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  • *autographs* ^_^
  • Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
    Shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight
    Spooky scary skeletons speak with such a screech
    You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek

    We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
    You only want to socialize but I don't think we should

    Cause spooky scary skeletons shout startling shrilly screams
    They'll sneak from their sarcophagus and just won't leave you be

    Spirits supernatural are shy, what's all the fuzz
    But bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious
    Spooky scary skeletons are silly all the same
    They'll smile and scrabble slowly but will drive you so insane!
    Sticks and stones will break your bones, they seldom let you snooze
    But spooky scary skeletons will wake you with a
    Boom!
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Why Kyouko?
  • She was the character I saw myself in more than anyone else. Her story was quite moving.
  • Amor mio, caro bene
    Perché vai lontan da me
    Giurasti un amor, che mai non dovea
    Aver fine per noi

    Nei momenti di tristezza
    Nei momenti di dolor
    A te, mia stella
    Penso con infinito ardore

    Un legame senza speme
    Perché mai dovrei aver
    Che cosa tu vuoi ch'io faccia oramai
    Mi devi dire tu

    Ti ringrazio, caro bene
    Amor mio, vita mia
    Al grave doler, al buio timor
    Che il cuore mi turbò

    Dolcemente, con amore
    Hai risposto al mio gridare
    Per sempre ognor, per sempre ognor
    Qui a me, t'attenderò
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    She was the character I saw myself in more than anyone else. Her story was quite moving.



    Ah. :)

    For me, it was Homura.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ...why does this forum now auto-parse things into smileys
  • That sounds like something you should know about.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out.  There's a plug-ins page but this setting isn't on there...
  • It's been that way since the latest updated.
  • edited 2016-11-21 04:23:42
    Pika Girl
    Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
    I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
    If you wanna reach those kids on the street
    Then you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat
    So I gave my sermon an urban kick
    My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
    My crew is big and it keeps gettin bigger
    That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

    Whew!

    He's a life changer, miracle arranger
    Born to the virgin mom in a manger
    Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
    And he died for your sins
    I preach the word, that's my gig
    And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
    All the other MC's, I wish em well
    But if you live in sin you burn in hell

    Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife
    She's a fly MC and the light of my life
    So to bust a rhyme without further ado
    Take it away Mary Sue

    Jesus Christ is my nigga
    He's the son of the original G
    And he was sent to Earth to elucidate
    The way that we should be (what!) like
    If another MC says you're a freak
    And a lame butt rapper and your rhymes are weak
    I don't get mad and I don't critique
    I forgive him and turn the other cheek
    I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
    I don't cuss and my pants don't sag
    I do exude a little Christian swag
    And I'm proud to be an American

    Jesus Christ is my nigga
    Let his light shine through ya
    Let his love pop a cap in yo butt and say
    Hallelujah!
    Jesus Christ is my nigga
    He's a homie MC JC you see
    He's an honest caring peace lovin nigga
    Like me
    If you do drugs and you think you're cool
    You need to come to Sunday school
    Put those drugs in a garbage can
    Stand up tall, you're a Christian man

    Word up!
    I'm freestylin!
    Hit me!

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
    I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
    If you wanna reach those kids on the street
    Then you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat
    So I gave my sermon an urban kick
    My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
    My crew is big and it keeps gettin bigger
    That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

    Whew!

    He's a life changer, miracle arranger
    Born to the virgin mom in a manger
    Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
    And he died for your sins
    I preach the word, that's my gig
    And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
    All the other MC's, I wish em well
    But if you live in sin you burn in hell

    Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife
    She's a fly MC and the light of my life
    So to bust a rhyme without further ado
    Take it away Mary Sue

    Jesus Christ is my nigga
    He's the son of the original G
    And he was sent to Earth to elucidate
    The way that we should be (what!) like
    If another MC says you're a freak
    And a lame butt rapper and your rhymes are weak
    I don't get mad and I don't critique
    I forgive him and turn the other cheek
    I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
    I don't cuss and my pants don't sag
    I do exude a little Christian swag
    And I'm proud to be an American

    Jesus Christ is my nigga
    Let his light shine through ya
    Let his love pop a cap in yo butt and say
    Hallelujah!
    Jesus Christ is my nigga
    He's a homie MC JC you see
    He's an honest caring peace lovin nigga
    Like me
    If you do drugs and you think you're cool
    You need to come to Sunday school
    Put those drugs in a garbage can
    Stand up tall, you're a Christian man

    Word up!
    I'm freestylin!
    Hit me!



