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I'm apparently both too sexy and not sexy enough

BobBob
edited 2011-02-22 23:31:25 in Wonderful posts
I don't even know what that means or how it works, but it fills me with an intense, white-hot rage that makes me want to destroy everything in a thousand mile radius.
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  • AnonusAnonus
    It means that you need to die. Or something.
  • BobBob
    But what if I'm too sexy to die, or, god forbid, not sexy enough to die? That could be a huge mistake! How am I to know how sexy the dead must be? D:
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Well, when you look at corpses, which ones turn you on? Think about that, then see what the attractive corpses have in common.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Well then I guess you're screwed.
  • BobBob
    Dammit, why do none of you ever have any good advice? This is a fucking epidemic and you whores are just sitting there talking about corpses! D:<
  • AnonusAnonus
    Yes. We are macabre that way.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    It might help if you elaborated on your problem.
  • BobBob
    Apparently I'm sexy enough for everyone and their mother to keep pestering me about how much they supposedly love / want / need me, yet I'm not sexy enough to be a model. I should be in magazines, dammit! D:<
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Well, the obvious solution is to print your own magazines, featuring you.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Modeling isn't hot, it's a vivisection with the victim still alive.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Well then, just think of models as fleshy clotheshangers!
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    "Fleshy"?
  • AnonusAnonus
    Made of flesh and blood and bone. You know.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    That was a jab at anorexic models.

    Anyway, I'm sort of ignorant about the business, but I'm not sure if there's much you can do if you don't meet the standards. Why would you want to be a model, anyway?

    It's probably best to enjoy the attention while you can. There are quite a few advantages to being attractive.
  • BobBob
    Well fuck the advantages. Theyre not being advantageous enough.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Poor you?
  • BobBob
    To hell with you and your fake pity! D:<
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    The best solution, I think, is to find someone who finds you to be the perfect combination of "too much" and "not enough."
  • AnonusAnonus
    You could try and be in Hollywood movies or a reality TV show!
  • MiyaMiya

    Dissonance between the attention you get on the net and real life for your looks is blah. Sometimes I wish I posted pics of myself only once on tvtropes.

    Well, the real life bit is actually okay but Geeky Turn Off gets invoked...

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Wait, models are sexy?
  • MiyaMiya
    Some of them are. The ones who aren't anorexic at the very least.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Still wondering how someone can find a skeleton that stole someone's skin sexy =/
  • MiyaMiya
    Like I said, the ones who aren't anorexic.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Even the non anorexic ones are fairly thin
  • BobBob
    ^^^^^^Which is why I'm glad I only posted one pic on TVTropes (not counted the photoshopped one and the one I deleted seconds after uploading).

    ^^^^^"Plus sized" models are nowhere near anorexic, and I know many agencies are actively opposed to anorexic models. Just saying.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    ^ You disappoint me, MV.  I'm an ugly person, and I had no trouble posting a pic of myself for all to see.  Remember that?  I posted my picture, and everyone probably threw up within moments of seeing it.

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-02-23 20:49:05
    Bullshit, no they didn't! Actually, I don't remember seeing it, but I'm sure they didn't! You're not ugly, probably! Shut up! D:<

    And my name is Bob! I don't know anyone named MV, stop calling me that! D:<
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    You don't remember?  You called me cute you freaking tease!
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Wait, random posted a picture?

    And I didn't see it?

    Why do I always miss the pictures of tropers I might want to see?

    And does anyone have the link?

    Why am I asking so many questions?
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