THE IJBM "I HAVE NEVER" GAME

IanExMachina

I don't have a license yet, then again the UK has usable public transport.

vacasama

That's works unless the public transport system is shit.

Tnu1138

I have never had sex.

DonZabu

Don't have a license either. I've been thinking of getting a skateboard so that I can get around town faster, but can also carry it on the bus.

I have never played the saxophone.

Icalasari

I have never gone to a bar

All Nines

Now that I'm not relying on my iPhone . .  the things I've done are:

I have jerked off to things with visible males in it, strictly straight visual pornography. 

I have tried to put my mouth to my genitals. Halfheartedly, but I sort of tried.

I have used a urinal.

I have masturbated to somebody in the same class as me.

I have watched tentacle porn. . . . Well, snippets of it, inadvertently. Just remembered that I've deliberately watched and fapped to clips of it. Can't remember the name of the anime.

I have killed ants, some possibly out of anger, most because I was a sadistic child.

I have seen a Michael Bay movie.

All Nines

I have masturbated to things involving bodily waste. Specifically, peeing.

I have watched/read Hentai that I've liked.

I have done surreptitious things with my anus. Specifically, getting rid of the hair there.

I have wanted to be sexually dominated.

I have wanted to sexually dominate someone.

I have played the saxophone.

Also, amazingly, I've never crossdressed.

I have never spent a hundred dollars or more on a single piece of anime-related merchandise.

Tnu1138

I have never brushed my teeth.

Vorpy

I have never spent a hundred dollars or more on a single piece of anime-related merchandise.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

IanExMachina

I have spent money on pornography.

I have jerked off to anything with a visible male in it, including straight visual pornography. 

I have used a urinal.

I have masturbated to somebody in the same class as me.

I have watched tentacle porn.

I have bought a Daft Punk album.

I have had sex with the same girl more than four times.

I have done surreptitious things with my anus.

I have seen two girls, one cup

I have eaten lamb.

I have exposed myself indecently on purpose.

I have fantasized about crossdressers.

I have really wanted to be sexually dominated.

I have wanted to sexually dominate anyone.

I have been caught in a compromising position by someone I found attractive.

I have cross-dressed.

I have had sex in a public place where I could easily be caught.

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My one.

Never have I ever been kicked out of a club/drinking establishment.

Tnu1138

The only part about that that I think is even remotely strange is that you've spent money on porn.

IanExMachina

Drinking game:

Porn Tag.

Get a porn mag, at any point during the night read a 'hilarious' line out of the magazine and throw it at someone, if it hits them they drink and are tagged, if not you drink and are still it.

DYRE

I have never spent money on pornography.
I have never jerked off to anything with a visible male in it, including straight visual pornography.
I have never tried to put my mouth to my genitals. Though, as it turns out, I failed.
I have never used a urinal. Though, until the past year, I'd never used one, I think.
I have never masturbated to somebody in the same class as me.
I have never watched tentacle porn. Though I have read tentacle porn and looked at tentacle porn... >.>
I have never bought a Daft Punk album.
I have never masturbated to something with an animal in it. Um... unless Pokemon count as animals... >.>
I have never had sex with the same girl more than four times. Or more than zero times, for that matter.
I have never hurt or killed a small animal out of anger. Insects are small animals, though I do feel bad when I kill them, even if it's on purpose.
I have never seen a Michael Bay movie. Transformers, Transformers 2, possibly others.
I have never masturbated to anything involving bodily waste. Peeing... >.>
I have never seen a movie by Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Francis Ford Coppola, or Spike Lee. Unless I have, but I have no idea what movies they did.  I don't think I've seen any of their movies though.
I have never watched Hentai that I've liked. Well, I've liked two scenes of one hentai.  That's about it though.  Then again, I also have only ever tried watching two hentai videos, so...
I have never done surreptitious things with my anus. This one makes me giggle, but yeah, haven't done any sneaky butt things.
I have never played the Warhammer 40,000 table top game. Only a few times though.  And I suck.
I have never watched Shaun of the Dead while drunk. I've also never been drunk in the first place.  I have watched Shaun of the Dead though.
I have never eaten goat meat.
I have never seen two girls, one cup Thankfully.
I have never masturbated to Chocolate Rain. Why?
I have never eaten lamb. It was yummy.
I have never exposed myself indecently on purpose.
I have never gotten a lapdance.
I've never thought about killing myself, seriously.
I've never NOT wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen.
I have never had an emo breakdown in front of the person I liked.
I have never had sex with a woman. Or done much of anything, for that matter. ._. :c
I have never NOT fantasized about crossdressers. While I have fantasized about crossdressers before, there have been times when I wasn't.
I have never drank or tasted my own urine. It probably tastes gross.
I have never really wanted to be sexually dominated.
I have never wanted to sexually dominate anyone.
I have never been caught in a compromising position by someone I found attractive.
I have never imagined I was having sex with a character from a video game or fictional series. Several K-On! characters...
I have never cross-dressed. I wouldn't be a very pretty girl.  Girls' clothes are a lot cuter though, so it'd be nice if I could.
I have never fapped to ponies.
I have never had sex in a public place where I could easily be caught. Or in any other place.
I have never played the saxophone.
I have never spent more than a hundred dollars on a single piece of anime-related merchandise.

All Nines

"Several K-On! characters"

Hm. Well, I'm pretty sure I've thought of K-On! characters in sexual situations . . . just not with me. I don't usually imagine myself in sexual situations, and I just plain never imagine myself in sexual situations with anime characters; I usually use a plain but handsome male as a fill-in for myself. Or imagine girl-on-girl.

"several Kodomo no Jikan characters"

But I can safely say that that is a no-go.

Vivi

I have never gone to bed hugging an inanimate object and pretending it was a person.

(This is a lie but I still want to see responses)

DYRE

I definitely have done that.

And also I like to hug a pillow even if I'm not pretending it's a person, just because it feels nice.

Chagen

The amount of people here who have tried to perform autofellatio is somewhat disturbing.

Moerin

I've done the pretending an inanimate object is a person thing, yes.  >.>  A couple of times, even, but I was kind of, uh, in heat, so the speak, so, uh... >.<

...Also on the K-On! thing the only one I've ever fantasized about is Ritsu.  No idea what the hell that says about me, but, uh... yeah. >.<

Vorpy

I have never fantasized about murdering somebody I didn't like in school.

DYRE

I've never fantasized about murdering anyone, for that matter.

Chagen

Does fantasizing about repeatedly smashing them in the face with a desk count?

Moerin

I've fantasized about murdering many, many people. >.>  I just, uh, don't act on it.

IanExMachina

I've fantasised about killing someone I didn't like.

It is cathartic, as I'm a pacifist and against any form of state sanctioned killing also.

DYRE

I find that absolutely nothing that people say is cathartic actually is for me.

Vivi

I've fantasized at killed the entire human race, save for a few people.

All Nines

I'm pretty sure I've fantasized about murdering classmates. It would've been a long time ago, though.

And I've gone to bed with stuff animals before, though I've never pretended that it, or my pillow, was an actual person.

DonZabu

I'm more the type to fantasize about lining the people up boot-camp style and sorely humiliating them in front of their friends, and making them pay tribute to me before they can do anything.

DYRE

That sounds kinda sexy... >.>

Vivi

I have never tried to imagine someone I see naked, unless it is brought to my mind by someone else.

Moerin

I tend to imagine them in cute outfits instead. >.>

...God I love seeing people in cute outfits, eheh~