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I just use a bedside lamp...
My parents notice the light.
Tape it to your head
Anyway, I think I am going to save up to get a Kindle Fire.
Well, I could technically get one right now, but my parents probably wouldn't approve as much, because...just because, really.
It's already 8:55. -_-
No, it's not! It's 7:58!
Wanna trade places?
Pah, it's 6 over here.
It just turned 7 here
9 over here
Think carefully. Do you really want to live in Alabama?
^ Probably better than Alberta, the Texas of Canada :P
Alabama's one of the states Texas is allowed to make fun of :P
I never said it was permanent. You can have Alabama back in the morning. :P
It's ten past two in the morning here.
You think I'd take it back? :P
i don't even know what the fuck
On to the DLC episodes.
Finally find the source music for the OW YEAH stuff that always pops up in youtube poops:
I dunno, I have toyed with the notion of getting a kindle or a nook from time to time. I do think it would be a convenient way to save space and get books on the cheap. on the other hand though, I absolutely love the library feel in my house from having books on all the bookshelves. Perhaps I could merge the two. Use the kindle for cheap stuff I might be embarrassed about reading and phase those books out of my collection to add a more respectable library.
Then again, I have like five shelves for comics. I think the respectability of my library is pretty much shot already.
If someone is giving you shit for reading comics, just give them Maus and ask them to not speak till they read it.
Or beat them with the Chair Leg of Truth
I actually could make a Chair Leg of Truth if I wanted to. Just head down to Goodwill and find a cheap wooden chair to break apart.
I should get one meself. Just wave it around and threaten people with it till while speaking to it.
I'd be seen as a lunatic, but they'd listen to me and that's what matters, right
True, a baseball bat or cane would be more practical and effective for the sake of hitting somebody with a blunt wooden object. But on the other hand, a single chair leg wins out in the crazy department and the resulting intimidation bonus.
Amateurs.
I want to communicate to people that I am crazy and that I will ruin their day, not that I am a Ren Faire nerd. That mace conveys anarchronism, not insanity.
That's not as sexy as the chair leg of truth.
Twice as sexy and twice as crazy.
Sure, a few people out of every thousand or so have some kind of actual sword.
But who on earth has a functional mace?
A crazy person.
Wait, idea. I'll split the difference between a chair leg and a mace. I will instead, wield a shovel.
Yes, but you can't speak to a mace the same way you speak to a chair leg.
Also, it doesn't have the same ring. Mace of Truth lacks the same degree of insanity and outright whatiswrongwithyouness that Chair Leg of Truth has.
Oh, also
>But who on earth has a functional mace
Medieval fags
--hisssssssssssssssssssss--
Yeah, Mace of Truth sounds like something my character will pick up in D&D.
Hell, there probably is a statblock for a Mace of Truth somewhere.