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  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    He does not find anything wrong with them physically, apart from an increased heart rate and dilated pupils.

  • edited 2012-02-13 19:43:36
    Has friends besides tanks now

    "So, uh, what's up?" Jackie walked over to Ray and the Rockets once she was done wrapping bandages around herself.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "They just went crazy and passed out."

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Ray rubbed his temples before pulling out his notebook. "Greg, tell me what you gleaned before the went catatonic. No detail is too small."

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Um...well, when you started asking them questions, they were freaking out thinking about how they shouldn't tell you. And then when I asked how many there were, they started counting in their heads...I figured they were scared, or had training against psychics or something, but then their thoughts just went crazy, not even forming coherent words or anything, when they collapsed..."


    Greg glances down at them, presumably still getting their thoughts.


    "C-can we get away from them?"

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Ray furiously scribbled down everything Greg said before looking up. O-oh... too right."


    As he guided Greg away he said. "It seems like they have some sort of trigger... possibly under post-hypnotic suggestion that prevents them from revealing rocket secrets. Perhaps the conflicting pressures cause their mind to break... of course this is all simply conjecture. Does anyone else have a hypothesis?" 

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "That would make sense..."


    "Ah, before we leave, though...


    Greg pulls out his Pokedex. 

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    "Good idea, Greg." Jackie got her Pokedex out, too, careful not to do so with the bloody hand. She wiped her hand off on her sweatshirt; it was already ruined anyway.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Carrie pulled out her Pokedex.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Too right too right." Ray agreed, pulling out his pokedex to scan the three fainted pokemon.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Greg proceeded to scan everything they'd fought, occasionally glancing back at the Rockets, but trying not to pay attention to them.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Carrie also scanned everything.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Same with Jackie.

  • No rainbow star
    Charles scanned everything as well. "Maybe they have a psychic to shut off their brains? Nah, that doesn't make sense. Wouldn't Kadabra have freaked out if there was a psychic able to make brains shut off?"
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "They're not shut off, so much as they're...jumbled."

  • edited 2012-02-13 20:07:12
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "What should we do?" Ray asked. "They don't seem in any apparent danger but there's no telling of how long they'll be like that. Normally I'd suggest alerting the authorities once we get to Cerulean but there's what Gym Leader Brock said..."

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    "What did he say again? I think we should leave them, personally." 

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "I-is it wrong to suggest leaving them just because hearing them is really creeping me out?"

  • No rainbow star
    "I say we beat them up and leave them for the wild Pokemon..."
  • edited 2012-02-13 20:09:33
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Ray paused and couldn't deny that the prospects Jackie and Charles presented were tempting. After a moment of pausing. "What happened to them here is not our responsibility. We have more pressing matters to go for. All in favor of continuing to Cerulean?"

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    "Aye. I don't see them bleeding out or anything. They'll be fine."

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "As soon as we get to the city, we need to have that wound looked at." Ray said. "You're taking it rather well." I hope she doesn't go into shock. She's been moving around a lot with that wound.

  • No rainbow star
    Charles was already at a Rocket, winding up a punch

    "...Oh, should we take their Pokemon?"
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    "What?" Carrie asked, looking at Charles.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    "C-can we just go?"
  • Has friends besides tanks now

    "Yeah, let's. We shouldn't take their Pokemon. Let's just hope some more help arrives for them, or something." Jackie tried to reorient herself, figuring out where they could go from there.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "I'm in agreement with Greg and Jackie. We should just move on." I don't know how much more of this cave I can take.

  • No rainbow star
    "Alright". He then smashes his fist in a Rocket's face
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    The Rocket grunt sags to the ground, knocked unconscious by the combination of mental and physical assaults.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Charles!" Ray cried. "That was by no means necessary!"

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