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That's not... er... -sigh-
Hey Midnight! Yep, I've been helping Random satisfy his masochistic urges by making him hit on straight men, same as usual! How've things been for you? Hey gay me, while you're here, I feel like I should maybe apologize for lettign you all get brutally murdered... Oh, you owe me a lot more than an apology after that! But your punishment can wait for later, right now I'm talking with Midnight. Hey guys, I got the ice cream! (penis penis penis)
That's cool, we can hang out tomorrow! Random and I have some "business" to discuss anyway!
Are... are you going to torture me?
You wish! No torture for a month! Now come along, we have to let Midnight get some rest.
Yeah, let's get outta here before I get a cap busted in my ass over a caramel deficiency! ...Penis.
Hey everybody, what's going on? .....Guys?How long was I asleep?!
OH CRAP IT'S THE COPS!
Ohh, please don't hurt me officer!
Don't listen to him, Glenn! Hurt us! I long for the feeling of your nightstick against my ever so delicate skin...
And I've gotta do it stone-facedly, like a real MAN does!
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