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Shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize but I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus and just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural are shy, what's all the fuzz
But bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious
Spooky scary skeletons are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly but will drive you so insane!
Sticks and stones will break your bones, they seldom let you snooze
But spooky scary skeletons will wake you with a
Boom!
Perché vai lontan da me
Giurasti un amor, che mai non dovea
Aver fine per noi
Nei momenti di tristezza
Nei momenti di dolor
A te, mia stella
Penso con infinito ardore
Un legame senza speme
Perché mai dovrei aver
Che cosa tu vuoi ch'io faccia oramai
Mi devi dire tu
Ti ringrazio, caro bene
Amor mio, vita mia
Al grave doler, al buio timor
Che il cuore mi turbò
Dolcemente, con amore
Hai risposto al mio gridare
Per sempre ognor, per sempre ognor
Qui a me, t'attenderò
Ah.
For me, it was Homura.
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps gettin bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Whew!
He's a life changer, miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
All the other MC's, I wish em well
But if you live in sin you burn in hell
Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly MC and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away Mary Sue
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate
The way that we should be (what!) like
If another MC says you're a freak
And a lame butt rapper and your rhymes are weak
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American
Jesus Christ is my nigga
Let his light shine through ya
Let his love pop a cap in yo butt and say
Hallelujah!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's a homie MC JC you see
He's an honest caring peace lovin nigga
Like me
If you do drugs and you think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school
Put those drugs in a garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man
Word up!
I'm freestylin!
Hit me!
There's a certain irony in posting this while using a Kyouko Sakura avatar.
I'll do Sayaka Miki since both my faves are taken, but I'll get on board only if other people are willing to do Madoka Kaname, Mami Tomoe, and Kyubey.
John Brown's body lies a-mould'ring in the grave
John Brown's body lies a-mould'ring in the grave
but his soul is marching on
Never looked both ways, ran in traffic
Pops went away but I stayed vagrant
Place where the steel and cement became nature
Love what you did with the place, it looks gorgeous
Cityscape where the blood of good men courses
And the dreamers of bull trapped in porcelain
Take a knee to the gods and get horse shit
Wanna live for the thrill, they'll arrange it
Got a bevy of imps to spit hatred
Shit'll get in your head and cause panic
Have you desperately begging to get famous
Get your dignity dirty and left orphaned
Sanity on the fringe of distorted
Who are they to just take shit and hoard it
Who am I that I don't get my portion
The most impressionable minds
Get molested and informed by manipulating forces
Don't fret, little man, don't cry
They can never take the energy inside you were born with
Knowing that understand you could never be poor
You already won the war, you were born rich
You can only take the energy you had
Going back to the realm or the home where your lord is
Whoever, whatever that lord is
Couldn't give a fuck if you ever made fortunes
Fuck anyone ever tryin to run that bum shit
Send em to the flames where the orcs live
Them and the lost minds thinking they're smarter than us
Don't understand love's importance
And we can weaponize that, bring em back to the truth
Where the ashes and dust got formed in
The beat breaks and your teeth break
Keep your canines embedded in my knuckles as a keepsake
It would seem your veneers just mere souvenirs
Falling out your mouth and onto the landscape
Me and El P do the secret handshake
Then I pummel punch a pumpkin head punk in his pimple face
Till he punch drunk cause he sweet as a pound cake
(Ain't he pussy, Mike?) Yeah El, I'll say
Into the wild wild style ghetto child
Running wild where the lions and the owls stay
The powers that be even offered up reprieves
Told us they ain't take us out if we bow to our knees
But they can give that to the kings and the queens
And the worshipers of idols and followers of things
Cause I would rather be in the jungle with the savages
It's kill or be killed and I'm working with the averages
My professor Emeritus
Say we been cursed bein brought to the Americas
How you raise a whole human
Single parent, no marriages, no sense of heritage
Planned Parenthood helping plan miscarriages
But I'm lucky mommy already had a narrative
Product of a teenage love, my arrogance
Derived from the pride in the job my parents did
Named Mike, I was told it was godlike
Even danced with the devil, came out alright
Okay, honor, y'all, no way
Still spell America with a triple K
Word up to Spice 1 and O'Shea
And any MC keepin what I go through
Real rap, my last line, so true
Rest in peace to Pimp C and Camu Tao
We do it for you
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
Please mama forgive me
He's so wrong but he loves me so right
Trouble's always gonna find me some way
And I don't even know how, oh a oh a oh
Cause it's the way he puts a grin on my face
The way he's using his mouth, oh a oh a oh
He's tattered up, all or nothing, thunderstruck, high on something
