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General writing discussion.
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Also writing beginnings for stories and origins for characters is a bitch. You have to establish some sort of normalcy you're not going to use in the rest of the story.
Wondering if I should continue with this or just leave it as an idea.
Begins nice.
Ends worse, I'm guessin'.
It's okay, I probably won't take it anywhere. Even if I did, I'd probably take it in a totally different direction than where it was leading.
Nah, you misunderstood I guess. I mean it's a nice beginning. If the rest's having the same style, it's gonna be nice too.
BTL snark: oh my, does it mean I'm hugboxing (or how did they call it)? Sorry. I'll throw some shit at you in a moment.
Oh. Sorry, I am not used to having people praise my work, usually people just make fun of it or tear it to pieces.
I was trying to go for an informal yet philosophical tone. I figure, if I want to keep up this tone, it would be best if I wrote it in first person, as it lends itself best to pondering thoughts. I would also probably want to avoid having too many action-y scenes, so it would end up being quite a slow-moving work.
I guess I will give writing the first chapter a shot tomorrow, and see how it goes from there.
Nvm actually
that intro could do with some clean up here and there, but I like it quite a bit. Wanna read more.
If you don't want to, I'm not saying you have to write the whole story in informal-philosophical first person. I might have chosen the wrong word to describe it. Generally it's written reasonably well, you know, clear and so on, so if you can keep this level, the rest of the story should be enjoyable too. But then, I'm neither SA nor BTL, so what do I know.
Can you please stop doing that?
It is possible.
But you know, folks laugh at 'Tropes, but the troping training let me realise that like the entire supposed main cast of my Epic Fantasy Series (TM) was, to put it delicately, so suetastic. I had conveniently orphaned badass expy of myself who jumped at the call, and an expy of a girl I like, and another expy of myself (from a different angle). Mweh heh heh. But, now is the fun thing. Sounds horrible, ain't it? Well, I don't know, myself. The first guy was supposed to be a kinda deconstructive/subversive wacko who deludes himself he's a chosen hero, the expy of me being here a kind of a case of write who you know. Kinda puts that in different light, I guess. The second guy was also a lil' bit crazy, kind of a "for Science!" kind of guy with decent chances of imposing his ideas (younger son of a ruler) on a whole country. The girl was the worst, though, she'd likely end up with no desueing traits if I didn't change the concept thoroughly, so I was thinking that to keep her I'd have her stay in the background. So I am kinda at a loss if that trio is salvageable or not, sounds like it could be pulled off, but then, it's not like I'm anybody in the trade of a writer.
So, that much. I wonder whaddya say of that.
I'd say "scrap it" but that's my solution to everything I write, ever. But then again, I've ended up accidentally coming back to old ideas with a new perspective and they've been all the better for it.
this is what happens when your friends force you to write
Another episode in the "juan writes because of a friendly competition" saga
So I had once that idea for a story or a series of them. I have a number of such ideas, not that I'd ever write down any, but it's nice to think I have the starting point if I sat down to it. So, back to the story. Kind of Two-Fisted Tales, set in the modern day. Obviously (and likely to the point of homage) Conan-inspired, with a protagonist who's a great admirer of Conan stories.
And you know? Turns out my bro's heard of such a guy. Picks fights with everyone for the fun of it, all he's ever read was Conan, wears a Mjollnir pendant. Oh, and just by the way, he's a brony.
Some say it's not good to stuff people you know into your fiction. But what to do when they make more hardcore characters than whichever fictional ones you could imagine?
It's totally a good idea to stuff people you know into your fiction. They are the sort of people you can write about because you have a pretty good idea how they would react to most things and you also know what they sound like.
While there's a risk of glorification, real life is the best inspiration for fiction. The more I look back on my own life in this context, the more I can see applicability for many events and people in fiction within a different context. I remember that I once found myself in what must have been the modern, urban equivalent of siege preparation. Like fuckin' Helm's Deep. Except there were about five of us behind the wall rather than, you know, however many hundreds.
But it was interesting to have that claustrophobic, isolated experience. It was very frightening, but I gained an appreciation of exactly what it's like to prepare and wait for violence in one's own defense.
So, one day, I'll probably write about half a dozen or so characters holed up somewhere waiting for something awful to find them. Just 'cause I had that experience.
So another small piece of fanfiction. This time, Spider-man!
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This always had to happen when Mary-Jane was around, didn't it?
She watched as her ex-boyfriend, better known to the world as the Amazing Spider-man, fired his webbing at Hobgoblin who was... back from the dead? A clone? Someone else in the costume? She a hard enough time keeping up with this stuff when she was being kidnapped every week.
“Come on, Hobby!” Spider-man yelled catching each Pumpkin bomb Hobgoblin tossed at him with his webbing and flinging them into the air. “”Broadway of all places? I mean, I was choked up when they canceled Seussical the Musical too, but you have to let things go, man.”
“This is what happens when New York doesn't listen to the Kingpin!” Hobgoblin shrieked, launching his hoverglider at the wall-crawler. Spider-man jumped off the wall and dodged the charge...
...leaving him clear to grab a certain redhead for a hostage. Oh great. Just what I needEEEED she thought as she was carried into the air.
“That idiot won't dare make a move against while I have you -Argh!” Hobgoblin hadn't expected Mary Jane to give him a solid.
