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  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Do you ever look at someone who, for the majority of your life, you have loved, admired and respected only to have all that dashed within a single action?

    Cause I have,

    Mum, you have let a paedophile into our home.
    Mum, you have let a 21 year old man who thinks it is acceptable to enter a relationship with a 14 year old girl into our home.
    Mum, you have let a 21 year old man who thinks it is acceptable to enter a relationship with a 14 year old girl into the building in which your two year old child sleeps.

    This is unacceptable and as it stands I can't even look at you right now. You have done some truly idiotic things in your time but this is by far the worse.

    As far as I'm concerned you are no better THAN a paedophile and should be shot along with every single one of the sick fucks.

    I can only hope God will forgive you.

    Because I sure as Hell can't.
  • DYREDYRE
    hm...
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Bluh. Taking applications for a Let's Play group for Minecraft

    Drowning in applications from people under 18

    ...And the most qualified are a guy who didn't post his age, a 17 year old, and a 15 year old

    ...In fact, all applicants so far have been under 18 except Mr. Forgot To Say His Age

    Dear lord please help me
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-12-10 20:42:33

    "Which Dan Castellaneta voice though?"

    The one he's most known for: Homer Simpson.

    ^^^In other words, she deserves gunishment?

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-12-11 00:54:16
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    NEVERMIND THIS I WAS DRUNK I WILL ANGST INSTEAD

    BOO BOO BOO...
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    It bugs me that "gimmick" is a very useful term, but has negative connotations of cheapness.

    Also, programming made a sharp turn into difficulty. Damn methods.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Hmm, one of my old highschool bros once had a relationship where the dudette was 15 and he was 20(her parents met at an even more disparate age, so they didn't mind after having a stern talking with the guy). And they politely waited for her birthday before anything frisky happened(age of consent is 16 over here). Afterwards he thought that the perspectives on a relationship were so different that it was workable but not really worth the effort unless seriously in love.


    Of course, one good example doesn't mitigate all the occurences where it goes wrong, and even a year less difference in age can be a big change, but assuming the dude in question is immediately going to go for the two-year old seems a tad farfetched, and saying your mom should be shot..well, that also entailed a loss of respect.

  • captainbrasscaptainbrass
    ^ Agreed. Whilst 21 year olds dating 14 year olds is pretty dodgy in my book, and I wouldn't be comfortable with my daughter doing it, it's unlikely he's going to turn out to be a predatory paedophile who goes after toddlers. 
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Isn't there not much of a physical difference between a teenage girl and a full grown woman, thus making it even less likely that he'd be interested in a 2 year old (since his brain would interpret the 14 year old as fully grown in appearance)?
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    11 December 2011. A date that will live in infamy...


    As the date when I went to my social club Christmas party at a fancy hotel, got drunk off my arse on red wine and gin, and still failed to enjoy the evening. I completely failed to converse with the people sitting either side of me and acted like some weird oddball who has no small talk and no life. What is wrong with me?


    And on top of my social failure, there was another group using the same room for their function.They had much better looking women attending and looked like they were enjoying themselves much more. THIS IS COSMIC INJUSTICE, I TELL YOU, COSMIC!

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Master of the Wind's final arc is out. Goodbye, biorhytm.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^

    You are still drunk now?
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass
    Er...yes. Sorry, I'll stop posting for now.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-12-11 17:13:59
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    Oh no you misunderstand me.

    I was just impressed that your post looked so much without typos.
    I mean who hasn't posted on here drunk?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I've drunk posted. doesn't mean you typo that easily. it just means you care less to correct it. most of the time
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I mean who hasn't posted on here drunk?

  • DYREDYRE

    brbquittingIJBMforeveragain

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I've never even BEEN drunk

    ...I really need to try something other than Canadian and American beer. That stuff is disgusting
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I've never been drunk either. And yeah, American beer does suck.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2011-12-11 17:40:56
    ^^^ Come back soon, damnit!

    Also.

    I've never even BEEN drunk

    For that matter I haven't drunk since before this site exists, either.

    Edited for grammar.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I've never been drunk.  And I haven't really encountered any alcohol that I liked yet.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I've never been drunk and I haven't even touched alcohol for four years.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    heathens
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Juan, your title wraps around, making it look like the word "me" is captioning your avatar XD
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    So, can anyone explain to me why Youtube feels the need to re-load every time you click on the timer bar or replay the video rather than just keeping the whole thing loaded like it did before? This had better be to save memory, because the prospect of it putting more strain on my bandwidth limits doesn't sound pleasant.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-12-11 17:54:02
    You can change. You can.
    Juan, your title wraps around, making it look like the word "me" is captioning your avatar XD

    >Implying I am not Agent Cooper.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ That guy has no reflection
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    He does. You just can't see it because of the camera angle.

    and spoilers, of course.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    Is it weird that I have absolutely no desire to drink alcohol?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    eh, hardly. I enjoy it, but even I think it's overrated at times. I do have a problem with the mentality of condemning it as if it meant that just because you drank a beer once: ZOMG, ALCOHOLIC FOREVER
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