    There's a certain irony in posting this while using a Kyouko Sakura avatar.
  • Her family basically died of irony so...
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I wonder if you can get three other people to do a MadoMagi avatar theme.

    I'll do Sayaka Miki since both my faves are taken, but I'll get on board only if other people are willing to do Madoka Kaname, Mami Tomoe, and Kyubey.
  • does nobody want to be the spinoff characters. Like Buckethat and not-Black Rock Shooter.
  • The internet is lacking in good Madoka pictures. Anyhows, this will do.
  • What do you mean "lacking"?
    smugdoka
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    It's lacking in non-meme images. :P
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Or non-Dreamworks images, rather.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I wonder if "John Brown's Body" is still considered politically-charged.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    John Brown's body lies a-mould'ring in the grave
    John Brown's body lies a-mould'ring in the grave
    John Brown's body lies a-mould'ring in the grave
    but his soul is marching on
  • edited 2016-12-01 07:22:31
    Pika Girl
    That was me in BK on Atlantic
    Never looked both ways, ran in traffic
    Pops went away but I stayed vagrant
    Place where the steel and cement became nature
    Love what you did with the place, it looks gorgeous
    Cityscape where the blood of good men courses
    And the dreamers of bull trapped in porcelain
    Take a knee to the gods and get horse shit
    Wanna live for the thrill, they'll arrange it
    Got a bevy of imps to spit hatred
    Shit'll get in your head and cause panic
    Have you desperately begging to get famous
    Get your dignity dirty and left orphaned
    Sanity on the fringe of distorted
    Who are they to just take shit and hoard it
    Who am I that I don't get my portion
    The most impressionable minds
    Get molested and informed by manipulating forces
    Don't fret, little man, don't cry
    They can never take the energy inside you were born with
    Knowing that understand you could never be poor
    You already won the war, you were born rich
    You can only take the energy you had
    Going back to the realm or the home where your lord is
    Whoever, whatever that lord is
    Couldn't give a fuck if you ever made fortunes
    Fuck anyone ever tryin to run that bum shit
    Send em to the flames where the orcs live
    Them and the lost minds thinking they're smarter than us
    Don't understand love's importance
    And we can weaponize that, bring em back to the truth
    Where the ashes and dust got formed in

    The beat breaks and your teeth break
    Keep your canines embedded in my knuckles as a keepsake
    It would seem your veneers just mere souvenirs
    Falling out your mouth and onto the landscape
    Me and El P do the secret handshake
    Then I pummel punch a pumpkin head punk in his pimple face
    Till he punch drunk cause he sweet as a pound cake
    (Ain't he pussy, Mike?) Yeah El, I'll say
    Into the wild wild style ghetto child
    Running wild where the lions and the owls stay
    The powers that be even offered up reprieves
    Told us they ain't take us out if we bow to our knees
    But they can give that to the kings and the queens
    And the worshipers of idols and followers of things
    Cause I would rather be in the jungle with the savages
    It's kill or be killed and I'm working with the averages
    My professor Emeritus
    Say we been cursed bein brought to the Americas
    How you raise a whole human
    Single parent, no marriages, no sense of heritage
    Planned Parenthood helping plan miscarriages
    But I'm lucky mommy already had a narrative
    Product of a teenage love, my arrogance
    Derived from the pride in the job my parents did
    Named Mike, I was told it was godlike
    Even danced with the devil, came out alright
    Okay, honor, y'all, no way
    Still spell America with a triple K
    Word up to Spice 1 and O'Shea
    And any MC keepin what I go through
    Real rap, my last line, so true
    Rest in peace to Pimp C and Camu Tao

    We do it for you
  • edited 2016-12-01 08:05:24
    Pika Girl
    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
    Please mama forgive me
    He's so wrong but he loves me so right

    Trouble's always gonna find me some way
    And I don't even know how, oh a oh a oh
    Cause it's the way he puts a grin on my face
    The way he's using his mouth, oh a oh a oh

    He's tattered up, all or nothing, thunderstruck, high on something
    Smoking hot and got me puffing, puffing

    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight, oh oh oh
    Please mama forgive me
    He's so wrong but he loves me so right
    He's a bad, bad boy, I'm a bad, bad girl
    And we're gettin bad tonight, oh oh oh
    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
    Tonight

    Naughty, naughty, naughty, teasing my brain
    Oh my, I'm thinking out loud, oh a oh a oh
    Oh what the fuck, I'm gonna do it again
    Cause there's no turning back now, oh a oh a oh

    He's tattered up, all or nothing, thunderstruck, high on something
    Smoking hot and got me puffing, puffing

    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight, oh oh oh
    Please mama forgive me
    He's so wrong but he loves me so right
    He's a bad, bad boy, I'm a bad, bad girl
    And we're gettin bad tonight, oh oh oh
    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
    Tonight

    Please mama hear me out before I sin tonight
    Please mama hear me out, he's just a wild child
    Please mama hear me out, I am a big girl now
    Please mama hear me out!

