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  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    It's not even Director Takashi Miike's most fucked-up film. That would be Ichi the Killer.

  • Nothing wrong with liking Saw and Paranormal Activity.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Been playing on-and-off my guitar a half hour now. I'll master this six-stringed singing angel if it's the last thing I do.


    But right now I have a job interview I need to rest for. Night y'all.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Good luck.
  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Good night, and good luck.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    What they said.

  • edited 2012-07-22 17:22:22

  • You can change. You can.

    Been playing on-and-off my guitar a half hour now. I'll master this six-stringed singing angel if it's the last thing I do.



    For what it's worth, if you ever need help on how to approach it, I can help. 


    anyway, good night and do your best tomorrow, I'm sure that'll impress them. :)

  • Repeating the Edward R. Murrow sentiment, good night and good luck, Malk.

  • No rainbow star

    I read earlier today a story on a horror subreddit (nosleep is pretty much the only reason I still go on Reddit anymore)


     


    The story involved a trainer raping a Pokemon, having sex with Joy and her father, killing himself and them, the Pokemon being traumatized, and a huge wall of text


     


    I ended up laughing the whole way through because I was not expecting some shitty porn/rape fantasy

  • Ah yes, "The Pokemon Story". It's pretty terrible.

  • edited 2012-02-16 00:16:59

    I'm trying to find this movie, but I don't know its name. All I know is the opening scene is a suburb in chaos being ransacked by hoodlums and thugs.

  • No rainbow star

    ^^ The one I read was called King Bong (I was expecting some bad anti-drug story based on that title)

  • edited 2012-02-16 00:24:00

    That's weird, everywhere else I've seen it called "The Pokemon Story". I know for a fact we're talking about the same story, all the details are the same.

  • edited 2012-02-16 00:28:21
    No rainbow star

    Does it have the Gardevoir's skull getting partially crushed?



    If so, then yep the same story


     


    If not, then D:

  • edited 2012-02-16 00:49:17
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^^Apparently, that's not the real name of the story (it escapes me now).


    What's really bad is that I've seen worse on Topless Robot.


    V That's the name!

  • edited 2012-02-16 00:45:31

    ^^ That is the same story, (un?)fortunately. Apparently it also goes by the moniker of "Rectified Anonymity".

  • No rainbow star

    I'd say fortunately



    The fewer versions of this story out there, the better


     


     


    Honestly, the thing that stuck out the most to me was, "...Gardevoir is in the Miscellaneous group. It can't breed with Pokemon like Machamp. It can breed with Pokemon like Gengar and Muk. I HIGHLY doubt that it has anything down there that you would want to willingly put anything in"

  • Yeah, but that hasn't stopped any fic writers.

  • No rainbow star

    To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised if there was hentai involving a trainer and a Muk or Magcargo out there despite the fact that the trainer would be dead very fast


     


    ...Actually, now I'm wondering. A touch from Muk is highly toxic. Just a mere touch. Yet one glomped Professor Oak in the anime. Oak should be dead =/

  • Oak's Gary's grandfather and the Pokemon Professor, so there's that to consider. Also, it's Ash's goofball Muk, and captured Pokemon's abilities are supposedly suppressed anyways. Finally, Pokedex entries aren't exactly reliable.

  • That feeling when something you had figured was going to be terrifying turned out to be good instead.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    one day i will figure out why so many people find me scary

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    that feel when you try to tell your brother your grandmother is nearly home and you spend two minutes telling him why and then you realize he hung up two and a half minutes ago

  • ^^ You're not the scary part.

  • edited 2012-02-16 01:12:43

    Lol



    ^^ Totes awks

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    plenty of people find me scary and i dunno why


    Not little kids, though. To them I'm some sort of super android playground chocolate dispenser.

  • edited 2012-02-16 01:15:33
    No rainbow star

    Ah, right, I forgot that Pokeballs suppress the abilities of Pokemon (which seems a bit silly anyways - shouldn't that make Wild Pokemon more powerful than a trained counterpart at the same level?)

  • ^^ You give them chocolate?

  • edited 2012-02-16 01:16:49

    ^^^ That's a funny way for them to view you.


    ^^ Wild Pokemon mainly go by instinct, so their ability's aren't as honed as a trained counterpart.


    ^ Pfft

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