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  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Central should rapelay Anonus.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    @Tno: If he does, then all will be right with the world
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:23:58
    Random, please let go of me, now. I'm not lonely. I have Bob, and she loves me oh god please somebody get this man away from me. Freak.
  • AnonusAnonus
    not anonus, stupid

    i am two four

    i am far too great for you people to handle
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    @Bob's Imagination: I finally get it.  You're not evil, you're just bitter from being isolated your entire life!  Am I right?  Is that why you're posessing Bob? 
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    > implying lolipod

    where is that angsty "indifferent" teenager anyway? This is about the only thing I do on here that he actually doesn't care about. But everything on TVT? AWWWWWWW SHI
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:30:41
    You're just assuming I'm possessing her. She wants this. Even if she pretends not to like it or want it, it's all an act, like everything else she says or does. And I'm not bitter. Maybe I was before, but now that I have LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY BITCH I couldn't be happier.

    ^Please calm down. You might disturb AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    -huggles bob's futaballs-

    GRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I wonder where Hanymas when't, as with also Notwithstanding, a proxy devoted to cowardly personally attacking me. BAWWWW HAW HAW HAWWWWWW /horselaugh
  • AnonusAnonus
    nonsense

    i hate it
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:33:50
    ^^Are those... softballs? Why would someone use flesh-colored paint on softballs?

    Also, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Silence Rarity, or else I will Rule 34 you with a road sign
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Random has an imagination too, you know.  Now, does anyone know where one could find a two-person exorcism at a reasonable price?
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    ^

    TITS MAGREE
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Thank you Tnophelia.  -looks up Tits Magree in the phonenook-

  • BobBob
    Hellz yeah, we gon' exacise tha FUCK out dis bitch, ya herd me?

    Oh god, not you...

    GOD HELP ME IT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN
  • AnonusAnonus
    Well Two Four is gone again.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Ya HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD ME

    DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:37:29
    Guuuuurl, I know you ain't makin fun of the way I talk. You don't know me, I will choke a bitch. Now let's get on with dis exacism shit!

    You do know that you'll be exercised too, right?

    What? You kiddin' right? Bitch, don't be playin wit me like that.

    -sigh-
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    -spots Golden-Text imagination-  Hey baby, got any plans this evening? Shut up, head vocies!  I'm getting you exorcised!
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    > exacism

    l2hurrdurrr
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:40:42
    ^^Hey boi, how you doin? You lookin to score summa dis golden suga? Yeah, I know your type, and I got just the thing for you...

    GODDAMMIT, WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE, GOLD, FUCK

    See, that's why you ain't got a man.

    If an exorcism means getting away from these two, I'm all for it.

    No one's taking me away from her, no one!

    ...Hahaha, wut?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Whoa, how the hell do you live like that?  If somebody spoke like that to me, they'd need to write an entire new dictionary of ghetto slang just to describe what I'd do.  You know, it's a lot less crowded over at my place.

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:56:14
    Is that an invitation?

    Haha, wat r u guys talking about?

    Shut up you fuckin pothead! I'm trying to get some action!

    And I just want to be alone with Bob. Can all of you please leave us alone?

    NO WE CAN'T, DUMBASS, WE INHABIT THE SAME BODY YOU DUMB WORTHLESS SHIT

    Why are you all fighting? You shouldn't be fighting, you should be happy! Yay, happiness!

    Kill... me...
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Sure was!  Don't mind that the place smells like lemons, that's just the cleaner I used after I was finished with Random's other personalities. 


    DAMMIT VOICES WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HAVING COMPANY OVER!  Sorry about him, Midnights (Plural intentional)  My Superpowered Evil Side is kind of a douche. 

  • BobBob
    Douche or not, he might be gettin some of this ass tonight...

    Gold, please, please don't bring us all into some random guy's house again.

    You idiot! If he has sex with you, he's having sex with Bob! No one's supposed to be with her but me!

    So, how would that work, exactly?

    ...

    God, I hate you all so much.

    R-random! If I don't make it out of this alive, I just want you to know... I love puppies! They're so cute! Aren't puppies cute? I think they're cute! ^_^
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    I...I think our head-voices have scared everyone away.  I'm sorry, Midnight.  This is all my fault, I- Save the teary-eyed confession for after I'm done, little bitch!  Screw you, interesting personality traits!  Midnight, have you tried making your different personalities fight to the death?  That's what mine did, and now I only have to deal with one!  Granted, I'd be a totally shitty individual if he ever left, but it's better than dying, right?
  • BobBob
    Trust me, I've tried, but we're all too happy and nice to do any actual harm to each other!

    BULLSHIT, I'LL SLAUGHTER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! AAAAAAH- OOF! LET ME GO!

    No. We don't want a repeat of the last time you went homicidal. Someone go get the straightjacket.

    I'll get it! Be right back! -giggle-

    Duuuuuudes, I am trippin balls right now...

    Well, they seem... busy, so what do you say you and me do this thang right here and now?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Don't worry Midnight, I'll contact the exorcist ASAP!  That should fix everything, right? Oh?  And how are you going to do that?  You're worthless without me, remember?  Besides, I'm having ocmpany over, if you know what I mean.  Oh yeah, that reminds me.  My Evil Side?  He's a virgin.  FUCKING BULLSHIT RANDOM!  How could you do this to me?!  -vanishes-  Um, sorry Goldie.  It looks like I kind of killed your boyfriend.

  • BobBob
    Damn. Oh well, I ain't got time for no punkass virgin bitch anyway.

    Gold, what does "punkass virgin bitch" mean?

    Alright, come on Cyan, time for you to get back to your room.

    No, I wanna stay here with you guys! :D

    Random, you're not calling anyone. Gang, attack!

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Why the hell aren't any of you doing anything?!

    Well, considering exorcists only work on ghosts and other paranormal entities, there's not really much to be worried about, now is there?

    Uh...

    Dumbass.

    Hahahahahaha, oh my god, you're trippin the fuck oooouuuut, duuude.

    Hmm.

    Shut up gray. No one asked your crazy ass.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    (Drat, they've found the one fatal flaw in my plans!)  Um, so uh... anybody up for cake and ice cream? Cake?  I LOVE cake!  Gah!  Where the hell did you come from?  With your evil side dead, the rest of us are free to exist again!  Oh yeah...  Hey, I think I remember you.  You're, um...  Which one were you again?  Penis penis penis, penis penis.  ...Great.  Hey, do me a favor and grab some cake an ice cream, will you?  And make sure to buy plenty, I have no idea how many of them there actually are... 
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