THE IJBM "I HAVE NEVER" GAME

Vivi

I've also kind of buttshy...I don't really like to do things to it myself...But others have.

And I've never played Warhammer 40k.

Or eaten goat milk.

delta534

I've done a few things so far, but not very many.

I have never seen two girls, one cup

DonZabu

>I have never eaten goat meat.

People do that?

>I have never played the Warhammer 40,000 table top game.

Me neither. Though I think I'd like the fantasy version better.

>I have never seen two girls, one cup

-high fives-

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I have never masturbated to Chocolate Rain.

Vorpy

I have never seen two girls, one cup

I haven't! When people warn me something is horrible, I avoid it. Which is why I don't know what Blue waffle, QQQQQ or 2 girls 1 cup/1 guy 1 jar/other variants.

No goat milk for me.

I haven't watched SotD while drunk.

Crimson

>People do that?

They do. Goat meat curry in particular is delicious.

GLORIOUSLeader

I have never eaten lamb.

Moerin

Never seen two girls one cup, because I know better than to look it up. >.>  And scat is just one of my biggest turn-offs, so... Yeah.  (Just thinking about it makes me kind of ill, to be honest.)

...People masturbate to Chocolate Rain?

Oh god I love lamb!  It's not my favourite meat, but it's probably up there.

I have never exposed myself indecently on purpose.

DonZabu

^^ Fuck, I love lamb. Cook it with some garlic, pour the juice that runs off it on some rice, my tastebuds are getting a lapdance.

I have never gotten a lapdance.

Vorpy

I have never exposed myself indecently on purpose.

I cannot say no to this question.

I have never eaten lamb.

Lamb chops.

Vivi

I've exposed myself indecently on purpose many times.

And I've gotten a lapdance.

I've never thought about killing myself, seriously.

Counterclock

I've exposed myself >_>

I was young... so sue me.

I've never taken drugs for something other than their given purpose.

Vorpy

I have never gotten a lapdance.

:'[

my lap is Forever Alone

I've never thought about killing myself, seriously.

....I have. I think around 5 times.

Vivi

Well, what is weed's given purpose? Because I've done it to get high.

Vorpy

I've never taken drugs for something other than their given purpose.

I abused Risperdal and Olanzapine on the old IJBM and people laughed.

Moerin

Never gotten a lapdance.  Any volounteers~? >.> <.<

I've... Thought about it seriously before, yes.  I've had my darker patches, see.  But ultimately in the end I came to the conclusion that it was a stupid idea that didn't solve anything, so... Yeah.

Vivi

Oh and Ritalin. I used it a lot last year to do better in school.

@Moerin: 'll give you one later, babe That's what I'm here for.

Vivi

I've never NOT wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen.

Vorpy

I have never had an emo breakdown in front of the person I liked.

I have had an emo breakdown in front of the person I liked.

Vivi

I have never had an emo breakdown in front of the person I liked.

Haha, oh yes. People in this thread alone know about that.

DonZabu

@Moerin: I've had my brushes.

@Vorpy: I've probably had one, and I've tempered several from people who liked me.

I have never had sex with a woman. Or done much of anything, for that matter. ._.

Vorpy

I've never NOT wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen.

Only because I would be lonely and I would have to kill people I wouldn't want to.

Vivi

I'd probably be lonely at first, and I feel as though having to kill my mom would be inevitable, which would just break me. But, I feel like I could find some of my friends.

Moerin

@Vivi: I look forward to it, eheh~ ^___^



In the words of the great Salvador Dali, "I do not take drugs.  I am drugs."



...So yeah, never taken recreational drugs.  They'd just make me even more fucked up, ahah.



Uh... Zombie apocalypse?  Not my kind of apocalypse, to be honest. 
Unless there are some cute, fresh zombie gi- Um, ahem, you didn't see
that. >.<



...I've had emo breakdowns in front of many people I've liked.  Ugh.

As stated before, I've had sex with a woman.  Once.

I have never NOT fantasized about crossdressers.

Vorpy

I have never NOT fantasized about crossdressers.

Only once, with this ugly Transie we have in my hometown. He's gross as fuck.

But other than that, Hellooooo sailor.

vacasama

They'd just make me even more fucked up.

You seem rather normal if a little odd.

Chagen

Oh jesus he's cute~

Icalasari

Alright, large list to admit to:

-I have masturbated to stuff with guys in it before

-I have not only tried to put my genitals to my mouth, but succeeded in licking my penis

-I have used a urinal. I am a male, after all

-I have masturbated to someone in the same class

-I have masturbated to something with an animal in it >.> Videos with snakes eating are the only way to get anything close to real life vore

-I have done surreptitious things with my anus. Specifically, I fingered it a bit

-I have had serious suicidal thoughts before



Let's see...

I have never played the Half Life series

EDIT: And a bunch of other stuff that was posted while I typed this!

-I've never fantasized about crossdressers to my memory. Although it wouldn't surprise me if I did

And if oral sex counts, then yes, I have had sex with a woman

Crimson

Why don't we just ditch the "I NEVER HAVE" angle and just make this thread "Weird Confessions: The IJBM Edition".

DonZabu

@Vorpy: AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

I have never been so terrified in all my life.

^ It's more fun this way.

DonZabu

Here's a better one:

I have never drank or tasted my own urine.