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Lesbian Fiction Thread (NSFW)

BobBob
edited 2011-07-17 18:49:35 in General
Post your lesbian fiction here! :D

Not sure what else to say.

LET THE GIRL ON GIRL ACTION COMMENCE
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  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >_< Dammit, give me some time and I can contribute.

    LET THE COMPLETED GIRL ON GIRL ACTION COMMENCE
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    :D
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 18:56:25
    ^^Hey, no rush. I would've put something in the OP, but apparently the creative side of my brain isn't functioning properly at the moment. >_>
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Yeah...I'll be back with something later.

    I DECREE THAT THIS IS NOW A FULL ON MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER LESBIAN ROLE PLAYING GAME.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    So...hehehe...

    Leseee...

    Bob was a lovely man...

    no wait, there's something wrong here. Although I dunno what it is.

    OK, here I come, second attempt...

    So, Everest was a lovely girl...

    nonononononononononononononononononononononono...wronger!

    Oh! I know!

    INUH was a pretty young girl who just had finished high....

    No, wait, INUH is in college, damn it. 

    Glenn Magus Harvey had just started posting in this site called IJBM

    no, wait, Glenn is god, he can't just have started.

    Vorpy was an insane lesbian from hell...

    no, too accurate.

    Waltzy was a lovely woman, looking for se...

    ewww, that's your sister, jackass.

    ...hmmmm...

    DYRE was a mysterious young girl who just...

    Nah, that'd make DYRE happy.

    Fuck, I can't write fanfiction for shit. >_>
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 19:17:21
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >Everest
    >lovely
    >nonononononononononononononononononononononono

    Hey, now. You'd think I would at least be written as the cast bishie or something, on account of my fondness for my wig and the strange pride I take in being somehow mistakable for a girl. Don't you know me at all, Juan? -cries-

    Though going by that one picture I saw of DYRE, he might have me beat in the bishie department.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    He flicked the straw to the ground, his trusty steed stomping over it in a puff of dust. Juan turned his eyes up towards the sky, his cowboy hat shielding from the sun's powerful glow. He was a loner. A marauder. And inconspicuously, a woman in disguise. He was Juan. Lesbian Cowboy.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Keep my out of this, I hate all-female casts yet I like Lucky Star and Strike Witches
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    This might not be all-female cast. But female characters are the only ones that will be romanticized.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I DECREE THAT THIS IS NOW A FULL ON MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER LESBIAN ROLE PLAYING GAME.
    So I guess I lack a pair of important qualifications for this?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Snappy:....Then why not make it all-female?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Don't you know me at all, Juan? -cries-

    From what you just wrote, I think the proper reaction is, "nope.avi"

    Besides, I did it all based simply in the idea of dudes being dudettes and writing yaoi-as-yuri, but failing because then I get to diss you guys. 

    Lolsowittyandclever. :D

    Also, I've been called a lesbian here before, Snappy, just sayin'. :p
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    So I guess I lack a pair of important qualifications for this?

    You also have a handicap between your legs. A small one, mind, but one nonetheless. 
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 19:20:47
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ Well, my post was kind of self-aggrandizing, and therefore in jest, anyway.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-07-17 19:20:43
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^-_-
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    The only way we'll know if INUH is really small is if he shows it to us.

    But let's say that for the YAOI thread.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-07-17 19:23:04
    You can change. You can.
    TROLLING MODERATORS IS FUN. :D

    User was banned for this post.

    ^There will be no yaoi thread as long as I'm standing, you hear me? 
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 19:22:22
    Snappy:....Then why not make it all-female?

    Because that's what shitty writers do.

    Also, does anyone know a more elegant word for "ass"?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Gluts. 

    And this is why I don't write erotica. 
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 19:24:21
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ Nope. Though I'm fine with that, since it's the superior fetishized part of the body anyway.

    ^Ew. That's a horrible name for such a beautiful thing.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Posterior, if you're okay with purple prose :P
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 19:24:41
    ^^^...

    Y'know, I think I'll just stick with ass.

    ^See, that might work, but I don't want it to sound pretentious. Ass it is!
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Derriere?

    My preferred euphemism is "bottom", though.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ^Ew. That's a horrible name for such a beautiful thing.

    inorite
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Bottom? Derriere? Tail?
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Backside.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Anyway, I normally recommend not going with anything but Bottom. Purple Prose tends to ruin erotica, as well as profanity, as they're both easily seen as attempts at trying too hard.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Badonkadonk.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    *Writes all of this to make clever insults such as Bottombothered"
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Bottom is usually the best choice.

    But too much Purple Prose and it's pretentious. Too much cursing and it's immature. You need a little of both, mixed in the right way.
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