How implausable is this situation? (NSFW)

Schitzo

too easy

DYRE

Also because why does that matter?  Nobody cares about cars anyway.

Bob

...Crap, I just assumed it was some more weeaboo shit.

DAMN YOU CHAGEN

DAMN YOU AND YOUR CRAFTY FAKE JAPANESE CARS

Schitzo

Well shit, Resident Evil can have silly weeaboo guns, why cant Chugs?

Chagen

The Ozutsu Ronin does not exist. 

It never existed.

It's a car from Motorstorm Apocalypse.

Bob

Then it does exist.

Y'know, just, not in real life.

THAT STILL COUNTS, DAMMIT.

DYRE

Also this means your story is now a Motorstorm fanfic, I think.

Snappy

Motorstorm isn't that fun. Not fanfic worthy

Chagen

I said flat-out "fuck it".

Now every character possesses a Motorstorm car of some kind.

Fuck, one of the characters, a gearhead, drives around in this:

Chagen

"Motorstorm isn't that fun. Not fanfic worthy "

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT GODDAMN NOW

Bob

...I shouldn't approve of this, but...

Snappy

I don't respond to yelling when it isn't in bed.

Chagen

And that was that. We talked for a little bit, but then we parted ways. I decided to drive down to Alex's house.

As we got in, I decided to tease her. “You're quite cute, Alex. I'm amazed you don't have a boyfriend by now.”
“Yeah....but--”
I interrupted him. “You're a nice girl. You just need to stop being so shy.”
“But I'm--”
“And you're flat-chestedness is absolutely adorable--”
“I'm a guy...”
“Wait, wha--”

oh damn

Bob

And then she turns his penis into a vagina, yes?

TheConductor

It all seems very...simplistic Chagen. It's boring to read, you need to try and describe things a little better, considering this is porn.

Let's take a look at your first paragraph.

“Welcome to Brack, college town of the US!”
“Uh....yeah. Listen, I need to see where I can get housing. I'm gonna live here, not just visit.”
“Take a left down this street, keep going five blocks, and you'll see a nice neighborhood. You should be able to get housing somewhere near there.”
“Thanks.”

Try (Now, this wont be very good, I'm tired, but it's an example of what to work towards).

"Welcome to Brack" said the guard, with a bright, happy smile across his face. "College town of the US!".

The guard stared at me, tilting his head and asked "Are you hear to visit someone?".

"Actually" I told him, brushing my blonde, wavy hair out of my face "I'm actually here to find a place to live".

This was invigorating, I was finally free from home, free to do what I wanted...to do who I wanted. The guard gave me some directions and I drove off without saying goodbye. This, was a new day.

See what I mean?

Bob

"Welcome to Brack", the guard moaned, her lips forming a slight pout as she spoke. "College town of the US!"

She stared at me, eyeing me like a wolf stalking a deer from miles away. She was hungry, and I was the only thing on the menu. She tilted her head, her long, auburn hair swaying gently past her shoulders. "Are you here to visit someone?"

"Actually," I told her, brushing my blonde, wavy hair out of my face "I'm actually here to find a place to live."

This was invigorating, I was finally free from home, free to do what I wanted... to do who I wanted. The guard whispered some directions to me, her naturally pouty lips brushing up against my ear, her breath hot, heavy and yearning. I drove off, saying nothing but giving a coy wink as her innocent smile turned into a devilish smirk. This, was a new day.

TheConductor

^ Even better!

Bob

Great, now I want to start a lesbian fiction thread.

Stupid sexy lesbians, being so fun to write...

TheConductor

I'm not good at writing lesbian porn.

Chagen

Given the way she's talked about the characters, you'd think Mikane was a lesbian.

Snappy

LESBIAN FICTION THREAD?

LETS DO EET

ClockworkUniverse

I have no objections as long as you put "NSFW" in the title.

Snappy

YOU SQUARE

Crimson

What the fuck just happened? Do I have to heresy stamp the shit out of this topic?

All Nines

IJBM: I have a (mostly) yuri VN script in the works, but I'm sixty pages in (though with a couple different branches) and nothing physical has happened yet (at least, between the main character and the others). And it probably sucks so far.

nohaynicklibre

(Just imagine we're on the page before this one)

I like reverse traps. You know, girls that look like boys.Or tomboys anyway. Is that gayer than liking regular traps?

All Nines

I don't think it's gayer. I like reverse traps, too, because at least they don't have penises.

I find some males attractive visually, though usually only faces. The male form is right out.

DYRE

I liked Naoto from Persona 4 until I realized that all the fanart of her gives her big boobs.  She's still awesome in the game though.  (well... she's useless in the game, but I like her)

Bob

I have no objections as long as you put "NSFW" in the title.

YESSSS

I like reverse traps. You know, girls that look like boys.Or tomboys anyway. Is that gayer than liking regular traps?

No, because reverse traps are just that sexy.