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  • edited 2013-03-10 09:08:17
    Definitely not gay.

    I had to listen to him: I sparked the conversation in the first place.


    I asked him a "what if" scenario, and things went awry from there. It was partially my fault he said them, so there was nothing I could do.

  • edited 2013-03-10 09:12:04
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    My quick analysis suggests that one possible thought process is the notion that sexual preference is associated only with primary sex organs and physiological stimulation of them.


    If this happens again, ask him if he'd enjoy sexual relations with a man who'd magically switched out his man-parts with woman-parts.

  • Damn, I just missed the 33333 get.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Did I somehow get post 33333 and pagetop page 666?

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    You're a numbers man, Glenn. You just didn't know it until now because it's something you do subconsciously.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I asked him a "what if" scenario, and things went awry from there. It was partially my fault he said them, so there was nothing I could do.



    You could have punched him in the balls. :(

  • edited 2013-03-10 09:15:08
    Definitely not gay.

    If this happens again, ask him if he'd enjoy sexual relations with a man who'd magically switched out his man-parts with woman-parts.



    I'm going to tell him that an actual lesbian heard his story and wants to punch him in the face. That's a better idea.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Yes. Go do that.


    Also, mention that by definition a lesbian cannot seriously want his dick. A bi girl might, however.


    You can't argue with definitions. *nod*

  • >it's obviously because the majority of lesbians are trendsexuals who do it for the attention of men


    Still, the 'durr violence' reactions are silly. In my opinion, it's curious to question the logic of fantasies.  Only question it in cases such as this where they start trying to apply porn world logic to IRL.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Still, the 'durr violence' reactions are silly.



    Uh, yes. They are. That's the purpose of them, to be silly.

  • Definitely not gay.

    I have the sudden urge to wag something like Rin/Saber or Mindfang/Dolorosa fanart in their faces and say "'ey won't have a three-way with you 'cos they like women, yer outta luck kiddo"

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Unfortunately, I've found out (sometimes the hard way) that zingers are not particularly good convincing tools, though they are nice showpieces.

  • You people are reminding me of my long-held desire to be a lesbian. :(

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Is that really the kind of thing you can 'desire' to be :|

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Well, I'd say that it actually is a choice for some people...

  • edited 2013-03-10 09:59:16

    ^^ In the "goddammit, I wish I were female and also a lesbian!" sense, at least.

  • Send him bait-and-switch pr0n full of pegging, genderbending of the dude and you've-turned-me-off-men-forever NTR(don't even know if the latter exist. Off to Google!).

  • Definitely not gay.

    NTR is kind of harsh, though...

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Well, I'd say that it actually is a choice for some people...



    I would... disagree. I guess.



    NTR is kind of harsh, though...



    I'll never understand people's fascination with NTR.

  • edited 2013-03-10 10:08:41
    Diet NEET

    Good thing I couldn't find any in that particular subcategory, only requests for it. It remains a *snicker* untapped market.


    Also, Kinsey Scale: lots of folks swing both ways, but one way a lot more. Deciding to test the waters by choice isn't that strange.

  • Definitely not gay.

    On another note, the sound of nirnroot is incredibly painful.


    I had to harvest all the nirnroot just to get that sound out of my head. Fucking Nirnroot.

  • I didn't say it was a choice, just something that I wish was different. Being a woman in a man's body wasn't a choice either, but I sure as hell wish I could change it. Y'know?


    Bleh, I probably sound like an idiot now.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Also, Kinsey Scale: lots of folks swing both ways, but one way a lot more. Deciding to test the waters by choice isn't that strange.



    I know. Essentially means "exclusively hetero" (a 0 on the scale), "varying degrees of bi/whatever" (1-5), and "exclusively gay/lesbian" (a 6). Which doesn't quite cover experimentation and stuff, but when relating to one's desires, good enough.



    I didn't say it was a choice, just something that I wish was different. Being a woman in a man's body wasn't a choice either, but I sure as hell wish I could change it. Y'know?



    I sorta get what you mean, I guess?

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Yeah, I think right now I'm about a... 2 on the scale.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Where I am a 6, so... whatever.

  • I'm a...5, I think? I'm mostly attracted to women, but there's my Anonus.


    He's the only man I've ever felt romantic and sexual attraction toward...I call him my "wonderful exception."

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    You could say I'm a 1.

  • edited 2013-03-10 10:31:09
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Is there a quizilla quiz for this?


     


    Also what's NTR or should I not ask

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    you should not ask ever glenn


    don't ask

  • edited 2013-03-10 10:31:40
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    It's a genre of porn (mostly hentai) that basically revolves around cuckolding.


    Don't bother asking me why it's popular, because I have no fucking idea.

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