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  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    How much of an ignoramus is he? "It's an electric-type pokemon... It has fur though... wool, really." Wait, why the bloody hell am I having this conversation now?

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    "Dammit, really?" Ignoring her wound, Jackie ran up to the Parasect and attempted to kick it, hoping it might somehow have more effect than Littorio's Tackle.

  • edited 2012-02-13 18:38:55
    No rainbow star
    "Oh... Well, uh... Dynamo! Zap the rockets! And dammit next time I'm forced to be the last to climb I'm just going to wander off! Missing all the damn action..."
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Be careful, Jackie! I was just about to have Phillip give another Ember!" Ray cried. "Ember again, Phillip but make sure not to hit Jackie!"

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "Really? That didn't work? Um...Chitter, try leech life, maybe?"

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Jackie snuck over to the Pokemon and Kicked it. It did a surprising amount of damage, exactly as much as Phillip's next Ember did.


    Littorio Tackled it next. He did no appreciable damage once again to it.


    Brandon approached it again. His Chop was the last straw, and the Parasect sagged tot he ground, unconscious.


    Up at the back of the cave, the Rocket members were panicking. They turned around, but a large boulder was preventing them from running up the tunnel at the back of the cave.


    Slowly, they turned back around and held their hands up, surrendering.

  • No rainbow star
    Charles arrived up. "...Dammit! Can I still rough one up? Please?"
  • Has friends besides tanks now

    "Oh, hi there, hostages!" Jackie waved to the Rockets with a bloody hand.

  • edited 2012-02-13 18:57:01
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Phillip, come with me." Ray said, marching towards the rockets. "I have some questions to ask."


    "Vuuuullllll..." Phillip said, growling. It was much less intimidating than Phillip wanted it to be, but a fire-breathing puppy with a cute growl is still a fire-breathing puppy.


    Seeing, Jackie's bloody hand for the first time he added. "Somebody do something about her wound!"

  • No rainbow star
    Charles ripped off more of his shirt. "When we get to Cerulean, we are buying bandages dammit!"
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Ray was now face to face with the new rockets. "What. Are. You. Doing. Here?"

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Greg stands behind Ray and just listens to the Rockets.

  • No rainbow star
    Charles frowned. If I don't get an answer on whether or not I can rough up a Rocket in the next five seconds, I'm doing it anyways
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    oh god we cant tell him what are we gonna do


    "WE CAN'T TELL YOU"

  • No rainbow star
    "Would a fist in the face let you tell? ...Oh right Jackie!"

    He ran over to bandage her hand
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Phillip, I am going to count to ten, and if they don't answer, Ember." Ray said calmly. Looking at these two men all he could think about was watching that dying woman before his eyes and how these men were a part of that.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    "It's not my hand, Charles. Please tell me your shirt's not too sweaty!" She was taking the wound surprisingly well.

  • No rainbow star
    "Then where is the wound? I kind of missed the whole fight. And no it isn't sweaty"
  • edited 2012-02-13 19:20:18
    Has friends besides tanks now

    "I'll do it; less awkward that way." She took the scraps with the hand that wasn't bloody from being bitten and wrapped them around [wherever the wound happens to be. :V].

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    ohgodohgodohgodohgod


    He squeezed his eyes shut and clenched his mouth, preparing to deal with the pain of the Ember.


    we can't tell him we CAN'T

  • No rainbow star
    "...Why would it be awkward?"

    His face was completely honest. Even his thoughts wondered how it would be awkward
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Greg, somewhat disappointed, glares at the Rockets. "Let's start simple. How many of you are in Mt. Moon?"

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

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    "SEVENTEEN"

  • edited 2012-02-13 19:27:34
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "And why did you come here?" Ray snarled. "And what do you know about that girl who bled to death in these caves?" 

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Greg utterly fails to conceal his confusion.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

     


    ...


     


    "...       ..."


    The Rocket sags back against the wall.


    asdfghjklzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaaaaaaaaaaaa


    He's not thinking coherently at the moment. All Greg can feel is a pressure, a pressure to stop thinking about it.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Greg stares. "I-I think something's wrong..."

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Thank you for that astute observation!" Ray responded curtly. He quickly began examining to rockets for signs of shock or any bodily failures.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "D-don't bother. I think it's their minds..."

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Ray pauses and acknowledges. "Maybe." then continues checking their vitals.

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