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  • You can change. You can.

    how could you even bear with all of that

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Rohan makes better bear jokes than you do.


    "Man, that mask gets hot and heavy. :("


    "Well, I guess you'll have to just grin and bear it."


    He ate the chocolate I threw at him.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    The real question, Walker Bear, is whether you enjoy the thrill of the hunt and dominion over your natural territory; the abject fear in the eyes of your prey, and the loneliness that only comes with being the dominant, solitary predator of the fields, forests and streams -- all running red with the blood of your prey. 


    That is my question to you, Walker Bear. 

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    "Walker Bear, do you like to eat little kids?"


    -shakes head-


    "Is it because their bones are too crunchy?"


    -nods head-

  • You can change. You can.

    Rohan makes better bear jokes than you do.



    how can i even defeat a kingdom of horse-riders and apparent masters of the pun

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    you can't


    so you should just give up and stop punning

  • You can change. You can.

    Well I do have to admit, the situation looks quite grizzly. 


    However, as you'll see, as long as I make a bearl-y thoughtful attempt, it all works out all too well. 

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    How you can bear all these puns, I shudder to think. It's like it's dropped to sub-polar temperatures.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    You should have found a way to work in a pun around 'shudder'.


    Or maybe drop-ped. Pun on drop bears.

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    There were no kouality puns for the situation.

  • Was it worth it, wearing three suits at once?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    It was worth it for that little hug alone.


    (I was wearing my regular clothes underneath, too.)

  • Then you are truly blessed.



    Be at peace.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Be at peace.



    Son of Gondor.


    (swelling music)


    goddamn sorry

  • You can change. You can.

    hey her friend's called "Rohan"


    LOTR references are practically obligatory now

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    ITT: IJBM has become Teddie from Persona 4.

  • a little muffled

    who what now

  • ^Character from Persona 4 that is known for doing un-bear-able puns.

  • edited 2012-08-22 12:18:46
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Now that I'm in New York, it occurs to me that I won't be back in Maine for about three months.

  • so

    i'm in london now????



    Travel around London taking photos that perfectly match the backgrounds in the K-ON! movie!  It's what I would probably do anyway. >.>

  • edited 2012-08-22 13:18:53
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    so

    i'm in london now????



    When I was there, I ate fish and chips at a pub every day, but you're going to be there longer than I was, so maybe limit it to every other day.

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    Or you could use those things called shops. :P

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    @DYRE: i still need to finish season 2 of k-on


     

    @INUH: yessir

     

    Also, I'm going to a pub with my three roommates and probably drinking for the first actual time in a little bit.  

     

    so uh

     

    wish me luck
  • Good luck.


    I'm dealing with a school who changed the online portal for classes and financial aid and everything feels like chaos.

  • No rainbow star
    Aww



    I missed the bear puns



    :< It wasn't pawsable to keep them going a bit longer?
  • edited 2012-08-22 14:35:00

    Well I apparently got my computer fixed.


    So I will get it back soon.


    Hopefully it continues to work for a while.


     


    At the very least, I will now be able to spend all day in my bedroom on the internet as opposed to spending all day in my living room on the internet.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    >ITT: IJBM has become Teddie from Persona 4.


    Oh no! Alk your health is low! You might want to use a healing spell!

  • Rise was the best character in Persona 4 just because she isn't Teddie.

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    I only watched the anime so my favorite character is not even a character in the game proper.

  • edited 2012-08-22 16:38:03
    Has friends besides tanks now

    so

    i'm in london now????




     


    In other news, I've driven four hours today, which I think is a record. But I needed that; it helped me to actually be comfortable with highway driving. Well, except the part where mom nearly got me and dad killed.

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