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  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-07-06 03:02:28
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Come to think of it, when I was doing Jones, it asked "is your character human" and "is your character from MS Paint Adventures" and I said no. All of its guesses were humans from MSPA.

  • NyktosNyktos
    edited 2012-07-06 03:05:31
    a little muffled

    Trying more Mistborn characters, it got Vin (on the first try even), Elend, and Sazed but didn't get Dockson or Breeze and didn't even know Marsh (though it guessed Kelsier for him).


    It has weird pictures for most of the characters too. I'm assuming they're fanart, but they definitely don't look like how I imagined the characters.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    Aw, it got Archeops in two, while asking some of the silliest questions. And it asked "Is your character a Pokemon?", and "Does your character want to be the very best?" consecutively.

  • LaiLai

    1st guess: Rathalos


    2nd Guess: Fatalis


    (Redo)


    3rd Guess: Everquest Monster


    4th Guess: Hooktail


    5th Guess: Tigrex


    ...  I was guessing the Mecha Dragon from MM2, which is noticeably green. Are any of the above green?

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2012-07-06 03:16:54
    No rainbow star
    Ow. Liquid Nitrogen + Lasers + Warts on foot = Pain



    He had liquid nitrogen IN A GOD DAMN SPRAY CAN! And my foot has BURN marks now!
  • LaiLai

    How the hell did he get Foamy Mouth Guy? D:

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-07-06 03:27:02
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    He was somehow able to guess Quentin, Benjy, Caddy, and Jason Compson. How the fuck did he do that? The most specific question he ever asked was "Did your character ever fight a ninja?"


    e: although Benjy he didn't get on his first guess; the first guess for that one was John Galt 

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    So, I'm going with Gabite, since middle evolutions tend to trip him up. Two consecutive questions:


    >Is your character a Pokemon?
    >Yes
    >Was your character involved in the civil rights movement? 

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    >Possibly

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    Oh dog I just found a tumblr full of Chargeman Ken episode reviews. It's so beautiful ;_;

  • LaiLai

    My knowledge of Power Ranger Monsters of the Week seems to get him most, if not all, the time.

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-07-06 04:01:15
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Going through the Higurashi OVAs for screencaps gives me chest pains. Bad chest pains, not good chest pains.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    1st guess: Wheatley, Portal 2


    2nd guess (25 questions): defective turret, Portal 2


    3rd guess (30 questions): GLaDOS, Portal (correct)

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    My Internet is blinking on and off.

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-07-06 04:05:39
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    okay


    as much as i dislike higurashi kira


    (and i really really do)


    the fansubbers deserve props for working the word "sexcapades" into the translation

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Wut.


    I'm...guessing I shouldn't watch Higurashi Kira.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    A ha ha ha ha ha.  So I want to guess Pratty from Summon Night Swordcraft Story.


    "Does your character use guns?" "No"


    "Does your character wear an orange jumpsuit?"


    lolno Portal question was last question


    question 15: "Is your character in Thinking with Portals?"


    NO


    16: "Has your character ever participated in a tournament?"


    Huh.  Seems like he's getting there.


    18: "Did your character claim to date Harry Styles?"


    ...


    19: "Is your character white-haired?"


    Okay, that's more like it.  Should I call it that?  Her hair's more like a very light grey.  Partially?


    20: "Does your character fight with a sword?"


    Partially?


    > Ivy Valentine, Soul Calibur


    NO


    And now a bunch of questions asking about Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, whether my character has magic, etc..


    25: "Is your character linked with Nintendo?"


    ...I guess?  She's in a game on a Nintendo console.  Partially.


    26: has a pet dragon?  lolno


    27: from Fire Emblem?  no


    28: a ninja?  lolno


    29: son of a hero?  Okay, Pratty's the daughter of a hero.  That's more like it.  Partially?


    30: from a Dreamworks production?  wtfno


    c'mon...c'mon...


    > Sindel, Mortal Kombat


    NOOOOOO


    31: head of a group? no


    32: comrade of a hero? not really


    33: live with father? no


    34: played their sport at an international level? ...huh? does being a swordsmith count as a sport? well, the tournament is only within one city-state anyway.  no.


    35: manipulates an element? ...not really.


    36: do you own your character? wtf is this supposed to mean?  i don't know


    37: character from 24?  no.  Akinator is failing badly.


    38: fight against monsters?  yes.  this is a pretty common answer though...


    39: green hair?  no


    40: scales on body?  no


    > The Monster Hunter (Monster Hunter)


    fail.


    Let's see who else came close.  Florina and Jizz from Fire Emblem.  Amaterasu from Okami.  Shanoa from Castlevania.  Sveta from Golden Sun.  Unlabeled characters named Ritz, Marcus, and Jenna, whom I suspect are from FFTA, FE, and GS respectively.  And unlabeled Selan, who is almost certainly the one from Lufia.


    So it turns out Pratty is in his database...but somehow he missed her completely.

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-07-06 04:17:55
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Okay, I really can't speak for the whole series of OVAs, but the first episode is pretty much the worst, most insulting thing I've watched in a long time.


    (nsfw)


     


    http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy163/saidaisuke9/wtf-2.gif


    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdgn8YmG51qks87r.gif


    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowxsclguY1qbvovho1_500.gif


    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loww8a4kF41qbvovho1_500.gif


    I guess the other episodes allegedly aren't quite as bad, but I kind of have ahard time mustering up the will to watch them.


    god damn you deen


    just


    god damn it

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    ...and just who the hell is Harry Styles?

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    what am I looking at here, Forzare.


    other than those girls I recognize from those image macros. 

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    you are looking at an abomination of the worst kind

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    edited 2012-07-06 04:31:59
    Kichigai birthday!!

    ^^^^I remember I made a thread about that a while ago. Still haven't seen it and judging from that I won't do it anytime soon.


    Found my thread. Not really interesting but there's a /jp/ link on it, and /jp/ is always nice to look at

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Yep, definitely not going to watch that.


    ...


    Wait...is that first one Rika?! What the fuck?!

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    yes


    that is rika


    and tomitake is taking pictures

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ಠ_ಠ

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    So why did you decide to watch anime porno?

  • DYREDYRE

    Still looks more enjoyable than regular Higurashi.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-07-06 04:36:07
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^Presumably to get screencaps for the Higurashi tumblr he's doing.


    The actual show isn't like that; it's just the pointless OVAs.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Oh, that makes sense!


    So what's an OVA?

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-07-06 04:38:34
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    ಠ_ಠ



    the whole thing is basically keiichi, ooishi, tomitake, and irie sitting in a circle masturbating and imagining what kind of horrible punishment games they can give the girls


    it is


    degrading and horrible and it makes me very very sad



    So why did you decide to watch anime porno?



    Because Higurashi is not porno.  The first two seasons have very little (if any) fanservice, and the first set of OVAs was sort of entertaining, and nowhere near this blatant.


    I don't know what the fuck Deen was thinking with Kira.


    But yeah at this point it's just for my tumblr.



    Still looks more enjoyable than regular Higurashi.



    dyre i swear to god


    i have a banhammer

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