good question. People still seem to believe the internet is full of
millions of lonely, socially inept dweebs desperately masturbating with
other lonely, socially inept dweebs pretending to be porn stars.
I
suppose I can't blame them. Few writers bother to look beyond the fear
to find other stories about sex in virtual spaces. And what television
news program wants to report on normal people having a great time
visiting and flirting and possibly sharing orgasms -- normal people who
then log off and go about the rest of their normal lives?
It's
true that cybersex is not for everybody, and it can be emotionally
dangerous even if you're not in a committed offline relationship and
risking infidelity. Some cyber partners even end up leaving the virtual space to get married. Ack!
But
it still irks me that it's such a shock when I explain that having sex
online does not mean it's your last resort. It could just mean you'd
rather engage and relate than zombie-out in front of the television.
What
people don't realize is that it's hard to find good sex online if
you're a woman, and hard to find sex at all if you're a man. You can't
just log into a webcam community and get laid, any more than you can
join an online role-playing game and hook up without making any further effort.
You
have to spend some time, talk to people, form relationships, and maybe
-- just maybe -- sex will happen. Cybersex is a woman's world, didn't
you know?
A man who not only respects that but enjoys it is a man
who will not lack for online sexual partners. And if you're not willing
to make the investment, go to a cam-girl site and pay to play instead.
Because
I've been an observer but not sexually active online for the past few
years, I called up Kirk (not his real name), an administrator in an
adults-only webcam community. We had a private webcam conversation that
confirmed what I already knew: Nothing but the tech has changed since my days as Aphrodite.
Kirk says his main responsibility as room admin is "to kick out the creeps."
Minors
and spammers are booted without question; so is anyone who starts
"directing" -- telling other people what to do on their cameras -- or
harassing other members, particularly the women. Continually asking
"anyone want to go private?" or trying to lure premium members to free
instant messengers is also grounds for bouncing.
It sounds harsh, but it's what keeps a core of 30 or more regulars returning to the room, week after week.
"Women have told me they like to come to our room because we don't mess around," he says.
Getting
booted is not the end of your cybersex chances. You're banned for 24
hours, but anyone willing to respect the community standards is welcome
to try again.
tl;dr
tl;dr
tl;dr
there.
no
-STARES AT VORPY'S ORIFICES-
I want to see this guy dancing disco.