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Lesbian Fiction Thread (NSFW)

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  • Glaives are better.
    EXCEPT FOR HATTRINA, WHO'S GOT A LANDING STRIP LEADING TO HER VAGINA.
  • I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Does does that title come from Vorpy?
  • You can change. You can.
    I'm incredibly happy that I went away and didn't see my name involved in this travesty.
  • Glaives are better.
    I want to see a story about Juanita-Carlita now.
  • Once upon a time, there was this maid bitch named Hattrina, who was a little girl and therefore not legal you sick fucks. So, bitch was walking through the castle she worked in (which was totally filled with unicorns and ponies and all that great shit) when her master, a man known only as DYRE, rolled up and was like "Yo Hattrina, you finish cleaning my kitchen?" and she was like "YEAH" and he was like "and my bathroom?" and she was like "YEAH" and he was like "and my bedroom?" and she was like "YEAH" so he dragged her ass up to his room and tossed her on the bed and the bed was like "POMF NIGGA" and she was like "What are we going to do on the bed? :3"

    And he raped her so violently that she died.

    THE END.
  • I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    From what I can gather Necfelixexitus from Latin means something along the lines of....

    "And not happy ending"
  • You can change. You can.
    There's no hyphen in there, bitch.

    Also, as long as it involves Hattina. <3
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 21:58:02
    Chapter 2: Juanita-Carlita and Forzaria: Coming soon!
  • Glaives are better.

    But that shit ain't yuri.

    Whatever. Dyre's an androgynous looking person anyway. Close enough.

  • You can change. You can.
    I won't believe that DYRE is androgynous till I see a pic.
  • Glaives are better.
    Believe me. I've been waiting outside DYRE's house for like a month now, and that shit be uncanny.
  • "OOOHHHH FORZARIA" said Juanita-Carlita, the hot illegal Mexican maid or whatever, as her lesbian lover Forzaria scissored the fuck out of her Brazilian pussy.

    "OOOHHHH JUANITA-CARLITA, MY SEXY PUERTO-RICAN LOVAH" said Forzaria, and she shoved her fist down Juanita-Carlita's throat since she was too dumb to know how fisting actually works.

    "BLGHSTMLGHBSH" Choked Juanita as Forzaria shoved her fat fucking fist down her slender Dominican throat.

    Then Eva popped in and was like "THE FUCK'S GOING ON HERE FORZARIA HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEEE"

    And Hatterina's deceased dead zombie ghost corpse popped in and was like "POON"

    To which Juanita's boobs said "fuck this mess" and ran away to harass Chagane, who wondered why she was being harassed by a disembodied floating pair of Peruvian boobs.

    THE END
  • I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    ಠ_ಠ

    -mfw this thread needs better fics-
  • :O

    -mfw I realized I still haven't written a Snappy x Vorpy fic-
  • Glaives are better.

    My underaged genderswapped clone is a zombie ghost now?

    Sweet.

  • You can change. You can.
    that was sexier than Bob.

    then again, everything is sexier than Bob...
  • Too true Snappy, too true.
  • And then Bob shoved his dick down Juanita's throat along with Forzaria's fat fucking fist, but Juanita was already dead, and she, too, became a dead deceased zombie ghost corpse, and she and Hatbitch fucked all night long, then Bob turned into Roberta and had hot lesbian sex with Vorpy and Snappy.

    TO BE CONTINUED.
  • Glaives are better.
    I refuse to believe that zombie ghost lesbian sex is any less hot than regular lesbian sex.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Necfelixexitus
    Chains 2

    I nestled against the stone and curled up a bit, hugging my legs in an attempt to get comfortable without exposing myself completely. Unfortunately I couldn't get around to avoiding the howls and devastating noises that followed soon after. Instead of hearing the silence of the night, I heard the chattering of what sounded like bones, and hissing creatures all around me. I hated these noises. They didn't belong here. All I wanted was a Peaceful life, I didn't want one filled with all of these disgusting creatures hounding me everywhere. I wanted them to go away. As soon as I peeked around the corner, I saw an opening.

