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How implausable is this situation? (NSFW)

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  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    I READ it as "Mee-Kah-Neh." Because "Mih-Kayne" makes no goddamn sense, and all it's going to do is confuse and enrage me otherwise.

    The average internet user is no smarter than I am. When you're writing this, think to yourself: "Would HATTER get aroused by this? Can this hold HATTER's attention?" If so, then pat yourself on the back, because you've done what endless parades of high school girls have failed to.

  • AHRAHR
    And, what, she has school 24 hours a day?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Mih-Kayne" does make sense according to English spelling.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    edited 2011-07-16 21:44:51
    Tableflipper
    Mih....um...is that supposed to sound like "my"?

    Or the "Mi" in Michael?
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-16 21:44:58
    [tɕagɛn]
    AHR: No, but I'm not a college student, I know jack-shit about college, and I shouldn't be writing about campus life.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Ed: The I is supposed to be like the I in "it" or "instant".
  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-07-16 21:47:07
    You can have classes at any time in the day, any point in the week.

    So you could easily have one class for all of monday at 1 pm.


    You usually have only about 5 classes a semester, easily.

    I know Cakman had something like two classes on thursday and two classes on tuesday, and one on friday, and that was it.

    Also, said classes were separated by a few hours, even when on the same days.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I know that, I'm just somewhat hesitant writings things I don't know, lest we fall into Critical Research Failure.
  • AHRAHR
    And yet you think the situation you came up with will be any less of CRF?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    There's a thing called Artistic License. You should probably read up on it.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Make her take three of them at once. She'll love it.

    In her pooper.
  • HatterHatter
    edited 2011-07-16 21:56:48
    Glaives are better.

    Fine. I'll write it then.

    Mikane had never been with another woman before. It was an erotic situation that she'd only dreamed about. As her pale, slick, 3/10 body slipped out of the tiny miniskirt she'd rigged into a makeshift tube top, she let loose a nervous titter. "I've never been with another woman before. This is an erotic situation that I've only dreamed about."

    "What wonderful dreams they must have been," Sindy intoned slyly. Her six-fingered hands roamed over Mikane's body, streaking it with orange where ramen powder mingled with the oily lubricant of Mikane's sweat. "I want to make sweet like to you."

    "Oh god help me," Mikane laughed, an anxious belch. "My thighs are going numb."

    "That's because you're going into labor, sweety." Sindy was wearing her most seductive shade of yellow, a bright shade the color of a banana slug. "It matches your eyes," she said, with wonder in her baritone voice.

    "And my skin and my hair!" Mikane cackled. "What are we going to name the child?"

    "Torvald. His name means 'Extinguisher of Light' in the ancient tongue."

    "IA TORVALD!" Mikane shrieked. "IA IA!"

    This writer has Asperger's, so no constructive criticism.

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-16 21:53:48
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ That was glorious.

    There's a thing called Artistic License. You should probably read up on it.\

    ooooooooh snap

    THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-16 21:53:46
    [tɕagɛn]
    Schitzo: How would that even FIT
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    That's what Sindy said.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Also, guys?

    Remember when I said this was fetfic?

    You should all be able to guess what "fet" it's on.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Mars.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Chagen...um...If you are arguing for Artistic License then why did you make this thread?
  • AHRAHR
    You seem to be flip flopping on this Chagen.

    You want it to not be implausible.

    But it's just a fetish fic so we shouldn't be taking this so seriously

    But you want it to be realistic

    And you don't want to write about college life due to fear of CRF

    But you are going to write something else unrealistic, but that's ok because it's an Artistic License.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    What I want is someone to read the fic, and not have a moment where they stop reading and say "THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT!" or "X DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY".
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    diapers do not work that way
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Posts do not work that way.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    hatter does not work that way
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-07-16 22:00:17
    They're somethin' else.
    So you said it felt like a urinal in your mouth.

    Tell me, Vanessa. What did it feel like when daddy fucked you?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Fan clubs do not work that way.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    At the very least, I am willing to change the story slightly.

    Making it so that she's going to school while living in the college town would not affect the plot that much.
  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-07-16 22:16:04
    Why not make her a bored rich kid?

    Or have her be taking 2-4 classes all on one day of the week?

    Or online courses?

    Maybe she inherited the house, and is working online?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Because I want her to be a normal middle-class person.

    Plus, I'm figuring out ways to incorporate her school into the story anyway.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    You know you could just gloss over her school situation entirely. If it's just a not-serious fetish fic like you claim, it doesn't really matter.
  • BobBob
    Just throw in one throwaway line about her school, like, something about how her classes are going well but she needs some cawk a break, or how she decided to take a year off for some much needed cawk relaxation.

    ...Cawk.
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