Smoking hot and got me puffing, puffing
Please mama forgive me
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight, oh oh oh
Please mama forgive me
He's so wrong but he loves me so right
He's a bad, bad boy, I'm a bad, bad girl
And we're gettin bad tonight, oh oh oh
Please mama forgive me
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
Tonight
Naughty, naughty, naughty, teasing my brain
Oh my, I'm thinking out loud, oh a oh a oh
Oh what the fuck, I'm gonna do it again
Cause there's no turning back now, oh a oh a oh
He's tattered up, all or nothing, thunderstruck, high on something
Smoking hot and got me puffing, puffing
Please mama forgive me
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight, oh oh oh
Please mama forgive me
He's so wrong but he loves me so right
He's a bad, bad boy, I'm a bad, bad girl
And we're gettin bad tonight, oh oh oh
Please mama forgive me
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
Tonight
Please mama hear me out before I sin tonight
Please mama hear me out, he's just a wild child
Please mama hear me out, I am a big girl now
Please mama hear me out!
Please mama forgive me
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
Please mama forgive me
He's so wrong but he loves me so right
Please mama forgive me
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight, oh oh oh
Please mama forgive me
He's so wrong but he loves me so right
He's a bad, bad boy, I'm a bad, bad girl
And we're gettin bad tonight, oh oh oh
Please mama forgive me
Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
Tonight
Was fühlst du, was fühlst du
Ich hätte kaum mehr gedacht, dass es wieder passiert
Hab alle Türen zugemacht, jedes Gefühl ausradiert
Doch dann bist du plötzlich da und was ich vergessen wollte
Scheint im neuen Licht und klar, zeig' mir was ich tun sollte
Was fühlst du wenn du an mich denkst
Was fühlst du wenn du mir diese Blicke schenkst
Was fühlst du wenn ich bei dir bin
Was fühlst du, du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn
Was fühlst du, was fühlst du
Was fühlst du, was fühlst du
Was fühlst du
Ich hätte kaum mehr gedacht, dass es wieder passiert
Hab alle Türen zugemacht, jedes Gefühl ausradiert
Doch dann bist du plötzlich da und was ich vergessen wollte
Scheint im neuen Licht und klar, zeig' mir was ich tun sollte
Was fühlst du wenn du an mich denkst
Was fühlst du wenn du mir diese Blicke schenkst
Wa
Was fühlst du wenn du an mich denkst
Was fühlst du wenn du mir diese Blicke schenkst
Was fühlst du wenn ich bei dir bin
Was fühlst du, du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn
Was fühlst du, was fühlst du
Was fühlst du, du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn
Du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn
Step by step, by my side
I say 'where have you been before'
I fall in love forevermore
And we watch and this is more
A passion and I want you so
How I feel and that's real that I want
You so
When you touch my hand you catch my eye
When you take my hand I'm flying high
When you want to dance I need to try it
Gonna float away into the sky
Like an airplane always stay on the ground
You're the only one I care about
When you take my hand I'm flying high
Flying high, flying high
Always want you to be mine
Hold me tight but you're inside
Like a sun you make me sigh
Making me smile over again
And stay with you until the end
Trying to hide but I just can't
Cause I feel and it's real that I want
You so
When you touch my hand you catch my eye
When you take my hand I'm flying high
When you want to dance I need to try it
Gonna float away into the sky
Like an airplane always stay on the ground
You're the only one I care about
When you take my hand I'm flying high
Flying high, flying high
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kids again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a barbecue
We can make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender
Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski until December
Till then I'm just a sex offender
I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like a lot
Three of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad I got caught
Might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretenses
I'm here because of my sex offenses
I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done
In case you were wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathrom and I [inaudible]
[inaudible]
[inaudible]
[inaudible] ain't no troubles
I'm just here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
Hey everybody, I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it too
And by 'it' I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it? no it wasn't
Won't find me in your child's play set
Cause I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender
Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc
I'm moving in somewhere on your block
Not in a house but in a van
If you need me to move it I sure can
The last thing I want is any
Trouble, I've learned my lesson from the
Sex Offender Shuffle
[cough]
I'm the one they call Arthur Chase
They said I didn't have to show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty they'll un-blur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
That's a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender
Okay, real quick, I am not like these people
Okay, this is an extortion plot by my ex wife
Who's the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids!