    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
    Please mama forgive me
    He's so wrong but he loves me so right

    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight, oh oh oh
    Please mama forgive me
    He's so wrong but he loves me so right
    He's a bad, bad boy, I'm a bad, bad girl
    And we're gettin bad tonight, oh oh oh
    Please mama forgive me
    Cause I'm breaking all the rules tonight
    Tonight
  • Was fühlst du, was fühlst du
    Was fühlst du, was fühlst du

    Ich hätte kaum mehr gedacht, dass es wieder passiert
    Hab alle Türen zugemacht, jedes Gefühl ausradiert
    Doch dann bist du plötzlich da und was ich vergessen wollte
    Scheint im neuen Licht und klar, zeig' mir was ich tun sollte

    Was fühlst du wenn du an mich denkst
    Was fühlst du wenn du mir diese Blicke schenkst
    Was fühlst du wenn ich bei dir bin
    Was fühlst du, du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn

    Was fühlst du, was fühlst du
    Was fühlst du, was fühlst du

    Was fühlst du

    Ich hätte kaum mehr gedacht, dass es wieder passiert
    Hab alle Türen zugemacht, jedes Gefühl ausradiert
    Doch dann bist du plötzlich da und was ich vergessen wollte
    Scheint im neuen Licht und klar, zeig' mir was ich tun sollte

    Was fühlst du wenn du an mich denkst
    Was fühlst du wenn du mir diese Blicke schenkst
    Wa

    Was fühlst du wenn du an mich denkst
    Was fühlst du wenn du mir diese Blicke schenkst
    Was fühlst du wenn ich bei dir bin
    Was fühlst du, du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn
    Was fühlst du, was fühlst du
    Was fühlst du, du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn

    Du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem Sinn
  • Oh, you got into my life
    Step by step, by my side
    I say 'where have you been before'
    I fall in love forevermore

    And we watch and this is more
    A passion and I want you so
    How I feel and that's real that I want
    You so

    When you touch my hand you catch my eye
    When you take my hand I'm flying high
    When you want to dance I need to try it
    Gonna float away into the sky
    Like an airplane always stay on the ground
    You're the only one I care about
    When you take my hand I'm flying high
    Flying high, flying high

    Always want you to be mine
    Hold me tight but you're inside
    Like a sun you make me sigh
    Making me smile over again

    And stay with you until the end
    Trying to hide but I just can't
    Cause I feel and it's real that I want
    You so

    When you touch my hand you catch my eye
    When you take my hand I'm flying high
    When you want to dance I need to try it
    Gonna float away into the sky
    Like an airplane always stay on the ground
    You're the only one I care about
    When you take my hand I'm flying high
    Flying high, flying high
  • edited 2017-01-04 22:28:43
    Pika Girl
    The state of Florida has asked us to
    Disclose our sexual crimes to you
    We were bad but now we're good
    We're moving into your neighborhood
    You know we're trying our best to be
    Functioning members of society
    We're not here to start no trouble
    We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle

    I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain
    From touching my neighbor's kids again
    What I did was not too kind
    But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
    I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
    Y'all should come over for a barbecue
    We can make some cold drinks in my blender
    But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender

    Vernon Douglas is my name
    My battery arrest is what brought me fame
    But there's much more to know about me
    I love to dance and I love to ski
    I zip and zoom on through the snow
    Just strap on my boots and watch me go
    But I can't ski until December
    Till then I'm just a sex offender

    I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes
    I've been arrested seven times
    I know that sounds like a lot
    Three of those times were for vandalism
    I feel real bad I got caught
    Might do it again, probably not
    I'm not here to make pretenses
    I'm here because of my sex offenses

    I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
    Apologizing for what I've done
    In case you were wondering what that was
    I snuck into a bathrom and I [inaudible]
    [inaudible]
    [inaudible]
    [inaudible] ain't no troubles
    I'm just here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle

    Hey everybody, I'm Laura Hughes
    Proving girls can do it too
    And by 'it' I mean touch your cousin
    Was it worth it? no it wasn't
    Won't find me in your child's play set
    Cause I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
    I'm not here to go on a bender
    I'm here because I'm a sex offender

    Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc
    I'm moving in somewhere on your block
    Not in a house but in a van
    If you need me to move it I sure can
    The last thing I want is any
    Trouble, I've learned my lesson from the
    Sex Offender Shuffle
    [cough]

    I'm the one they call Arthur Chase
    They said I didn't have to show my face
    My first trial ended in a hung jury
    If I'm found guilty they'll un-blur me
    I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
    That's a different Arthur Chase
    I'm not here to be my own defender
    I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender

    Okay, real quick, I am not like these people
    Okay, this is an extortion plot by my ex wife
    Who's the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids!
    And if... [gun click]
    I'm not here to pack my duffel, I'm just
    Here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle

    The state of Florida has asked us to
    Disclose our sexual crimes to you
    We were bad but now we're good
    We're moving into your neighborhood
    We're obliged to admit
    The crimes for which we were convicted
    We're not here to start no trouble
    We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    fuck anti-interventionists who have been oh-so-opposed to US intervention in Syria on the basis of "oh noes we should not kill civilians"

    WE'LL THEY'RE DYING IN DROVES NOW, AND SO ARE THEIR RESCUERS.  WHERE'S YOUR MORAL HIGH GROUND NOW.
  • edited 2016-12-22 15:05:27
    Pika Girl
    I'm loving living every single day
    But sometimes I feel so
    I hope to find a little piece of mind
    And I just want to know
    And who can hear those tiny broken hearts
    And what are we to be
    Where is home on the milky way of stars
    I dry my eyes again

    In my dreams I am not so far away from home
    What am I in a world so far away from home
    All my life, all the time so far away from home
    Without you I will be so far away from home

    If we could make it through the darkest night
    We'd have a brighter day (have a brighter day)
    The world I see beyond your pretty eyes
    Makes me want to stay (you make me want to stay)
    And who can hear those tiny broken hearts
    And what are we to be
    Where is home on the milky way of stars
    I dry my eyes again

    In my dreams I am not so far away from home
    What am I in a world so far away from home
    All my life, all the time so far away from home
    Without you I will be so far away from home

    I count on you no matter what they say
    Cause love can find its time
    I hope to be a part of you again (part of you again)
    Baby, never sigh
    And who can hear those tiny broken hearts
    And what are we to be (what are we to be)
    Where is home on the milky way of stars (milky way of stars)
    I dry my eyes again (dry my eyes again)

    In my dreams I am not so far away from home (far away from home)
    What am I in a world so far away from home (far away)
    All my life, all the time so far away from home (far away from home)
    Without you I will be so far away from home
    In my dreams I am not so far away from home
    What am I in a world so far away from home
    All my life, all the time so far away from home
    Without you I will be so far away from home
  • There's a magic in the night
    Full of hope and joy and fun
    It turns strangers into friends
    And it's called the dark, dark sun

    When the lights go down the night has just begun
    This wild anticipation for the dark, dark sun
    When the magic starts and we all become one
    Shining in our hearts just like a dark, dark sun

    After dark and before dawn
    All the daytime troubles gone
    There's one light that shines on
    And it's called the dark, dark sun

    When the lights go down the night has just begun
    This wild anticipation for the dark, dark sun
    When the magic starts and we all become one
    Shining in our hearts just like a dark, dark sun

    Shining in our hearts just like a dark, dark sun
  • edited 2016-12-23 01:47:50
    Pika Girl
    Seven years and fifty days
    The time is passing by
    Nothing in this world could be
    As nice as you and I
    And how could we break up like this
    And how could we be wrong
    So many years, so many days
    And I still sing my song

    Now I run to you like I always do
    When I close my eyes I think of you
    Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
    When I close my eyes I dream
    I'll return to you like I always do
    When I close my eyes I think of you
    Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
    When I close my eyes I dream
    Of you

    Seven years and fifty days
    Now just look at me
    Am I the girl I used to be
    So then what do you see
    And how could we break up like this
    And how could we be wrong
    So many years, so many days
    And I still sing my song

    Now I run to you like I always do
    When I close my eyes I think of you
    Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
    When I close my eyes I dream
    I'll return to you like I always do
    When I close my eyes I think of you
    Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
    When I close my eyes I dream
    Of you

    Seven years and fifty days
    The time is passing by
    Nothing in this world could be
    As nice as you and I
    And how could we break up like this
    And how could we be wrong
    So many years, so many days
    And I still sing my song

    Now I run to you like I always do
    When I close my eyes I think of you
    Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
    When I close my eyes I dream
    I'll return to you like I always do
    When I close my eyes I think of you
    Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world
    When I close my eyes I dream
    Of you
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