I'm apparently both too sexy and not sexy enough

Super Lazuli

;_;

TsumugiKotobuki

Bad Midi-chan! I'm gonna have to punish you for that!

-hug slaps your cute behind-

Bob

Mugi, noooooo! Now this thread is too sexy for me to be a part of! Look at what you've done! You've ruined this thread forever!

/morphs into a bunny, hops away

TsumugiKotobuki

You'll be back. ^_^

Oh, that reminds me.

-takes a note to buy a Midnight Velvet-proportioned Playboy bunny suit in the near future-

ClockworkUniverse

...

When did this thread get epic and how did i miss it?

Anonus

When CA began talking about torture.

It's funnier with a pony, for some reason.

Tnophelia

Anonus

Aren't we all?

randomtropeloser

Oh hai what happened in this thread while I was gone...  (The last 40 posts)  WUT.  Also, Tnophelia is bored.  We have all officially failed at life.  Hey Tno, can I have your babies?

Miya

You all fail, nishishishi~

Tnophelia

No, RTL. You cannot. You don't seem like a good father figure anyway. Too mushy and imbalanced.

randomtropeloser

Aw, darn it!  Wait, mushy and imbalanced?  Now where on earth are you getting that from?

Anonus

Mushy as in made of Silly Putty. Can't die, meaning you get to be a perfect torture buddy for CA!

...

(insert creepy Ho Yay joke here)

Tnophelia

http://itjustbugsme.vanillaforums.com/discussion/comment/14762/#Comment_14762

http://itjustbugsme.vanillaforums.com/discussion/comment/14603/#Comment_14603

http://itjustbugsme.vanillaforums.com/discussion/comment/14364/#Comment_14364

randomtropeloser

^^ Uhh...

^ Wow, you actually read those?  I'm flattered.  Okay, I'll give you mushy, but imbalanced?  I'm pretty consistent with my masochistic tendencies.  Also, I'm sorry if my attempts to console you before failed.  (I'm almost surprised that you didn't mention the one where I realized that it's technically possible for a man to carry children and was all "I'm totally doing that now!")

Tnophelia

mushy as in you don't have a standard personality that I can pick traits from when reading your posts. You remind me of...this.

arks

You want people you deal with to be one-dimensional?

Tnophelia

Yes.

DYRE

^^ I think I'd rather they be two-dimensional.

Definitely not three-dimensional though.

Tnophelia

I want depth. Not fluff.

DYRE

...I was just making a joke about liking anime girls more than real girls...

Gelzo

No surprise. We already know you like your girls flat.

*ba-dum-tsh*

Central Avenue

This thread title keeps putting this song in my head, so I'm making you all suffer it too:

DYRE

^^ I'm not sure why I didn't think of that first.

randomtropeloser

@Tno: I see.  I wouldn't so much say that I lack depth as I would that you're unlikely to see it here, as this is a fairly lighthearted board where I usually only go to browse other people's IJBMs and muse about random stuff.  As for my personality... I guess it could be said that I have a lot of jumbled traits which never really present themselves in an organized or predictable manner, the least of which include the fact that I have no real gender identity and therefore act and feel like both.  Have you ever read Ranma 1/2?  Well, whatever.

Tnophelia

It has nothing to do with gender identity. You are an empty person that isn't memorable.

ClockworkUniverse

@Random: Check your PMs.

randomtropeloser

Stab me through the heart, why don't you.  I'm sorry Tno, I kind of hoped we'd become friends...  Am I really that bland?

Anonus

But how is he not memorable, he's a bi-gendered masochist.

(insert joking grumbling jealous mumbling directed toward CA involving a stricken out instance of the word "dearie")

randomtropeloser

^ No, she's right.  I need to stop relying on a stereotype and actually develop an actual personality.  I'm just going to go cry in a corner now...