Homestuck grocery stores Alice boobs statue

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Central Avenue

You'll have to take that up with Anonus. He's the one who promised Alice, after all.

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Bob

Dammit Anonus, get your ass in here! How the hell am I supposed to force you and Blackbird to have trap-a-licious hatesex with each other if you're not here?

Central Avenue

• Baker's (Nebraska)
• Bell Markets and Cala Foods (California)
• City Market (Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, New Mexico)
• Dillons (Kansas, Missouri)
• Food 4 Less and Foods Co. (Los Angeles, California; San Diego, California; Las Vegas, Nevada; Portland, Oregon; Chicago, Illinois; NW Indiana)
  
  • including Hispanic format and Food 4 Less Carniceria
  
  
• Fred Meyer (Alaska, Idaho, Oregon, Washington)
  
  • Fred Meyer Marketplace (Alaska, Oregon, Washington)
  • Fred Meyer Northwest Best (Oregon, Washington)
  
  
• Fred Meyer Jewelers (Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Utah, Washington, Nebraska, Oregon, Texas)
  
  • Littman Jewelers (Tennessee)
  • Barclay Jewelers
  • Fox's Jewelers
  
  
• Fry's Food and Drug (Arizona)
  
  • Fry's Marketplace (Arizona)
  • Fry's Mercado (Arizona)
  • Fry's Signatures (Arizona)
  
  
• Gerbes (Missouri)
• Hilander (Illinois)
• JayC Food Stores (Indiana)
• King Soopers (Colorado, Wyoming)
  
  • Fresh Fare by King Soopers (Colorado)
  • King Soopers Marketplace (Colorado)
  
  
• Kroger Food and Drug (Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia,
  Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Tennessee, North Carolina, South
  Carolina, Georgia, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana)
  
  • Kroger Marketplace (Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas)
  • Kroger Signature Stores (Texas, Indiana)
  • Fresh Fare by Kroger (Tennessee, Ohio, Michigan, Georgia, Texas)
  
  
• Kwik Shop (Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska)
• Loaf 'N Jug (Colorado, Nebraska, North Dakota, Wyoming)
• Owen's Market (Indiana)
• Pay Less Food Markets (Indiana)
• Quality Food Centers (Oregon, Washington)
  
  • QFC Fresh Fare
  
  
• Quik Stop (California, Nevada)
• Ralphs (California)
  
  • Ralphs Marketplace
  • Ralphs Fresh Fare
  
  
• Scott's Food & Pharmacy (Indiana)
• Smith's Food and Drug (Arizona, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming)
  
  • Smith's Marketplace (Utah)
  
  
• Turkey Hill (Pennsylvania, Ohio)

Anonus

I am not sexing up Blackbird. Nicknames =/= lust, ma'am.

Also, I would link to Danbooru's "alice_margatroid" search, but I don't know if it's okay.

Bob

But, you already are sexing up Blackbird.

randomtropeloser

Don't worry Bob, there will always be at least one gay guy who will never disappoint you!

Central Avenue

I WAS PROMISED GROCERY STORES

WHERE ARE THE GROCERY STORES

Bob

Gay!Random!

/glompolests

randomtropeloser

Hey Centie!  Come pay me a visit, I'll take you to all the grocery stores your heart desires!

-is knocked over by Bob-  Tee hee!  Hey Bob, miss me?

Bob

Like you wouldn't believe! I missed you like Britney Spears misses being jailbait!

/cuddles

Anonus

bitch you are not taking my boyfriend away from me

randomtropeloser

@Bob: Well I missed you like Mr. T misses having a career! -cuddles back-  Oh, and bi Random misses you too, but he isn't allowed to speak right now.

@Anonus: Ummm, crap.  Does this mean I'll have to find someone else to torture me?

Central Avenue

It might not matter; I think my contract says I can only torture people who don't read Homestuck.

Bob

...This might be TMI, but just so you know, I'm kinda sorta good at torturing things.

So, y'know, if you ever know anyone that needs some torturing, I can arrange something. Just putting that out there...

Anonus

Ooh! Midnight Torture Co.!

...

/Satchel

randomtropeloser

@Centie: So if I never read Homestruck you'll torture me?  Done.

@Bob: That's sweet of you, do you make house calls?  If so, I think I just found the perfect birthday gift for my non-gay self.

Bob

House calls, work calls, party calls, booty calls, I make 'em all!

randomtropeloser

@Bob: That's great!  What do you think, bi Random?

-MMNF!-

Oh, silly me!  I forgot to un-gag him.

 

 

Central Avenue

I should probably be pissed that Bob's tryin' to steal my work in the torture market, but I figure I've got steady employment with PHIS at least until this Homestuck craze ends.

Bob

^^Yeah, before you do... Just, hold off on that for a minute. I just want to.. enjoy the sight, so to speak.

^Puh-leeze, I've been doing this before you were even born.

Anonus

He's older than you, dummy.

So wait, you have time powers? Ooh! I want time powers too!

Central Avenue

Just install iFuckWithTimelines on your iDevice already!

Bob

Silly Anonus, you can't have time powers! Boi, u so silly. :P

randomtropeloser

@Central: Hey, nobody said you can't both do it!

@Bob: You know what?  You can have him.  -stuffs bound&gagged Random into a box, sends to Bob-  Just make sure to have him back by next week, kk?

Anonus

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Quick, CA, educate me on the Doctor's companions. That way I can figure out if Bob is a Time Lord/Lady and I can be her companion.

Central Avenue

I'd say Anonus should get a TARDIS, but I don't know what it would be shaped like.

(I know, I know, properly functioning TARDESes are supposed to change shape to fit in with their surroundings but WHO CARES)

^ Aw jeez, you ninja'd me with a Doctor Who reference. The mindlink at work, I suppose.

Bob

^^^He doesn't necessarily have to be in the same condition I get him in, does he?

randomtropeloser

@Bob: I won't be mad if he comes back a little damaged, just so long as he's in good enough condition to take care of whatever tasks I may need him for.