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Decrees by Princess Apricot

PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
edited 2011-10-05 22:16:08 in Wonderful posts
Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
Decree # 427

I, Princess Apricot, future Queen of [WITHHELD], do so hereby decree that tea shall be sipped quietly and elegantly, so as not to disrespect its flavor. Furthermore, a top hat, top coat (for gentlemen), dress (for ladies), monocle (regardless of eyesight), and pair of gloves must be worn. Clever or unique hats in place of top hats are acceptable if approved by the 7th Holy Princess Guard. Failure to comply will result in a kettle of tea being tied to one's head for precisely 3 days.
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  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Princess Bubblegum tastes better.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    (occupies Wall street)
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Make a decree about mee :3
  • MoerinMoerin
    ,,,If you change it so that the ladies are in the top coats and the gentlemen are in the dresses, then we've got a deal, Apricorn~
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Decree # 428

    I, Princess Apricot, future guide of [UNDISCLOSED], do so hereby decree that Vivi shall forever be exempt from decrees, unless otherwise stated. Any subjects who complain or otherwise argue that this is unfair treatment shall be covered with honey and licked to death.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 20:51:09
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    ^^Apricot!

    >:(

    File:Apricots.jpg

    Unfortunately, some men are not fit to wear dresses, however, I shall amend my decree to allow women the right to wear top coats.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    I hereby request that the Royal Inquisition be established and that I would be put at its head.
  • MoerinMoerin
    edited 2011-10-05 20:51:19
    Ooh, kinky...

    Um... Ahem.  That is, like, totally unfair, and I complain or otherwise argue against this treatment.  Yes.  Totally.

    >.> <.<

    Bah, you just love being handled by that Kurt guy, don'tcha Apricorn?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Ooooh...

    I kind of want to be covered in honey and licked.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 20:53:40
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Amended Decree #  78

    Women are from here on out allotted the option to wear top coats in place of dresses. However, men must still wear proper attire, to avoid the sight of hairy man legs.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    I kinda want to be licked too. <3
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -licks the Princess-

    SO YOU HAVE WISHED IT SO SHALL IT BE


  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    0///0
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    >:3
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 21:19:59
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Whoa, just thinking about being covered in golden honey, while being licked all over my body - sometimes gently and other times vigorously... has my heart seriously beating...

    0///0

    *begins gently licking hand*

    If anyone asks, I'm pretending to be a cat.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Princess! Some proper conduct, please.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    The princess can act however she wants!
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    *has epic battle to determine who is the TRUE princess of IJBM, but Twilight Sparkle uses pony magic to make us be friends instead*

    There, got that out of the way.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 21:34:04
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    "The princess can act however she wants!"

    Well, actually, I can't.

    I know!

    Decree # 429

    I, Princess Apricot, leader of [xxxxxxxxxxxx] in due time, do so hereby decree that the Princess is allowed unlimited moral freedom, but only if she is me (thereby barring other princesses from the same freedom). Disputes as to the legality of this decree shall be settled by hand-to-hand combat with Bob, the living medical saw.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    For some reason I'm imaging a Rule 63 version of this thread, and it's very amusing.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    This reflects poorly on you, your highness. I urge you to reconsider. The subjects will become unsettled.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    (thereby barring other princesses from the same freedom).
    Meanie.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Does that include a rule 63 me?
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    A prince?!

    but I thought I killed them all!
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    (is assembling peasant revolt)
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Well you are part of the thread, so yes.
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-05 21:43:39
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    This reflects poorly on you, your highness. I urge you to reconsider. The subjects will become unsettled.


    It is not the role of the subjects to be settled. It is the role of subjects to OBEY (unless they are useful or cute).
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    In my many few years as a knight, I've seen enough not rebellions to know when trouble's brewing, your highness.


  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Princess, if you put my request to found the Inquisition through. I can execute this rebel post haste.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    How is this a liveblog?
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