Homestuck grocery stores Alice boobs statue

Bob

-passes out face first in chocolate-

randomtropeloser

@Ant: I've never tried to deny my status as an animal...

@Bob: Again?  Alright, let's get you home.  -drags MV out of store, breaks into car, hotwires car in order to drive MV home-

Bob

Bluh...

Mr_Ant

Oh, okay, fine then! Just leave in the middle of a conversation, see if I care! Good riddance!

...Please come back!

So ronery. ;_;

randomtropeloser

-stuffs Ant into trunk and MV into the passenger seat, begins driving-  (Excerpt from Random's diary, taken from the future after he writes it): Dear diary, what an adventure I had today!  I got gagged, kidnapped, tortured, and shoplifted a store with my best friend in the whole world!  I also made a new friend, his name is Mr. Ant!  He's a little touchy, but I can tell we're going to get along just great!  Best of all, I got to meet Tyra Banks!  I love my new friends, and I can't wait to go on many more adventures with them in the future.  Well, I'm feeling a little lightheaded right now because of all the blood I've lost, so I guess I'd better end this entry here.

Hugs and kisses!

-Random

Mr_Ant

Oh, okay, just stuff me in the trunk then! What disrespect! Do you know cramped it is back here? My legs weren't meant to bend like this! How dare you!

randomtropeloser

Sorry Mister Ant, I can't think very straight right now because of how little blood is flowing to my head,  Just sit tight, okay?  We're almost there.  -let's Ant out of trunk and pulls MV out of passenger seat, collapses on floor-

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glennmagusharvey

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randomtropeloser

I think this thread has become our new "Random crap" thread.