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If you lose your virginity to someone, and later you break up...

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  • BobBob
    ...What? The comment about the thing from The Addams family?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I like how Thing now has the capacity to suck my cock.

    Don't even try to find any irony in this post, that's awesome.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    That's so....-teary eyes- cute. Wittle Handie is so cutie
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    No, the page she linked from that post.

    It didn't help that it was night, and my Ipod shut off right as I saw it
  • MoerinMoerin
    Chagen doesn't seem to appreciate cuteness.  Oh well, that's his loss~
  • BobBob
    Oh. Okay. Kind of a delayed reaction, though. :P
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    My Ipod shut off

    What the fuck could I do
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    God dammit.

    It's 2:00 in the morning

    It's cold

    I have no pants on

    And I can't go to sleep

    God dammit
  • BobBob
    Giggity.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I find your lack of pants disturbing, Chagen.
  • MoerinMoerin
    Well, there's one way to warm yourself up, especially since your pants are already off... >.> <.<
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I have no pants on

    And I can't go to sleep

    If you jerk off furiously enough, you might tire yourself out enough to get a proper damn sleep.

    Or just get really damn hungry, but it's worth a try.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I missed a lot >_>, quit talking about stuff when I go away!
  • BobBob
    Really, all that you missed is that I'm not the only guro fan here (YES!), and Chagen is totally looking for someone to have their way with his borderline-shota ass but doesn't want to admit it.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I HAVE NO PANTS AND I MUST SLEEP
  • MoerinMoerin
    Huh?  What's that about guro~?

    (...Well, if you add up the whole liking blood, bloodletting, amputees and the like, I think that adds up to guro... Right? >.> <.<)
  • BobBob
    YES

    ONE OF US

    ONE OF US

    ONE OF US

    -grabs Moerin, drags her to my cave while chanting "ONE OF US"-
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Guro doesn't bother me, but I don't get the appeal, either.

    Bloodplay is all good fun, though.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    So Bob is a midget now.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I thought this was common knowledge.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I'm gonna follow Alex's advice.

    I printed out Madoka Magica Hentai on our family printer. I'm pretty sure this isn't what my parents intended that printer to be used for, but screw them.
  • MoerinMoerin
    GABBA-GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU WE ACCEPT YOU ONE OF US

    GABBA-GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU WE ACCEPT YOU ONE OF US



    ...Ahem. >.>
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Wait, why print it
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Because I was bored.
  • DYREDYRE
    Why Madoka hentai?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-11 02:30:56
    So, according to IJBM canon, I'm a sexy dancing African-American blonde redheaded drug-addicted vampire egg Sino-French teenage werewolf babysitter midget father who is really Michael Jackson, Tila Tequila, Lady Gaga, Jimi Hendrix, Courtney Love, and Jim Morrison in disguise, all of those being disguises to hide the fact that I'm actually the Lizard Queen?

    I can dig it.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-07-11 02:31:03
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Jerking is best done at the computer for the most customised experience possible.

    Hentai in one window, live action in the other, switch according to momentary preference.

    ^ I'D TAP IT
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Hentai in one window, live action in the other, switch according to momentary preference. 

    so i'm not the only one who does that, huh?

    Anyway, Bob, Lizard Queen and Jim Morrison are redundant. It all depends on whehther you wear leather pants, though
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    DYRE: It's not Hentai per se.....really just a ass-shot of a diapered Madoka (her diaper has some cute Kyubbey prints~)......>_>
  • MoerinMoerin
    ...

    >.<
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