THE IJBM "I HAVE NEVER" GAME

All Nines

I have not left North America, but I've been to Mexico.

I have never beaten a Legend of Zelda game.

Crimson

>I have never beaten a Megaman platformer.

DYRE

I have never vacationed outside of my home continent
I have never beaten a Legend of Zelda game. Only Ocarina of Time, though.
I have never beaten a Megaman platformer. 1-3,5-8,X1,X4-6,X8,Zero1

DonZabu

I have never donated blood.

GLORIOUSLeader

The only countries I have gone to are Canada and the Bahamas.

I have never watched a stripper. 

Bob

Not in person, at least.

I have never read a book about the psychological effects of porn.

Malkavian

For a psych class. Don't even remember the name.

I have never had a pet spider.

Vorpy

I have never had a pet spider.
I have never read a book about the psychological effects of porn.
I have never watched a stripper.  Not a very good one, but I watched her.
I have never donated blood.  I willingly donated blood.
I have never beaten a Megaman platformer. MEGAMAN X4
I have never beaten a Legend of Zelda game.

Bob

As elitist / nostalgia-fag-ish / whatever-ish as this is going to sound, I feel sorry for the poor bastards who can actually say that.

I have never had sex with a plushie.

GLORIOUSLeader

I have never masturbated to a picture of a friend.

DonZabu

I've never had a pet spider.

I've never read a book like that, but I have heard some pretty ridiculous claims to that effect by anti-porn activists.

I haven't beaten Megaman or Zelda, but I have beaten most of the 2D Mario platformers. Not saying much, I know.

The thought of having sex with plushies makes me wretch.

I have never had phone sex.

IanExMachina

I can't donate blood. (Fucking stupid laws.)

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I've read books and papers and such on the psychological effects of porn.

I have had phone sex

I have never had a great one night stand.

Vorpy

I have never had a great one night stand.
I have never had phone sex.

Yes. Forever Disappointed.
No. Forever Disappointed.

IanExMachina

^

(Psst you forgot your own 'I have never' thingy)

All Nines

Out of everything listed since my last post, I have never done any of them.

I have never watched Glee.

wannabeotaking

I saw an episode at a friend's it wasn't my cup of tea. 

I have never had sex

Vorpy

I HAVE NEVER NECRO'D A THREAD FOR NO REASON.

All Nines

I have never had sex

Me neither. Feels bad, man.

I HAVE NEVER NECRO'D A THREAD FOR NO REASON.

Me neither. Though I'm glad you rezzed this thread. It was pretty fun.

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I have never turned a summer homework assignment in late. (Inspired by just now finishing my AP Statistics homework).

ClockworkUniverse

Reply to everything on page 1: 

I have never spent money on pornography. 

I have never jerked off to anything with a visible male in it, including straight visual pornography. 

I have never tried to put my mouth to my genitals. (I'd heard it was possible and got curious) 

I have never used a urinal. 

I have never watched tentacle porn. 

I have never bought a Daft Punk album. 

I have never masturbated to something with an animal in it. 

I have never had sex with the same girl more than four times. (or at all) 

I have never hurt or killed a small animal out of anger. Unless bugs count. Though even then, it's not really anger usually. 

I have never seen a Michael Bay movie. I think. 

I have never masturbated to anything involving bodily waste. 

I have never seen a movie by Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Francis Ford Coppola, or Spike Lee. 

I have never watched Hentai that I've liked. (read, on the other hand...) 

 I have never done surreptitious things with my anus. 

I have never played the Warhammer 40,000 table top game. (Can't find anyone else who plays...) 

I have never watched Shaun of the Dead while drunk. Or at all. 

I have never eaten goat meat. 

I have never seen two girls, one cup 

I have never masturbated to Chocolate Rain. 

I have never eaten lamb. 

I have never exposed myself indecently on purpose. 

I've never thought about killing myself, seriously. 

I've never taken drugs for something other than their given purpose. 

I've never NOT wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen. 

I have never had an emo breakdown in front of the person I liked. 

I'll do page 2 in a bit.

Tnu1138

I have never finished every possible quest in any Sandbox RPG.

ClockworkUniverse

I have never had sex with a woman. Or done much of anything, for that matter. 

I have never NOT fantasized about crossdressers. 

I have never played the Half Life series 

I have never drank or tasted my own urine. 

I have never really wanted to be sexually dominated. 

I have never wanted to sexually dominate anyone. 

I have never gotten drunk Not very drunk, but still.

I have never been caught in a compromising position by someone I found attractive. 

I have never imagined I was having sex with a character from a video game or fictional series. 

I have never cross-dressed. 

I have never played this game before the IJBM version we are playing now 

I have never fapped to ponies. 

I have never gotten my drivers license 

I have never had sex in a public place where I could easily be caught. See the top of this post.

I have never played the saxophone 

I have never spent a hundred dollars or more on a single piece of anime-related merchandise. 

That's page 2 covered.

ClockworkUniverse

Never have I ever been kicked out of a club/drinking establishment. 

I have never gone to bed hugging an inanimate object and pretending it was a person. 

I have never fantasized about murdering somebody I didn't like in school. 

I have never gotten into a physical fight that I wasn't able to win. 

I have never not continually misread the topic title as "I HAVE NEVER CAME". 

I have never been in a relationship lasting longer than three months. Or at all.

I have never punched anyone in the face. 

I have never given someone else a pair of my underwear. 

I have never intentionally harmed myself. 

I have never spend more than 10 dollars or more on a single piece of anime-related merchandise. 

I have never had anything on my computer of sexual nature that I didn't want others to see. 

I have never enjoyed listening to opera music. 

I have never enjoyed listening to classical music. 

I've never seen a glory hole in real life. 

I have never vacationed outside of my home continent 

Page 3 done.

ClockworkUniverse

I have never beaten a Legend of Zelda game. All but the first two and Spirit Tracks.

I have never beaten a Megaman platformer. 

I have never donated blood.

I have never watched a stripper. You mean in person, right?

I have never read a book about the psychological effects of porn. 

I have never had sex with a plushie. 

I have never had phone sex. 

I have never had a great one night stand. Or one at all.

I have never watched Glee. 

I have never had sex Didn't I already say that?

I have never turned a summer homework assignment in late. Stupid school told me I was signed up for a different class.

Done! And I probably missed like 10-20 things.

FrodoGoofballCoTV

I have spent money on pornography.
I have jerked off to anything with a visible male in it, including straight visual pornography.
I have used a urinal.
I have watched tentacle porn.
I have eaten lamb.
I brush my teeth at least once a day.
I have thought about killing myself, seriously.
I have imagined I was having sex with a character from a video game or fictional series.
I have gone to bed hugging an inanimate object and pretending it was a person.  Specifically, see above.
I have gotten into a physical fight that I wasn't able to win.
I have had anything on my computer of sexual nature that I didn't want others to see.
I have enjoyed listening to classical music.
I have enjoyed listening to opera music.
I have spent more than 10 dollars (but not more than $100) or more on a single piece of anime-related merchandise.
I have donated blood.
I have watched a stripper.
I had a pet spider.

I did not do any of the other things... as well as I can remember...

I have not... set foot on the soil of a country I was not born in.