Images you know you'll never use. (Now NSFW)

MillerCross · 2012-08-19 16:04:53

Oh I didn't mean that you were wrong. Superman got depowered post-Crisis. I just meant to explain why it's still a thing.

Well it's that and "People doubt that the big dorky farm boy in glasses is actually the embodiment of the American Dream"

Icalasari · 2012-08-19 18:42:09

The sponge skeleton is stretching it though

I mean, come on, I could believe the hypnosis, but that requires him to be there

Ponicalica · 2012-08-19 20:31:54

What if everyone at the Daily Planet actually knew that Clark Kent was Superman but never said anything because they didn't want to upset him?

Firebert · 2012-08-19 20:41:34

Then they're all douchebags in the pictured issue for insisting he's not Clark Kent.

Icalasari · 2012-08-19 21:10:57

^^ Would explain a lot

Like how he can keep his job despite his superheroing

MillerCross · 2012-08-19 21:27:34

No it wouldn't. If anything, Perry White would fire him right away for not letting Supes become the Daily Planet's mascot or something.

Plus Supes writes his articles at 1500 words per minute as poor Lois can attest to.

Icalasari · 2012-08-19 22:00:41

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DYRE · 2012-08-19 22:09:43

Is it even possible to have a picture that looks shittier than that one?

All Nines · 2012-08-19 22:16:52

Doubtful, but this one comes close.

. . . No, this one's quality is worse. But it amused me a bit.

Firebert · 2012-08-20 00:21:46

Bee · 2012-08-20 00:43:03

Icalasari · 2012-08-20 02:32:59

The second last panel reminds me of Alex

MadassAlex · 2012-08-20 03:49:30

On the other hand, Dragon Age was little better in that respect. <_<

Icalasari · 2012-08-20 04:00:51

...Still wondering how one would use half those JRPG swords... You'd have to be some sort of demi god or something to compensate for just the weight alone. I mean, shit, they look like Hercules would struggle with them

Nova · 2012-08-20 04:05:58

Well... Most of them do have enhanced strength and such.

I mean, the poster child of this in JRPG's, Cloud, was a super-soldier, which was the explanation for his superhuman strength.

Kraken · 2012-08-20 04:06:32

I don't even know how they can fight like demigods without any sort of stance.

I'm looking at you, Sephiroth.

Icalasari · 2012-08-20 04:44:50

NSFW

Not sure what it is... But it IS hypnotic...

MillerCross · 2012-08-20 05:53:38

I mean, the poster child of this in JRPG's, Cloud, was a super-soldier, which was the explanation for his superhuman strength.

Cloud was Captain America.

Aerith was Peggy

Nova · 2012-08-20 06:01:13

Cap doesn't have superhuman strength.

Alkthash · 2012-08-20 09:40:52

Depends on which Cap. 616 Cap is basically the pinicle of human physical potential so he is like a lot of Olympic athletes rolled into one guy. Ultimate Cap is explicitly super human though. He's also a total tool though.