    I quickly scurried from the edge of the ocean over to a rocky ledge. There was a tree under it, so I took refuge under the tree, digging a small hole with my fingernails deep enough for me to hide in. I waited until the morning for all of those horrible horrible noises to cease. Finally, after waking up, I look upon the plains I previously looked upon, and there was nothing there. It was all empty again, it gave me a feeling of relief. Afterwards, I decided to continue with my journey, picking up the bones that were left behind by the ravenous monsters. I walked over to the tree, and using the bones I found, I began chipping away at pieces of the logs, eventually slicing them into fine enough pieces to make some wood to bring with me. It was there, that I began to formulate ideas on what I planned to do until somebody came by that was human, that I could talk to and relate to. I built a rickety bench which I worked my materials on, building a very crude pickaxe out of the wood I had left.

    After finding my cliffside I dug into it inch by inch, slowly fading into an autismal daze as I mindlessly ripped small pieces of stone out of my way as I dug downwards into the earth. I wanted nothing to do with the surface anymore. I wanted to get away from that place. I enjoyed the eternal solitude I wished for, where all other humans who have ever hurt me ceased to exist, and all of the telephone wires, buildings, cars, everything that ever got in the way of my dreamy sky was gone for good. It made me happy that it all vanished within hours. My only regret though, was not knowing what would take over my beautiful world, when all of humanity, except for me, ceased to exist.
  • I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    ಠ_ಠ

    *my face when Vorpy continues to creep my out, even though she is a pretty good writer*
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Necfelixexitus
    Chains 3

    After zoning out my dreams and my hallucinations about everything I had in my past life, I began to hear the sound of running water, and a very disturbing echo of sound that was unfamiliar to me. It beckoned me to dig further, even though my pickaxe would not last long. I looked back towards my rickety stone steps behind me, gazing at what little light was pouring down. I didn't mind if this darkness made me completely blind. I was safe down here. With an unsure smile I dug further, and felt a small gust of air hit me, this was a sign. I broke into a small cave. I smiled as I walked towards the feel of the new air.

    I woke up from my unconsiousness soon after. Unfortunately for me, being stupid in my conquest of excavation, I failed to be aware of my surroundings, and I feel into a chasm that broke my legs. I didn't know this until I attempted to stand up, and searing pain shot through my legs and made me scream in agony. I couldn't find any of my equipment, and I was completely blind in the darkness. I started to cry when I began to think to myself, that I was most likely going to die.

    I layed on my chest, my thin arms pulling myself across the ground as I tried to find a wall to hug against, in a hope to avoid the hole I fell out of. As I began to crawl further along, I began to feel cobwebs in my hand, and a sickening feeling began to erupt in my stomache. This cave was inhabited by things I hated, those infernal creatures I was digging to avoid. Would the rotting corpses of the inhumane creatures also find me here? Would the shambling bones of those long dead come here to put their arrows in my chest and rip me to pieces? I didn't know, but all I knew now was that it would only be a matter of time before it was too late for me.

    I heard the noise, that echoing screech in the dark. I heard the scurring of hairy legs scrape against the stone in the cave, and I knew my end was going to come soon. I looked behind me, and saw a red blot far off into the distance. It was one of them. I heard it's eight legs crawl around across the cave walls, slowly inching towards me, hearing an eerie hiss emit from it's twisted mouth as it inched closer and closer to me. I was helpless to fight back. I couldn't even run.

    Finally I felt those hairy legs grab onto my legs, and I knew that the nightmare would begin once more.
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    Vorpy, wut u postin' in our lesbo thread? <:
  • I think Vorpys posts are alright ^_^
  • You can change. You can.
    I felt that the legs broken bit was too...beige prosed.

    Especially as it's being narrated in first person.

    I mean, she basically goes "I felt. My legs were broken. I realized this as..."
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Hey guys, what's going on he-

    ....


  • You can change. You can.
    u fat, forzo?
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    brb gouging out my eyes so that i never read anything again
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 22:27:58
    ^^Duh. That's why genderbent Forzare shoved her fat fucking fist down genderbent you's throat.

    ^Bitch you know you loved it.
  • You can change. You can.
    You're just angry because you didn't get laid today.
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