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If you lose your virginity to someone, and later you break up...

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  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    If I give my virginity to a girl and she breaks up with me, I'm going to want it back. 
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    we must take this to a logical conclusion and ban sex.
  • BobBob
    I dislike the idea of flirting/random dating/temporary relationships/whatever, and would only get in a relationship if I am serious about it.

    You do know that flirting doesn't mean you don't want a serious relationship, right?

    Also, Chagen: Buy a fleshlight.

    But srsly, your views are likely going to change once you actually have sex / get in a relationship, which will (probably) happen once your teenage hormones start taking control.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-10 22:03:41
    [tɕagɛn]
    My teenage hormones have taken control.

    Why do you think I crave for a girlfriend so much?
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Why do you want a girlfriend?  You want something from the ground up?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-10 22:07:40
    Oh. Well, maybe that wasn't the best choice of words.

    What I meant to say was, you're still young. While it's not guaranteed, those ideals / morals / things that you have will most likely change as you get older. I'm not saying to disregard them or anything, I'm just saying you shouldn't make such a big deal about them right now.

    ^
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    You can't get a perfect Level 100 pokemon the moment you start a new file on a pokemon game, unless you cheat.

    Therefore chagen, you either find a generic level 5 girl to practice on, until you find your perfect level 100 girl, train the level 5 girl into a perfect Level 100 girl, or you cheat and use unsavory methods to get your own level 100 girl without having to waste time or do relationship grinding.
  • curiousTraitorcuriousTraitor
    I think relationship grinding is what he wants to avoid.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Then he needs to find a bride farmer.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-07-10 22:56:20
    There's always the option of, you know, waiting a while before jumping into your girl's pants.  It's why we have dating and stuff.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-10 22:52:46
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Then he needs to find a bride farmer.

    Or a hooker.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Or you could just get Missingno.
  • BeeBee
    Make sure nothing crawls into the wrong spot in your inventory though or you might end up with bazillions of scabies.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Amazingly enough, my first girlfriend was fairly attractive. Hold the applause. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Or a hooker.

    Hookers require money, and I am assuming Chagen refuses to pay for the perfect girl, and would like to find one somewhere online for free...which is impossible because GirlISOs got shut down by a copyright claim made by Hasbro Inc.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^^ -golf clap-
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    So I guess he should use a dating sim.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Therefore chagen, you either find a generic level 5 girl to practice on, until you find your perfect level 100 girl, train the level 5 girl into a perfect Level 100 girl, or you cheat and use unsavory methods to get your own level 100 girl without having to waste time or do relationship grinding."

    I don't really have a problem with getting a girlfriend who fits most of my criteria.

    Sexuality still hits a rocky road, though...
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "So I guess he should use a dating sim."

    Ever guess why I play Eroge a lot?

    /FOREVER ALONE
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^....how? If she is a girl it shouldn't be a problem.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Amazingly enough, my first girlfriend was fairly attractive. Hold the applause. 

    I'm going to applaud not because you had a fairly attractive girlfriend, nor because you had a girlfriend. I'll applaud because you had a friend. -claps-
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-10 23:02:26
    [tɕagɛn]
    Vorpy: Autonepiophilia isn't exactly common, you know.

    It's also 90% less common in girls.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Stop making fetishes requirements or milestones to meet. They are perks. They should be the last thing you think about when trying to meet a girl. For best results, don't bring it up at all unless you are at least 4 months into the relationship.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-10 23:05:13
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    That seems like the exact wrong thing to be a dealbreaker.

    vopry u ninjar
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    The reason I say this is because a girl can be a diaper fetishist all she wants, but that doesn't mean it's going to be super mega awesome unless she's just a harem girl. Girls whose personality and attributes revolve around niche sexualities and fetishes are usually...kind of fucking insane and very moody and tsund- bipolar.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Vorpy: And what if she dissapproves? What am I supposed to do then?

    And I'd like to not have to jerk off to porn I got off of newfapchan when I'm in a relationship.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Dude...who cares if your girl won't tie you to a bed, make you wear a diaper and then whip you or whatever.

    A girl's love is worth more than a girl who is just there to please your dick.

    Of course, if you can get both, or a middle point between those, it'd be wonderful.
  • vacasamavacasama
    edited 2011-07-10 23:10:07
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    ^^^ Aren't they also high maintenance too?
  • BobBob
    What Vorpy and Forzare said. It's not like I only date people who are sexually attracted to...

    ...

    FUCK I FORGOT WHAT FETISHES I HAVE
  • BeeBee
    All of them :3
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