And if... [gun click]
I'm not here to pack my duffel, I'm just
Here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
The state of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes for which we were convicted
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
WE'LL THEY'RE DYING IN DROVES NOW, AND SO ARE THEIR RESCUERS. WHERE'S YOUR MORAL HIGH GROUND NOW.
But sometimes I feel so
I hope to find a little piece of mind
And I just want to know
And who can hear those tiny broken hearts
And what are we to be
Where is home on the milky way of stars
I dry my eyes again
In my dreams I am not so far away from home
What am I in a world so far away from home
All my life, all the time so far away from home
Without you I will be so far away from home
If we could make it through the darkest night
We'd have a brighter day (have a brighter day)
The world I see beyond your pretty eyes
Makes me want to stay (you make me want to stay)
And who can hear those tiny broken hearts
And what are we to be
Where is home on the milky way of stars
I dry my eyes again
In my dreams I am not so far away from home
What am I in a world so far away from home
All my life, all the time so far away from home
Without you I will be so far away from home
I count on you no matter what they say
Cause love can find its time
I hope to be a part of you again (part of you again)
Baby, never sigh
And who can hear those tiny broken hearts
And what are we to be (what are we to be)
Where is home on the milky way of stars (milky way of stars)
I dry my eyes again (dry my eyes again)
In my dreams I am not so far away from home (far away from home)
What am I in a world so far away from home (far away)
All my life, all the time so far away from home (far away from home)
Without you I will be so far away from home
In my dreams I am not so far away from home
What am I in a world so far away from home
All my life, all the time so far away from home
Without you I will be so far away from home
Full of hope and joy and fun
It turns strangers into friends
And it's called the dark, dark sun
When the lights go down the night has just begun
This wild anticipation for the dark, dark sun
When the magic starts and we all become one
Shining in our hearts just like a dark, dark sun
After dark and before dawn
All the daytime troubles gone
There's one light that shines on
And it's called the dark, dark sun
When the lights go down the night has just begun
This wild anticipation for the dark, dark sun
When the magic starts and we all become one
Shining in our hearts just like a dark, dark sun
Shining in our hearts just like a dark, dark sun
The time is passing by
Nothing in this world could be
As nice as you and I
And how could we break up like this
And how could we be wrong
So many years, so many days
And I still sing my song
Now I run to you like I always do
When I close my eyes I think of you
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
When I close my eyes I dream
I'll return to you like I always do
When I close my eyes I think of you
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
When I close my eyes I dream
Of you
Seven years and fifty days
Now just look at me
Am I the girl I used to be
So then what do you see
And how could we break up like this
And how could we be wrong
So many years, so many days
And I still sing my song
Now I run to you like I always do
When I close my eyes I think of you
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
When I close my eyes I dream
I'll return to you like I always do
When I close my eyes I think of you
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
When I close my eyes I dream
Of you
Seven years and fifty days
The time is passing by
Nothing in this world could be
As nice as you and I
And how could we break up like this
And how could we be wrong
So many years, so many days
And I still sing my song
Now I run to you like I always do
When I close my eyes I think of you
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
When I close my eyes I dream
I'll return to you like I always do
When I close my eyes I think of you
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
When I close my eyes I dream
Of you