IJBMer Updates

Forzare · 2012-07-07 04:52:39

Mom: wat

Reg: What?

Mom: numbers?

Reg: Timed mission.

Mom: y

Reg: [sudden realization] MOM YOU HAVE TO SAVE TALI

Mom: who

Reg: STOP TEXTING ME AND SAVE TALI AND DO NOT PICK UP THIS PHONE UNTIL YOU HAVE SAVED HER.

[several minutes pass]

Mom: so android gril

Reg: Tali is my homegirl, Mom. You are not allowed to trash talk her.

Mom: but shes an andrid

Reg: She’s not an android. She’s fabulous.

Mom: k

Mom: i leik her hood

Forzare · 2012-07-07 04:54:05

Mom: what is rex

Mom: dinosaur

Reg: No, he’s a krogan.

Mom: kroger?

Reg: Krogan.

Mom: whats krogar?

Reg: Big mean mercenary that will doubletap you if you piss him off. You should recruit him.

Mom: y

Reg: Because you’ll like him.

Reg: He’s this game’s Sten.

Mom: my kroger

InsanityAddict · 2012-07-07 04:59:07

>BBQ at sister frat in natural sciences uni town, this means critically low level of dudettes

>Cute one among them, roomie of old highschool bro

>Does actually dance, flirts easily

>Keeps grinding you towards other, more homely dudettes

I dub this the altruïsm sandwich.

Icalasari · 2012-07-07 05:00:10

It's my brother's 25th birthday

He died years ago, only weeks from his... 14th birthday, if I recall

MadassAlex · 2012-07-07 05:32:24

All the best to you and your family, Ica. Time doesn't heal everything.

glennmagusharvey · 2012-07-07 07:29:19

Condolences.

Icalasari · 2012-07-07 07:36:29

^^ ^ Thank you

We try to make it a celebration of his life each year, but hell, even I get affected

JHM · 2012-07-07 12:47:36

I'm really sorry, Icalasari. I hope that this day is a happy one overall.

Stormtroper · 2012-07-07 12:59:10

My condolences, Ica.

All Nines · 2012-07-07 15:46:47

My condolences, as well.

Lai · 2012-07-07 15:48:44

That's a real saddening thing to hear, Ica.

I hope things will look up.

CountryPumpkin · 2012-07-07 16:05:09

My condolences, too.

MrW · 2012-07-07 20:24:53

Why is this place so quiet?

CountryPumpkin · 2012-07-07 20:25:47

...a little too quiet...

CountryPumpkin · 2012-07-07 20:26:40

Nova · 2012-07-07 20:32:10

I don't know how many people can actually log in today, after yesterday's server move. I'm not sure how many people know how to flush their DNS caches, etc.

DYRE · 2012-07-07 20:32:55

I didn't have any trouble at all and didn't even have to log in again so...

All Nines · 2012-07-07 20:46:51

I've had no luck on my phone or anything, but I just had to refresh a few times here, while waiting for my computer to get its shit together, and here I am.

Nova · 2012-07-07 20:53:30

I had to ask UE on #IJBM how to enter the site because I continually got an error message.

Fatal error: require_once() [function.require]: Failed opening required '/home/ijbm/public_html/forums/bootstrap.php' (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in /home/ijbm/public_html/forums/index.php on line 28