She had been kidnapped and people had tried to kidnap her so many times. Self-defense lessons were something of a must living with a Parker. That hit seemed to be the proper distraction as Spider-man used his webbing to grab Hobgoblin by the ankles and pull him off his glider. More webbing shot out, cocooning Hobgoblin to the wall while he caught Mary Jane with other web-shooter.
“You are way good at this.” Mary Jane said as he pulled her into his arms and gently put her on the ground.
“Well I've had a lot of practice.” Spider-man answered.
“We still up for coffee later?” MJ asked.
“I've got some stuff at Horizon to finish, but I should be able to make it in time.” Spider-man said. “Just try not to get kidnapped while I'm gone.”
“Yeah, like you could have gotten him without me.” MJ said as Spidey swung away.
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Mary Jane sat in her usual seat as Peter came in, with his faded clothes and overstuffed knapsack.
“I'm amazed.” Mary Jane said. “How long did we live together and I never taught you how to match colors.”
“Hey, you try to keep fashion in mind when your clothing keeps getting shredded by supervillains.”
“Well, you're not wearing that gaudy green glowing thing anymore. That's progress at least.”
“That was a state-of the art, light-bending stealth suit.” Peter protested.
“Yeah, and it made you look like an extra from that Tron movie.” Mary Jane replied. “Just ordered the coffee you wanted.”
“Thanks, I've still gotta head back to Horizon later. I've got a ton of stuff I'm working on.” Peter said.
“More inventions to help Spider-man beat the evil monsters that plague our city?” Mary Jane asked.
“Been taking up a lot of my time.” Peter admitted. “Though I didn't expect to have as much time as I do now.”
MJ nodded. “Breaking up will do that.”
“Yeah, I've kind of gotten used to what my... relationship with Spider-man does to my love life.” he said. “I guess I was just worried telling Carlie would push her away when it was actually lying to her that did that.”
“How've you been coping?”
Peter did his best not to turn red as he took a sip of his coffee. “Well, I did the whole trying-to-rebound thing.”
“oooh.” Mary Jane said sympathetically. “Who with? Betty's dating Flash... Glory? Norah?”
“Flca.” mumbled Peter.
“Felicia? As in the Black Cat?” Mary Jane did her hardest to stifle a laugh. The amusement in her voice was hard to hide though. “Tiger, you really need to quit that girl. It never ends well.”
“Maybe you'd be right if it actually began.” Peter said. “She shot me down before I could even ask.”
Mary Jane grimaced. “Well that's one bullet dodged.”
The conversation continued. Mary Jane are Peter were vastly different people but the comfort and ears they provided was something no one else could provide. Unfortunately, their time would have to end as it always did. Peter was both employed and trying to keep New York safe (an inconsistent combination for him) and he had to go.
Peter paused before opening the door. “MJ... I know we didn't exactly break up on the best terms, but we seem to have picked up the pieces pretty well.” Mary Jane braced herself as a question she knew she would never want to answer. “Things seem so natural with the two of us. Do you ever think that maybe we should pick things up again?”
“And you said you weren't on the rebound, tiger.” she replied. “That ship sailed a long time ago. We've got a nice thing here don't we? Someone we can just talk to about things every few days? Why spoil it?”
Peter nodded. “Yeah, I guess you're right.”
Mary Jane let her smile fade after Peter had left.
too many typos, man.
I still liked it and you actually got Spidey's quippy side down. Most non-comic writers kinda fail at that, in my experience.
>too many typos, man.
I really should proofread. >_>
Was the Flca bit a typo or supposed to be Peter mumbling out her name really fast?
I'm trying to understand how you can even mumble that and i've got nothing
Seeing as how I still haven't been able to bring myself to write anything, or even write an outline, I got an idea, and I thought I'd share it with anyone else who's having trouble writing anything (not that it's an original idea of mine, I mean): just make characters, rather than try to come up with a plot to write about at first. I wonder if this idea's already been given, and hopefully that doesn't sound too shallow; the intent is that, by randomly putting select traits together, one can come up with new plot points, look at how some characters might interact with some others before even being worked into an outline or a story, and further flesh out these characters so that they can be used well later. Not sure if I'll even try this myself, but it might be what I need to get going.
So, I've mentioned this before, but I'm working on a setting. Basically, the plan is to have a lot of VERY loosely-connected stories with a sort of overall plot, taking place over the course of the entire history, but I'm not sure if I should have the introductory story relate to it at all. Should the first story set in it be more of an introduction to the setting itself rather than something that establishes anything related to where I'm going with the whole project?
If they're really that loosely connected, write each story in such a way that you don't need to have read the others to understand it, then publish them separately. If they get enough interest, you can combine them for an anthology.
That's sound advice. My question, though, is more of how early I should introduce elements related to the overall metastory.
^ Have you ever played a video game tutorial that introduced all the gameplay elements at once? It rapidly becomes confusing--potentially even unplayable. A good tutorial instead introduces and explains its mechanics at the point they become relevant. And a very good tutorial makes it so you never realize there was a tutorial at all.
(It's been a while since I read it, but I vaguely remember Ender's Game as a story that handled this pretty well. September Snow, which I just read the beginning of, is an example of how not to do it, telling the readers about the world's history and the nature of the government when we could probably infer much of it from context.)
So, hmmm... I've been thinking, inspired somewhat by Morrowind among other things, that Roman Judea is a very interesting place to set a story in, as historical or Fantasy Counterpart setting. But from the point of view of Romans. That must've been quite a culture shock to them, with all the religious and political factions among the Jews and their incomprehensible religion. Naaah... it's already been done, I bet. But I'm just musing, so whatever.