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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    no, for that i thought you were mistaken and meant Mjoll.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire


    no, for that i thought you were mistaken and meant Mjoll.





    Because Mjoll walks around by the Riften Fishery. Yes.


  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    but she did :(

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-04-19 19:24:18

    Odd, she's never done that in my game.


    And why would I say Argonian when Mjoll is...a Nord, if I recall correctly?

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-04-19 19:31:22
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    @Nova: I'm looking forward to you mercilessly tearing my shit to pieces. :p



    @INUH; No problem.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    And why would I say Argonian when Mjoll is...a Nord, if I recall correctly?



    Because you're a Nord. >:|



    I'm looking forward to you mercilessly tearing my shit to pieces. :p



    If that's what you wish, that's what you will receive.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Because you're a Nord. >:|



    Well you're a dummy.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    wait no I take it back



    shit what did I just get myself into
  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    edited 2012-04-19 19:53:21
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    @Nova: There are at least two Argonian women who hang around the Riften docks. Wujeeta needs help combating a skooma addiction that could cost her her job at the Fishery. From-Deepest-Fathoms asks you to take a Dwemer Lexicon to Avanchnzel so that she'll be free of the guilt from costing her friends their lives.


    How do you tell them apart from a distance? From-Deepest-Fathoms is always wearing a full set of Hide Armour; Wujeeta just wears a generic dress/tunic/whatever-it-is.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    anyway, I'm off to go get paid to watch a musical dress rehearsal



    u a critic bro


    how come you didn't tell me

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Nah. Usher. We get paid to come in and see the dress rehearsal so we know what's going on and so we don't get distracted when we're supposed to be paying attention to the audience.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Nah.



  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    A new Humble Bundle?! As soon as I get more money in my bank account, yes please.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Well you're a dummy.



    no you're a dummy



    shit what did I just get myself into



    i'unno



    There are at least two Argonian women who hang around the Riften docks.



    I know this now.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    no you're a dummy



  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    no you're a dummy



    high discourse right there, chummer

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    @Stormtroper:

    Huh, the French MtG translators don't check to see if a name is already taken before using it again.

    I knew that used to be a problem with a lot of translations; is it still happening?


    Hilariously, there have also been cases of the reverse. Every printing of Ironroot Treefolk in German has a different name.


  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    high discourse right there, chummer



    yes, the entire dialogue has been full of intellectual heights until now

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Alteration, as it turns out, is easy as shit to level, especially now that I went and got the perk to let me cast Adept-level spells for half magicka. 100 alteration, here I cooooooome!

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    You got that right. Detect Life, Telekinesis and Waterbreathing all give massive skill increases with minimal effort. Some goes for the Illusion spell Muffle and the Conjuration spell Soul Trap (just cast it on a dead body over and over again).

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    yes, the entire dialogue has been full of intellectual heights until now



    exactly


    "you're a nord >:|"  is truly a line worthy of the bard. emoticon included.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I'm late to this, but man, if there was ever a teardown of Halo to end them all...

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-04-19 20:20:47

    ^^"We drink to our youth, to days come and gone, for the age of intellectualism is just about done! We'll drive out the smarties and restore what we own. With our dumb and our stupid we'll take back our home."

  • LaiLai

    Miffed about TimeWarner blocking our internet on Monday due to "Copyright Infringement". Stupid MPAA.

  • MacDuffyMacDuffy
    edited 2012-04-19 20:23:30
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.
    This anti-Nord sentiment proves you're all filthy elves.
  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    This anti-Nord sentiment proves you're all filthy elves.



    Hey, hey, hey! Chances are equally good that we're Argonians, or even just Bretons!

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I'm a Dunmer who lives in Windhelm.


    Fuck Nords.

  • MacDuffyMacDuffy
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.
    Well maybe if you contributed to society instead of whining about your Gray Quarter all the damn time, we'd make beatings only a bi-weekly thing.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Or did the rational thing and went and won the goddamn Civil War for the Empire. It's not exactly a hard thing to do.

  • MacDuffyMacDuffy
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.
    pishaw



    your empire is tiny and crumbling and full of elves
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