I'm apparently both too sexy and not sexy enough

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 21:43:37

Besides, I can't subject you to mindless acts torture while you're pregnant. Don't wanna hurt the baby, you know.

Bob · 2011-02-23 21:43:40

Eh, yeah, nevermind. ._.

~~Oh, we're more then just friends, baby. ;D~~ Totally!

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 21:46:35

No one's ever said I'm their friend. ;_;

DonZabu · 2011-02-23 21:47:59

Bob · 2011-02-23 21:48:02

~~IJBM: No one ever saying that Central Avenue was / is their friend.~~ Nevermind, wrong thread. You're my friend, Central!

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 21:49:22

Yay, let's be friends! ~~Because Friendship Is Magic!~~ whoops, almost let my new obsession slip in there.

Bob · 2011-02-23 21:49:35

From now on, everyone who posts or has ever posted in this thread are best friends. NO EXCEPTIONS.

/distributes hugs and cookies

Anonus · 2011-02-23 22:53:38

oh god this thread is hilarious

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 23:01:09

The best part was where people posted stuff!

Anonus · 2011-02-23 23:02:54

About pregnant sexy bi-gendered masochists and torture.

Gelzo · 2011-02-23 23:14:44

Sure is vain in this thread.

Bob · 2011-02-23 23:19:40

~~Gee, it sure is boring in this thread!~~

Anonus · 2011-02-23 23:21:38

^^I just wonder what (insert disliked, banned troper)'s up to!

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 23:23:12

^ See? People don't even wanna mention Banned Josieph by name anymore!

Tnophelia · 2011-02-23 23:24:46

Bob · 2011-02-23 23:26:50

Bitch, you best be hoppin back and entering this thread like a normal person, dammit. Acting like you can just hop wherever you want. Bitch be trippin.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-23 23:29:57

Im a motha fuckin pony. It's what we do, biatch/bitch/johnny ringo

Anonus · 2011-02-23 23:31:45

Are you Pinkie Pie? Rarity doesn't hop, you know.

Bob · 2011-02-23 23:32:26

^^A pony? Puh-leeze. ~~You ain't nothin but a hound dog.~~ Guuuuuurl, you ain't said nothin but a thang. My boyfriend's a fuckin unicorn. Top that, bitch.

^Yeah, what Anonanodiddle said.

Gelzo · 2011-02-23 23:34:06

Ponies ain't shit but friendship and magic.

Anonus · 2011-02-23 23:36:43

For some reason I immediately thought of "Miracles".

Super Lazuli · 2011-02-23 23:42:33

*inserts self into MV/Bob's social circle.*

Bob · 2011-02-23 23:46:01

/hugs

Anonus · 2011-02-23 23:51:38

Wait, Bob is Midnight Velvet?

That explains a lot.

Super Lazuli · 2011-02-23 23:53:28

Don't hug me.

YOU DON'T REALLY LOVE ME T_T

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 23:55:06

^^ So, does this knowledge increase, decrease, or do fucking nothing for your perception of the humorous quality of this thread?

Bob · 2011-02-23 23:58:34

But, but, I do love you! I only hug those that I love! Don't reject my love!

>

/hugs even harder

TsumugiKotobuki · 2011-02-24 00:01:26

Wait, Bob is Midnight Velvet?

Oh, Midi-chan! Why didn't you tell me? And why call yourself Bob?

Super Lazuli · 2011-02-24 00:03:50

;_;

Bob · 2011-02-24 00:04:15

^^Dammit, you weren't supposed to find out, cute anime girl. >_>

^Stop it! Stop crying right now!

/hug-slaps

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