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You'll get used to it.
Trip the program up with porn stars. Since they all look the same anyway, it won't be long before the thing is corrupted with creepy fetish questions in order to be more accurate.
Ah, Higurashi Kira. I actually planned to watch it. But then the last episode of Higurashi Parody Fandub, that deals with it (at least the first episode), came out and gave me quite a good look at it. That shattered these plans. I was already aware that it would be fanservice-y, but I thought that at most they would put Rika in a Angel Mort costume and call it a day. Turns out, they didn't stop there...
Al thought I may watch the other two episodes. Not that my expectations are high or anything, but if they aren't as bad as the first one...
That reminds me that I never finished the VNs. And I'm occupied with Fate/Stay Night at the moment...
Nah, seems like unnecessary provocation.
I can't choose, so pick one yourself: http://www.popcorngif.com/
Welp, I couldn't find any Rogue/______ yuri, but I managed to dig up a shot of Jubilee about to nom on X-23's neck. Kinda lesbians.
It was either this or Madoka/Homura or Evangelyne/Amalia.
Fuck it, we're going with Evangelyne/Amalia.
fuck yeah
LESBIANS
ALL DAY EVERY DAY
I already have lesbians in my avatar, so I'm fine. But maybe I should use other ones.
So I guess I also work 1-3 on Fridays. -sigh-
At least it's rec camp, which is surprisingly un-terrible to guard for.
Okay, so I think I figured out why it's not a good idea for my brother and I to be left completely to our own devices for days on end. :V
(That is to say, it's 2AM and we're currently drinking cans of Coke as we compete to see who can grow the biggest tree in Minecraft. The dishes are done, though.)
(I'm winning, too.)
It's 2am in the morning. Generally, I'm trying to go to sleep earlier these days, and I certainly went to sleep earlier tonight. Unfortunately, I woke up after a couple of hours of sleep and found that I was no longer tired. Often, I find a bit of alcohol helps make me drowsy, so I've been drinking some mead in an effort to put me to sleep. Perhaps I overstepped the mark; I'm now very self-aware of my drunkenness and smiling like an idiot while typing this, not to mention I'm not half as tired as I'd like to be for 2am.
Frankly, I'm amazed I've made it through this post with proper spelling and grammar. Let it never be said that intoxication is an excuse for poor expression, at least in writing. I'm sure that if I tried to express this post verbally right now, I'd get lost halfway through and begin laughing.
Try playing Minecraft.
I probably would if I had it on this computer. I'm not sure how I'd do at Drunken Minecraft, though. It might send the survival horror element of the game through the roof, or if might erase all fear of monsters I've ever had. All I know is that right now, I should be nowhere near anything which gives me the capacity to use swords, virtual or otherwise.
You don't have to use a sword. You can beat Creepers to death with a golden shovel if you want.
Something I want to try is playing Dragon's Dogma when I haven't slept for forty-eight hours. I would either fail horribly or kill everything.
I remember reading something once about a guy who had a fort in Dwarf Fortress that he only played while drunk. He checked it out while sober once and had no idea what the hell was going on.
^^ Actually, you would probably fall asleep because of the time it takes to travel from place to place. I personally love the lack of quick-travel in Dragon's Dogma, but there's no doubt that it's a weaker element of the game than the actual quests. Once you're a high enough level, travelling anywhere becomes pretty easy, too. There's a particular points (perhaps around level 35-40) where just about any standard enemy and most large monsters are pretty much chump change.
^ That gave me drunken snort laughter. Thank you, INUH.
Nah, I would just stick to the areas around Gran Sorecapitalcityplace and just watch the murders.
Which reminds me, I still haven't gotten anything tougher than a band of goblins as a random encounter.
Dammit, game.
(Also, I love some of the mechanics in Dragon's Dogma. You can't go into deep water. Why not? Because you can't swim BECAUSE THERE'S A GIANT MAN-EATING FOG OUT THERE AND IF YOU GO INTO THE WATER IT WILL EAT YOU AND YOU WILL DIE.)
Dragon's Dogma uses, unashamedly, a fair few old school game tropes and RPG concepts. I think it's kind of charming.
Wait, what? When it happened to me, it just washed me up elsewhere on the shore.
Yeah, I never tested it out. The guy on the beach was just like THERE'S A GIANT FOG MONSTER IN THE WATER DON'T GO OUT THERE NOBODY'S GOING OUT THERE IT'S REALLY SCARY and I was like hm, a giant frog monster, maybe I should go lure it out, so I went out into the edge of the deep water, and then suddenly my health bar flashed red and something went swirly and I was like NOPE I'M OUTTA HERE.
Sounds about right.
I really need to get back to playing the game, but I'm kinda stuck
Also, I'm starting to allcaps instead of lowercaps so I'm going to bed even though I just noticed that between us we drank half of my entire case of Coke so I'm kind of really jittery and cold.
goodnight
So apparently there's a plastic chair in the womens' locker room shower, at the pool, and then there isn't one in the men's. That hardly seems fair. >
Also, it never occurred to me that I'm allowed to carry out lost and found checks in the womens' locker room too, let alone that I was supposed to be doing so at the ends of shifts if no one else already did so the entire time I've been working. :'/
You guys.
This is the best tumblr of all the tumblrs.
Ever.
It's been a while since I posted a MAD in this forum so have this
No nick, MAD stands for "mutually assured destruction" and I don't want this at allllll
/tabletopnerd