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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I sit too much.  I sit all day long in this office chair and it's not good for me.


  • 2) Princes of the Universe is better anyway.



    Don't Stop Me Now > All.

  • I'm a damn twisted person
    Agreed with Legionnaire. Granted my metric for good rock songs is basically "how would this work as music for a car chase?"
  • Don't Stop Me Now > All.


    See, this guy knows what he's talking about.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Things that suck: power outages.
  • You can change. You can.
    Agreed with Legionnaire. Granted my metric for good rock songs is basically "how would this work as music for a car chase?"

    Maybe it's because of Shaun of the Dead but I can't associate Don't Stop Me Now with anything but beating zombies with pool cues. 

  • I like The Show Must Go On best, because deep down I'm an angsty kid.

  • Has friends besides tanks now
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Did I just hear Poe's Revolving Door spinning?

  • Definitely not gay.

    I like I Want To Break Free, because it's fun to sing in public transport with friends.

  • You can change. You can.

    I really like Every Queen Song Ever Recorded.  One Vision for sing-along purposes. Mostly because 



    1. It fits car chases if GTA IV taught me anything. (And GTA IV taught me such valuable things as the value of pacifism while shooting the hell out of a warehouse full of mobsters)

    2. It has the best last line in the history of songs. (Gimme gimme gimme gimme fried chicken)

  • Definitely not gay.

    >be me


    >stop playing video games


    >log on to Facebook


    >friend ("lesbian three-way" guy) changed cover photo on his timeline


    >http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/8c2498dfb51def797af91e9c3d1b93ec.jpg


    >mfw

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    :/

  • Definitely not gay.

    And the worst part is I know for a fact that he blocked his parents on Facebook, so there's no way this is going to backfire on him.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Well you could make a dummy account, message his parents and screenshot it. Or just pee on everything he loves. 

  • edited 2013-03-19 00:27:10
    Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^ Unless someone like you points out to him that he's being a creep about it. Provided you argue it well enough.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    And the worst part is I know for a fact that he blocked his parents on Facebook, so there's no way this is going to backfire on him.



    The worst part is that's actually a fairly decent picture. :c

  • Definitely not gay.

    You find it bearable? 

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    No. I find it aggravating that he would use a decent picture for it.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Well they are both clothed and both kissing. It's not like something ridiculously hardcore like one girl in a gimp suit fisting another girl who has been chained to one of those bondage crosses.

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    Well they are both clothed and both kissing. It's not like something ridiculously hardcore like one girl in a gimp suit fisting another girl who has been chained to one of those bondage crosses.



    Thank you for that wonderful mental image. :|

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Oh come on it's not like I brought flechetes or fetish pinwheels into it. 


    I'll stop now. 

  • edited 2013-03-19 00:49:15
    Definitely not gay.

    It's not like something ridiculously hardcore like one girl in a gimp suit fisting another girl who has been chained to one of those bondage crosses.



    Why do you enjoy making me suffer?


    ^Yes, please do. Lesbian bondage is far from the most pleasant image I can get at night.


  • flechetes



    Isn't that a type of ammunition?

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    It can also refer to small blades. I guess I could just say scalpels. 



  • It can also refer to small blades. I guess I could just say scalpels. 





    That I genuinely didn't know.


    I don't think I want to know how they're applied to the above situation.


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