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You know what's even worse than ripped jeans? Colorful tights or fishnet stockings under ripped jeans, it's not clever.
It always amuses me how jeans were meant to be this worker-type garment and they were adopted by the masses for their authenticity factor, but then since worker-jeans had holes at the knee because of all the kneeling they were protecting their owners from people decided to artificially slash them at the knee to make them completely ineffective as a knee-protecting garment.
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Today I saw a jar of marshmallow fluff that was "Artificial Strawberry" flavoured. Like, it literally said "artificial" on the bottle. I thought it was particularly loud in the era of organic non-GMO products.
Also I was bitten by a cat.
I don't think there's any show like it, which makes me really sad because I'd like to find one and watch it. It was a show where the characters were just allowed to shine (by which I mean make every mistake five times over because they never learned) and there was never anything too big aside from a Royal Wedding. Like, it sustained itself for 120+ episodes without resorting to becoming a murder mystery, so it was always fun without a ridiculous amount of tension.
I think I'll start a thread and dump all the quotes I took over six seasons in it soon.
The only regret I have (aside from how short Jenny and Eric's cameos were) is that Rufus and Lily didn't end up together. I mean, forget Dan and Serena, I want my over 50s ship to succeed. It's even worse because William gets back together with Lily by manipulating the girl who almost stole her house into getting her to sleep with Rufus and blackmailing her current husband (who was evil, so I guess that was for the best?).
It's also some very weird messaging for the Van der Woodsen women. Serena's future husband gaslit her and all of her friends for six years straight, and Lily's did every terrible thing he could think of short of killing someone (and this is two years after he diagnosed her with fake cancer to get back together with her).
Also no matter what anybody says Carter Baizen was the best Serena boyfriend ever (even though he was Blair's boyfriend first, and he apparently once went out with her lingerie on as per Columbia minion) and he should have come back for the final season.
On bad news, the battery from my mother's phone (the one we gifted her about 6 months ago) is malfunctioning, it's getting bulged up and the phone constantly turns off. I don't think it'll be possible to get another one.
Also I've noticed I've been turning increasingly eager to get into internet slapfights.
Like, I'm old now and the presumption is that to work in a formal environment I should dress formally, but I've been at this whole T-shirt/Henley thing for so long that I actually start feeling weird if my forearm is covered and it's not the dead of winter.
Also I got Pokémon Trading Cards. I was really happy because I got two booster packs and that netted me two evolutions across them and a super special shiny diamond Giratina card.
...and I realize that this post as a whole makes me sound like an early 00's neckbeard.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bnpw94/the-great-new-age-apple-experiment
I mean, this is basically me on my old man lawn chair in the recesses of the internet, but it really feels as if the world that used to happen outside now just happens on your phone apparently, even though the two things aren't the same.
I'm not actually on social media at all aside from twitter for keeping up with anime stuff, but even then I feel as if I want to get off it as soon as possible because of all the negative stuff it keeps inciting in the world. I mean, it seems like it's mostly used as an indignation generator of some sort.
I really don't want to get to a can't live with/can't live without scenario with it, so I'll probably quit while I'm still vaguely ahead and go back to my archaic way of keeping up with stuff via e-mail newsletters and lurking on Japanese aggregator sites.
I'm making use of the fact that recovering your password is a hassle to take Twitter vacations, not so much to avoid indignation fuel but because time is better spent elsewhere.
edit: now I'm disconnected too, even though things went back up and other people reconnected minutes earlier so I can't tell what's going on anymore.
edit again: I think it's back to normal again.
I've been worrying that one of these days I might lose my internet connection indefinitely.
Edit: Yeah, just checked, some cable stealers had a field day last night, and unlike last time, there's no obvious way to fix their mess. My posting frequency is going to plummet.
As the replacement priest arrived, the old one was still there. Didn't feel like going anywhere yet. A quarrel erupted, during which the new one complained about the fact that the kitchen hand took her part in the discussion instead of staying in the kitchen.
Luckily for the parishioners, the local bishop sided with them and cast a dispel on the curse.
The removed priest was assigned to preside over a different parish.
Meanwhile in Poland.
Speaking of looting protection, My neighbor* actually saw the cable thieves, apparently they were a family (a man, a woman, a young boy and an old man). My neighbor didn't say/do anything, afraid that they'd hold a vendetta against him/us, nor did he tell us or call the police (he doesn't trust them, not without reason but apparently cable robbery is one of the crimes they actually care about).
I wonder how much the copper from power cables cost, I feel like it should be a crime with very high risk-to-reward and low benefit-to-self/damage-to-others ratios (not that the thieves care about the latter).
* the one that regularly watches over my uncle's home, who no longer lives here and whose home is in the same plot as ours, i.e. this affects him too.
As for extravagant robbery, occasionally they try to steal cables from power sub-stations, sometimes receiving deadly shocks while at it.
There was also that time some burglars stole disease samples from a research lab, though despite this being taken straight from a movie plot AFAIK nothing came out of that.
calling @fourteenwings for plot writer
*ahem*
I'm guessing the genre they didn't realize their to their movie was "horror" and one of the the diseases they stole was a secret experimental pathogen developed by a mysterious scientist who was trying to develop a means for her blind son to see again. [pseudoscience] Instead of using stem cells, she decided to hijack a bacteria's enzyme production so it would infect the subject's brain and excrete a chemical that would result in the rapid production of an enzyme that would stimulate dormant or dead ocular nerves. [end-pseudoscience]
Instead the bacteria produced a psychobiochemical* reaction in it's victims, leading to them suffering from extreme hallucinations that would ultimately result in long, drawn out, violent psychotic breaks.
As the thieves run off into the most convenient large woodland from which nobody can escape, a group of bored teenagers look to build a tree-house. Leading the group is that same scientist's blind son, who was taken away from home when his mother blinded herself and so she could test her own treatment.
brb calling Blumhouse Pictures I have their next treatment right here~
*this is apparently an actual word, and yes I did like .5 seconds of research for this
To be honest, this still sounds like a part of a movie plot. You know...
Here is a collage I actually spent time making of a lot of Aaron Hesslehurt's weirder moments (and these haven't stopped, he's always making more of his "Million Dollar Idea" videos).
Ever since I finished watching Gossip Girl, I've become much more patient. I used to be unable to sit through the news without something to distract me (usually window shopping on my tablet) but now I can watch like half an hour in one sitting without much else to do.