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  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2011-03-07 02:54:58
    B-but I was gonna do that!

    ^*grabs burlap sack, attempts to lift it, but deems it too heavy and takes the sack off him, running away with it to the laundromat*
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Bob, I'm worried about you.  If you stop this now, I promise that you can co-star with me in my next hurt-comfort fic.

  • AnonusAnonus
    you're not shippingzombie
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    *uses Princess Magic to buy a Super Nintendo, because I'm out of ideas*
  • BobBob
    But which will I be? The hurt, or the comfort?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Knowing you, probably both.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Ooh, Munchausen's by proxy fic!
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    @Anonus: Feh, she has nothing on me.  You should see some of my work.


    @Central: Don't worry, everything will make sense soon.


    @Bob: Whichever you want, naturally. 

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 02:58:41
    ^^^You... you asshole! How dare you! ;_;

    It's okay, Bob. Don't cry, it's all going to be okay...

    -proceeds to sex self in standard shitty fanfic style-
  • AnonusAnonus
    That doesn't even make any sense!
  • BobBob
    It doesn't have to make sense, as long as I have her and she has me...

    Yeah, this sexy figment of my imagination is right! Up yours, Anonus!

    ...Wait, what?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    -hugs Bob- There, there.  I'm sorry, I kind of feel like I'm to blame for all of this.  I mean, I just wanted to try out being a Tsundere for a while but... -sniff- I never meant to hurt you...
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-03-07 03:01:00
    Pony Sleuth
    ^^^mfw that's a Rarity quote.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Bitch, I was a Tsundere.

    Ooh, I like this word!

    Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    This thread will never be the fuck

    /thread
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:03:35
    You should have thought of that before you opened your mouth, random. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to get your hands off of her and leave her alone. I won't let you hurting her anymore.

    Ignore him, Bob. They just want to hurt you. I'm the only one who really cares for you...

    Anonus, please stop using that word in front of Bob.

    But, I like that word.

    Not anymore you don't, bitch.

    ...
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Amusing thought: If this were the old IJBM, we'd all be saving this thread to our hard drives, because it wouldn't be there when we got up in the morning.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    I can't give up, Bob's imagination!  Not until I've made things right!  Midnight, I know you're in there somewhere.  Don't let her control you!
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    What are you going to do with threads saved to your hard drive?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:07:20
    ^^^Well, this isn't the old IJBM. The old IJBM is gone forever, along with all the nonsense and depravity it brought with it. Good riddance.

    Now, if only something could be done about new IJBM...

    ^^Give up. Bob is mine now, and I'm never letting her go.

    Never...
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    @Bob's imagination: Really?  Because I'm not really sure how this sort of thing is supposed to work, but I just happen to know a nice, single imagination whom I could hook you up with. 
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-07 03:12:55
    NO, YOU AREN'T GOING TO TEAR ME AWAY FROM HER! NOTHING WILL EVER TEAR US APART, NEVER! SHE'S MINE! MINE!

    H-help... me... please stay out of our business, random.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    @Gelzo: Well, generally we would put them on RapidShare or something for everyone else to download afterwards and have a laugh.
  • AnonusAnonus
    is it safe for me to come play now
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    I see.  I think I understand now.  -hugs Bob's imagination-  It's okay, I don't want to be alone either...
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    No no no! Not...Two Four!
  • AnonusAnonus
    YES

    TWO FOUR

    NOW, UH

    give me your fingernails
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    No! Then what will I bite off and chew on in inappropriate places?
  • AnonusAnonus
    oh god

    you have a toothed vagina, don't you
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Uh...maybe? Here, give me a moment, I'll go check.

    *runs away down W. North Broadway*

    [Two Four + Rarity avatar = Hilarious.]
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