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  • edited 2012-08-24 14:02:27
    Has friends besides tanks now

    ^ I think that was the idea, but when I read it, I felt more disgusted/repulsed than scared at any point, and when I tried to watch the American adaptation . . . well, I just didn't have fun.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    So I'm rereading the Bartimaeus books because they are fucking awesome and I don't think I have since like eighth grade.



  • a little muffled

    I did that earlier.


    Love those books.


  • So, the home button on my iPhone was stuck. I tried a few fixes I found online, and they sort of partially worked but not really. I finally managed to fix it by -- I am not joking -- blowing really hard into the charging port.



    Is there some other way to fix hardware problems?

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    For that specific problem, if you go to the shutdown screen and hold down the home button until it goes away, it sometimes recalibrates and starts working again.
  • My laptop just gets back from the repair center and I'm already having problems with it. Joy.

  • You bastards are weird.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Bad news - my old computer had died for good, so there was no internet for me for almost a month.


    Good news - now I have a new one!


    Unrelated - we got Comedy Central on cable. Colbert is freakin' fantastic. I find Jon Stewart quite overrated, though. Then again, I guess thirteen years of anchoring a comedy show kinda kills your inspiration.


  • Hey, is anyone here getting Guild Wars 2? I didn't preorder, but there's a good chance I'll buy it next week, and I remember there had been some interest on IJBM...ages and ages ago.



    Well, a lot of my friends are getting it.

  • Kichigai birthday!!

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^^I dunno, I always found Stewart's humor style funnier than Colbert's.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I find Colbert's funnier than Stewart's.

  • I was offered to work on a thesis at the same place I'm doing the internship. I think I'd like the topic and it'd be a good learning opportunity and curriculum fodder, but... I don't want to keep going there for 6 months straight, it's pretty ambitious and if I find out midway that I should drop it, I'll be in trouble at uni. Well, it might be too extensive to be accepted as a topic, so I might not have a choice, anyway.

  • I'm a damn twisted person
    I find the subject matter a lot funnier for the Daily Show than the execution. Because it just plays the US media and politic excesses with a straight face and let's us see how ridiculous they are before going crazy.
  • You can change. You can.
     Is there some other way to fix hardware problems?

    I find that recommending the customer to throw the phone at the wall often works.


    Either that or just throw a new phone at their general direction.


    best customer service rep or what


     

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    I usually directed them at a store nearest their general location, and tried my best to help them, no matter what it took. I got burnt out after a month, mind you.

  • edited 2012-08-24 22:14:15
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I have my hands on some buttered and salted popcorn.


    It is disappearing very quickly.


    I may need to get some more.


     


    I blame the quick rate of disappearance on Todd Akin's entertaining antics.

  • You can change. You can.

    I usually directed them at a store nearest their general location, and tried my best to help them, no matter what it took. I got burnt out after a month, mind you.



    Pretty much me, actually. 


    Mostly because calls are recorded and if I transfer without justification, hang up on the customer or otherwise am shown to not be trying, I'm fucing crucified. 

  • edited 2012-08-25 00:25:33
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    If you work as computer customer service, I wonder if it might help to say things like "my job makes me have to ask you this", "here's what I would try", or "when that happened to my computer, it was actually [such and such problem], and I solved it by [solution]".  Then again, I have no experience in it, so I really don't know.


    Also, a few critters of the arachnid persuasion decided to move in at my doorstep.  No, not my doorstep...more like, at the top of the doorframe to my apartment.

  • You can change. You can.

    I work with phones, and from my experience...I actually don't understand what you're saying. 


    I mean, if you're saying, "We should tell the customer what's going on as clearly as possible" then yes, that's what we always should do. We also have to avoid jargon and internal terms, of course. Mostly for clarity's sake. 


    But, if you're saying that you, as a customer, should come to us and tell us all that, the thing is, we need to follow a due process and having all the information required to work with the case dumped on us tends to be problematic because we can't write it all down. In my case due to company policy (We work with credit cards so we can only write info on a designated page which refreshes itself every 30 mins)


    Now, if you're saying that we should tell the customer what works from our personal experience with company products...well, it normally carries a certain anecdotical weight, you know? It's better to phrase it as something that you know because of your job rather than something you know because it happened to you because then the customer will either take it to heart and assume it'll be the perfect solution (Which you don't know until you apply it) or will doubt it and will question you and you then have to assuage your doubts. Plus it's unorthodox. 

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    DERP I meant "my job" there.  Fixed.  Those are from the perspective of the customer service rep, not the customer.  Wow, I am derping a lot lately.  I should probably get more sleep.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I really hate moving. :|

  • You can change. You can.

    Oh. 


    Well.



    "my job makes me have to ask you this"



    We say that, but we don't say it textually. "Ma'am, I need this or that information in order to continue working on your case/request" is a favourite phrasing of mine. Mostly because it conveys how important it is and a desireable consequence for the customer. 



    "here's what I would try"



    We never say that. There needs to be a certain certainty behind what you say. Never say would unless it's based on a question such as "What would happen if X". If you are giving instructions, you need certainty in your tone and phrasing. "Let's try this" works because it keeps it casual. I also like "Try this out".



     "when that happened to my computer, it was actually [such and such problem], and I solved it by [solution]"



    Besides the anecdotical problem, the fact is that, unless you're on the US, you're gonna work for a company abroad who has outsourced their CS stuff to another country. So you wouldn't have much experience with the product provided it's not something like computers or something where the only (Or most) brands are american.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    You were working with U.S. American customers?

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    the best part of my day was callers that go: "Am I talking with someone insde America" And I would respond yes, and they'd have to reword:"Am I talking with someone inside the USA" and I would say:"No." and they'd ask to be tranferred and I would promptly do so.  Best calls ever.

  • You can change. You can.

    You were working with U.S. American customers?



    We work for Tracfone and Net10 (And technically Safelink, but that falls under Tracfone) so yes, we only get people from the US. Or at least, living in the US. I have had to deal with immigrants and their particular accents too. (I've found that they're much better to deal with than with Americans, though.)


    And I am working. Still got the job and everything. 



    "Am I talking with someone insde America" And I would respond yes, and they'd have to reword:"Am I talking with someone inside the USA" and I would say:"No." and they'd ask to be tranferred and I would promptly do so.  Best calls ever.



    I approve.


    I only got one person asking for an American. The usual phrasing is "Can I talk to someone who speaks English?" and I always go, "You are" and then dial down the sass to suggest that a transfer would be non-helpful

  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere

    I have my internet access back now. Cool beans.

  • Booored. IJBM, tell me something to 3D model.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    swords swords swords

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