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Lesbian Fiction Thread (NSFW)

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  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    I'm sorry, I can't fap to spiders. 
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Ooh, ooh, let me try!


  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-17 23:18:14
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    "i wuld right story..."  sayed everst sadly, "but i m far too busy
    now..."  He looked at the ground, filling with depressed and sorrow, but
    then something suprising happen!  from behind came bob!  everst
    happied!  "boob!  ur good at rite storys!  u can help!"  bob smiled
    wonderously and licked everst's ear just like a lickitongue (AN:
    lickitongue is a POKEYMAN) and sed "but everst darling, you no need
    right story... we can MAKE story!"  everst happy for juts a second, but
    tehn he sadded again "but... I are not lesbeen girl..."  and he wanted
    to go slit his rists for not being lesbeen girl



    "tahts EASY!" sayed bob. "I can MAEK u a lesbeen girl!!!1" 
    "REALY?????//" everst questioned.  "YAH."  and tehn bob waved his cok
    and suddenly everst and bob was lesbeen girl!  it was a micrale!  "wow!" and
    everst had a happy again.  then bob took of everst's cloths and her own
    cloths and they kissed with tounge and bit each other and made sex. 
    "this is the best night of my life" sayed everst.



    then juan came in like a JERK and penised all over everyone



    THE END
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 23:10:16
    Has friends besides tanks now
    It's . . . it's beautiful.

    Hmm . . .
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 23:10:40
    ^^^^I sat up in my bed, wondering what I had just heard. Whatever it was, it was coming right outside of my window, as if someone was walking on the walls outside of it. But, that was impossible. Even if someone could scale walls, who'd go up to the fifth floor? I figured I must have been hearing things and went back to sleep.

    It wasn't until about thirty minutes later when I woke up again, disturbed by the sound of what I was sure was the lamp next to my bed falling over and being broken. Instead of a broken lamp, I saw a giant spider, mounted on top of me and sticking his pedipalps into my vagina. Naturally, I screamed as loud as I could, before he tried to stop me.

    "Woah, woah, calm down, please!"

    "Wait, what the- huh? Y-y-you can ta-talk?"

    "Duh."

    I screamed again, this time being met with responses from my neighbors ranging from "shut up you stupid whore" to "I swear to god I will come down there and shoot you, stop waking me up".

    "Please, let me explain! I couldn't find any giant female spiders, and-"

    Before he could finish, I punched him in the face and jumped out of bed, running towards my door. In a panic, the spider used about two legs to pin me down while using two more to push my head to the floor, muffling my screams.

    "I... I'm terribly sorry about this. I promise it won't be that bad, please forgive me..."
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    It's still not doing anything for me. Sorry.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 23:16:44
    ^^"...Uh... What happened?" I opened my eyes to find myself in a hospital, surrounded by my friends and family. My mother was the first to speak up.

    "You, well... You blacked out while you were in labour, honey. You're a mother now!"

    "Wait, what? But, I've never had sex! How could I have given birth to anything?"

    I looked around the room in a panic, and that's when I saw him. The giant spider, sitting on the far right of the room in a chair, looking at me with an expression that I assumed was joy of some sort.

    "Isn't it wonderful, darling? I just know you're going to make an excellent mother!"

    Those were the last words I heard before I fainted.

    ^Who cares? This isn't for you, GTFO!
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-17 23:17:09
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    BOB WUT U THINK OF MY STORY

    DID YOU CUM WHEN U READ OR WUT
  • BobBob
    Needs moar guro.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 23:33:36
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Forzarita, confident in her hastily-typed story and the amusement it could provide, laid back against her computer chair and sighed.

    The light went out, leaving Forzarita's computer screen as the sole source of illumination.

    "Yo, Forzarita."

    Forzarita spun her pimpin' computer chair around to find a vaguely-Mexican-looking girl with gigantic, positively ELEPHANTINE boobs, smiling at her in the darkness, with her head tilted and bloodlust on the mind.

    "Uh . . . Eva?"

    "Yup. I see you've been spilling it to your faggot-ass neckbeard weeaboo friends that Bob and I were up to some things. Some things that I, personally, would have liked to keep private. I might just have to -ahem- moderate your actions."

    "Oh God, no." Forzarita gulped and backed her chair away, into her desk, forgetting that she could simply get her sweet ass out of the chair. "Don't ban me, Eva, I didn't do anything wrong . . . did I? ;_;"

    "Ban you? Whoever said anything about banning?" Eva laughed to herself a bit, and stepped to the side to reveal a blue-haired woman with a mustache and a mighty python in her hands. "No, no. Bob here has something much sexier planned for you."

    Forzarita stared at the long python staring at her.

    "Fuck."

    "Damn right, fuck," said Bob.

    All Forzarita could do was type "NONONONONOIIIIIIIIIIJHB GHFG" as Bob and Eva got to work.

    TO BE CONTINUED?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    EVERST AND BOB: THE SEAQUILL

    "hey! juan!" angered everst "y u penis all over me an bob! we were havin LESBEEN SEX." juan cakled and then penised some more. "i LIKE TO PENIS" he yell with glee.

    then bob stood up, everst's sex juice splashing every where, and yell! "juan! u SON OF BITCH"

    "uh oh" sayed juan "i better get out of heer" but he couldn't becus he was penising too hard. "HIYAAAAA" scream lesbeen bob as she reach out and rip juan's cock off

    "OW BITCH" yell juan, and he went like to hit bob and everst, but then he die of blood loss. bob eat the cock with triumph.

    "yay you defeats him!" cheer lesbeen everst and then they had more lesbeen sex on juan's coprse

    THE END
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-17 23:29:50
    ^^Positively perfect in every way, but I only have one bit of criticism.

    Eva's boobs are an island in the Nile River?

    Still, bravo! :D

    ^
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-17 23:29:14
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^ D:
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    NONONONONOIIIIIIIIIIJHB GHFG
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    god fucking dammit Forzare

    you're gonna kill me with laughter
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 23:34:28
    Has friends besides tanks now
    @Bob: Thanks! :D

    Oh, and my boobs are for comic effect, of course. Sexy comic effect, but still.

    ^^ You know you love it.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Anyone else wanna continue what I started, by chance? I want to get to work actually writing a serious lesbo-sexing sample.

    I had to hold back some laughter there, but my point stands.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-17 23:39:35
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^ no

    also I would right threequil to the saga of lesbeen bob and everst but i am too busee being molest

    sorry
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    :3c
  • BobBob
    I would, but I do want to follow up on the story I was doing earlier.

    But that'll just have to wait until Forzarita here has learned her lesson about... Whatever the fuck she was doing.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Okay. A couple minutes and I'll post it.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Nah. Let's leave Forzarita's fate to the imagination.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    I'm so confused about who is actually male and who is female...
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-17 23:48:03
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^ Yay, now I can picture a happy ending! :D

    ^ I know that feel, bro.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 23:50:58
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ Vorpy and Counterclock are female, as well as you. Everyone else here is male.

    ^ Depends on what you like, I suppose. If you like Bob's python in your ass, that's great. If not, I laugh at your plight.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    as well as you.
    I find it kinda funny that you specified that.
  • SnappySnappy
    edited 2011-07-17 23:51:16
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    *mfw Bob is female*

    http://myfacewhen.com/163/

    ^I also found that funny :3
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^ D:
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-17 23:53:05
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ Nah, I was just joshin'. Bob's male. :3

    Can't make this too easy for ya, darling.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Oh. Wow. Jeez. You got me. I was like "Holy crap, Bob?!"

    Serenity has returned to my world.
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