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Decrees by Princess Apricot

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  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    >Makes a note to have Vivi assassinated as well as the Princess
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I will expose you for the fraud you are yet!

    ...Hmm... Maybe if I ask Robotnik to get proof that you ARE a princess, he'll fuck it up badly enough to reveal the truth...
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    Are these REBELS I see here?

    The mystical cart-tome of the Sixth Final Fantasy warns that if you don't immediately crush rebels, they eventually take control of your magical maidens and indirectly cause the sundering of the world! For the sake of the planet, you must be dealt with! En garde!
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-06 21:53:50
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! KILL THEM ALL, ACOLYTE DANTES!

    I mean...

    Ehe-!
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Ica. Just gotta convince Bowser to join our side, he's good at that invading stuff...

    And if the OP really wants to be royalty, then I'm sure Bowser wouldn't mind... "Finalizing" that deal :3c
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Dat wuss has no staying power.
  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    ^ You IMPUDENT CHILD! I have PLENTY of staying power! I've remained KING KOOPA for ALL THESE YEARS! You call THAT a LACK of staying power!?

    You are lucky that I don't just INVADE you for making that comment!
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    You keep taking over mushroom kingdom.

    You always get dethroned within a few days.

    Pushover.
  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    If you were around when I arrived, you would have read that I do that on purpose. It makes my people hate Mario and rally around me, solidifying my power!

    Because honestly, I could just fill the whole hallway with fire when Mario comes and completely incinerate him. You REALLY think that I would let him beat me unless I WANTED him to do so?
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-06 22:30:14
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    And yet you allow a sense of hope and peace among your enemies.

    How weak.

    A true king would rule ALL.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    <3
  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    A true ruler knows not to spread themselves too thin

    You have aspirations to rule the whole world. Do you know how hard it is to keep an eye on every detail? Not to mention that the more people you have to keep happy, the harder it is. Do you know how to handle your lands finances? How to handle wars between regions you own? How to ensure your people get enough food and water, and are kept happy?

    If not, then I fear that you will lose everything sooner than you think
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Bowser, Join with me, together we could rule the galaxy!
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Ooh so many charming leaders...so much charisma...I don't know who to join~
  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    ^^ As I said, one does not want to spread themselves too thin, Counterclock. Or do you have a system in place for keeping a galaxy in running order while ruling?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Well, that was a little bit exaggerated on my part, but you're my favorite villain, so do you want to join forces?
  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    Well, I have been looking for someone to train since all of my children fail to grasp the intricacies of ruling over a kingdom...
  • korohoro147korohoro147
    "If it helps, I'm a lesbian princess anyway."

    aww. :,(

    ooh, bowser, train me! :D
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    A true ruler knows not to spread themselves too thin

    Psh, that's why you make all the "rulers" of the world you drugged slaves.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    You have aspirations to rule the whole world. Do you know how hard it is to keep an eye on every detail? Not to mention that the more people you have to keep happy, the harder it is. Do you know how to handle your lands finances? How to handle wars between regions you own? How to ensure your people get enough food and water, and are kept happy?


    If she doesn't, a few evenings alone with the sacred tomes of Sim City and Sid Meier's Civilization with a dash of Romance of the Three Kingdoms would quickly educate her.

    Besides, her fair highness needs to hear no such aspersions from some turtle who go-karts and plays golf with the selfsame enemies he supposedly manages a PR-campaign against!
  • George_W_BushGeorge_W_Bush
    edited 2011-10-07 06:42:50
    American citizens, be alert: We have detected weapons of mass destruction with Princess Apricot. Do not worry though. I guess it's OK to say that: it means "Everything's going to be OK"
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    HA! That moron can't find squat.

    He could have a nuke up his rear and he still wouldn't be able to find it.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Hey now, be fair! Bush isn't an idiot!

    ...He's extremely gullible and easily manipulated, like a puppet. Learn the difference!
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    It's as if he were a sock puppet controlled by a 15 year old...
  • MojoJojoMojoJojo
    NOOOO!

    You shall not control the world! It is I, Mojo Jojo, who shall control the world. I shall assume political dominion over the world! I shall force the world's populace to follow my way of thinking with force! No, you shall not dominate the world! I shall dominate the world! Me! Not you!
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ...How the hell did this get 116 posts?
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    117 now.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    ^^^Awwww, I was hoping you would join me! Once I conquer hell, you can be vice ruler of Earth! I'll just stop by every now and then to make sure things are going smoothly.

    ^^Because everyone loves princesses. :>

    *hugs*

    See?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    So, PA is Moerin....


    Good to know really.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    What? How?

    Whenever I come onto a new forum, someone invariably calls me a sockpuppet ;_;
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