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  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Really? You've taken vows and made a dedicated effort to hate Japanese cartoons? That seems kinda ridiculous really. 



    Yeah, I took the vows of poverty, chastity and hating anime. I'm now allowed to conduct comic book and video tape burnings.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    So did the vow of chastity lead to the butthurt for the other vows? Or was it poverty that did you in?

  • You can change. You can.

    oooh, snap.

  • This thread has become most amusing.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Poverty. Sometimes I can't buy vaseline. I used to carry cash with me at all times, so I tend to forget myself, and I have to leave the chemist's, and then forget to get some cash for a next time, and then it's too late.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    People keep asking me for relationship advice. I'm always happy to give it, but what does 'five failed relationships and a fetish for cyborg women and psychos' say that transmits into 'knows what what advice to give'?

  • Maybe they want a psycho and/or cyborg girlfriend.

  • You can change. You can.

    I would like to point out that most people tend to not get to five relationships. At least, those who use........................THE INTERNET

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    More relationships=/=more wise about relationships.

  • You can change. You can.

    Tell them that, not me.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    So, guys.


    People still don't mind being seen in public with me, even wearing this.


    I need suggestions on how to look even dorkier.


    plz halp

  • Dress up like Rottweiler.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I am not willing to go to this extreme.

  • Just the trench coat and katana then?

  • Get a big ass coat and scarf.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    The coat I can do.


    Katanas would get me arrested.

  • Getting arrested might stop them hanging out with you!

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    It all depends on how much they like me, really.

  • Why are you trying to stop people wanting to be around you anyway?

  • You can change. You can.

    People still don't mind being seen in public with me, even wearing this.



    i am obligated to wake up and say, "Fucking hipster. Friendship's over"

  • But you never had any to begin with.
    That hat is clearly a baby hellspawn.
  • You can change. You can.

    baby hellspawn wish they could be that awful. 

  • Honestly I find the sunglasses more flammable.

  • So, Agarest War Zero apparently has a fairy sorcerer voiced by Aki Toyosaki.  For a moment I was seriously considering buying the game for that reason alone.  I mean, I eventually realized how stupid that is, but... >.>

  • edited 2012-03-17 10:00:36

    Eh, there are dumber instinctive reasons to get a game, the most common one being that the cover art is pretty.


    I'm annoyed when the box art has girls featuring prominently and the protagonist ends up being another guy. Seriously, what holds people back from making the protagonist female (and not designed for men to FUCK the SHIT out of)?

  • edited 2012-03-17 09:59:02
    Diet NEET

    >fedora/trenchcoat/katana


    >looks at closet and silently hangs his head in shame


    Also, party was mixed bag. Though clearly it was the best kinky party the frat's given in years(great acts-although fireplay and knifeplay is not everyone's cup of tea-and everyone dressing up well instead of the usual hurr-underwear-is-enough-of-a-costume), I didn't enjoy it too much. Had to sit in for door shifts and stay up for clean-up while waiting for the mopey drunks to be chased away from the bar, someone thought an appropriate decoration for my snackbar stand were fucking Reddit memes, got whined at out of nowhere for not keeping my little bro from being a stoner, and had this constantly: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/352kwc/

  • Was trying to install the Realta Nua patch for Fate/Stay Night.


    Doesn't work because the unpacker shits itself since the file is really large and has to be split into two seperate downloads. And since the US Government can't keep the fucking hands off of the internet, the Megaupload link is useless and I can't get it in a format that isn't split.


    I really wanted that =/


  • I'm annoyed when the box art has girls featuring prominently and the protagonist ends up being another guy. Seriously, what holds people back from making the protagonist female (and not designed for men to FUCK the SHIT out of)?



    The ideas that: 1.) men are the primary audience for video games, 2.) that people want to identify with the protagonist of a game they're playing, and 3.) that men have an easier time identifying with male characters than female ones.


    Not necessarily a great reason, and based on questionable premises, but... there you go.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I just thought that I shouldn't post in this thread, because the IJBM rook would take my rook. 


    And that's how I know I've been playing too much chess. 


    In other news, installed The Witcher 2 on my new machine. Technical issues. Blah.

  • You can change. You can.

    Finally got around watching Mask of the Phantasm (malk no malking)


    I think I like this as an origin story more than Year One. then again, no Jim Gordon sidestory. 

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