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Decrees by Princess Apricot

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  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    Who names their daughter Apricot? Seriously.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    (begins teaching peasants how to use scythes and machetes martially)
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    In my many few years as a knight, I've seen enough not rebellions to know when trouble's brewing, your highness.

    OK, fine.

    Amended Decree # 79

    I,
    Princess Apricot, soon to be master of an unmentioned place, do so hereby
    decree that the Princess is allowed unlimited moral freedom, but only     to the     extent that this freedom does not excessively harm the people, as defined by the hypothetical "reasonable person". Complaints as to excessive harm will be listened to by my pet bird, who will relay its final decision to me in a series of cute chirping sounds. Attempts to bypass this fair & just system will result in the use state of the art hair regrowing medicines to place a Mohawk on the back of the offender.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 22:08:10
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    "How is this a liveblog?"

    Because I am blogging about myself? Well, it's not like it fits anywhere else, but "general" is so boring.

    It's sort of a liveblog.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    (begins teaching peasants to make catapulets that can fire flaming cattle with wagons and farm utensils)
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 22:11:41
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Awwww, c'mon. You don't want to fight against me! How many autocrats do you know that offer the option of getting licked to death?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Because I am blogging about myself? Well, it's not like it fits anywhere else, but "general" is so boring.

    It's sort of a liveblog.

    No. It does not fit in the liveblogging category either.

    Moving to Wonderful Posts, unless anyone thinks Roleplaying would be better.
  • SolstaceSolstace
    אלוהים הוא בשמיים שלו, וכל נכון עם העולם
    It should be clarified, for the new user's convenience, that live blogs are kind of like a "Lets Play", where a user offers commentary on a series, game, movie, book, etc that they are consuming.  Usually phrased humorously and updated episodically.  Check the entries in the subforum for examples.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 22:22:50
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Decree # 430

    I,
    Princess Apricot, coming Empress of , do so hereby
    decree that this thread is still in the liveblogging category, regardless of what the moderators say it is and/or place it in. No subject shall refer to this incident, and all will rightfully consider this a liveblog. Anyone who fails to obey shall be brutally scromged, until their hip bones begin to breach the surface of their skin.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Alex, you are a noble man! You and I once fought side by side! Why do you stand with this tyrant?
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    Moe Dantes walks up to the throne, carrying a large box. He sets it down and then bows before Princess Apricot as her guards open the box.

    My lady, I present you with a pair of Bubble Dragons. May they serve you well!
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    >Questions why Apricot is trying to give orders and decrees when she is merely just a princess and not a queen.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Really, Counterclock? I'd think someone with a MLP avatar would know better than to ask that.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-10-05 23:47:05
    because PRINCESSES CAN KICK QUEENS' ASSES, that's why
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    The trouble with princesses is they always fall for knights and never a simple bard such as myself.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Alex, you are a noble man! You and I once fought side by side! Why do you stand with this tyrant?

    Don't tell me you've forgotten the oath I swore upon her father's deathbed!

    Or was that the other king? Ha ha, I lose track of these things, you know? A lot of oaths in a knight's life and all that.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^^ If it helps, I'm a lesbian princess anyway.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Gelzo: and we see how that works out, what with chaotic surges and power struggles happening every few years.

    @Alex: I was hoping you were on the side of peace, I can see I was wrong in assuming your just nature would steer you right.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    @Malk: Aye, a terrible state of affairs.

    @Clocky: Oaths are not lightly taken! I am a man of honour, after all. See how shiny my armour is? Honourable.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    And I had sworn to serve the people and the truth! It saddens me that we must see each other from across a battlefield, but so be it!
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Alex and Malk meeting up on a battlefield.

    >It's too bad the results are painfully apparent as to who is going be the victor.


  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Hurm, who do I want dead?

    ...

    do i have to choose? :<
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    >Implying they both can't sustain fatal wounds.

    :3c
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Well, but I can only make one of them die, if I aim to arrange this fight.

    hurm. who do i need alive

    i must conspire.

    to the juancave.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    "My lady, I present you with a pair of Bubble Dragons. May they serve you well!"

    For this good and noble deed, I shalt appoint you to be the co-leader of our military! Less work, and about 572% more pay!

    I wish you good luck in this all determining battle between knights! But since your armor is now shinier thanks to the promotion, your victory is assured, my most gracious warrior.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Just take a gun and shoot the victor in the back.

    Jeez, convoluted much?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yes, but then they would know I kill them. I don't want the corpses to raise back against me, yannow.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Have Faith Milady Counterclock! He may have more skill with the blade, but I've a trick or two up my sleeve!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I say Princess Apricot is a FRAUD!
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Grrrrrr...

    *has Icalasari tried for treason*
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