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THE IJBM "I HAVE NEVER" GAME
If you participated at sleep-overs, or parties or cons then you would know this game.
A person declares "I have never [insert something here". Anyone who HAS done that has to admit it to everyone else. Much fun is had from this. Then another person can declare a "I have never" comment and the others can reply accordingly. If you have done said thing, you can admit to it with everyone else too.
This should be fun if people decide not to be fuckwads about it, so let's do it, ey?
I have never spent money on pornography.
A person declares "I have never [insert something here". Anyone who HAS done that has to admit it to everyone else. Much fun is had from this. Then another person can declare a "I have never" comment and the others can reply accordingly. If you have done said thing, you can admit to it with everyone else too.
This should be fun if people decide not to be fuckwads about it, so let's do it, ey?
I have never spent money on pornography.
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Nope. I'm far too broke for that.
I have never jerked off to anything with a visible male in it, including straight visual pornography.
^I have. Sometimes it's only males.
I have never tried to put my mouth to my genitals.
...I was testing my flexibility.
I have never used a urinal.
And I've used a urinal.
I have...masturbated to it, but never jerked off to it. Mostly sex videos my friend made.
I have tried and failed.
I have, I ended up pissing all over my clothes...
I have never masturbated to somebody in the same class as me.
...But on that note, I have masturbated to stuff with a visible male in it. But yaoi can be cute sometimes so, uh, yeah. >.>
I have never tried to put my genitals to my mouth, the urge has never occured to me.
...I've used a urinal. Ahem. >.>
I have never watched tentacle porn.
Is that really something to be ashamed of?
I have never bought a Daft Punk album.
Bible Black Origins, mother fuckers! It was weird and funny, but I am not sure if I would ever really masturbate to it.
Arrr, I be a pirate. I steal their music from youtube....T_T
I have never masturbated to something with an animal in it.
^^^^ Why use YouTube? Archive Utility is your friend.
^^^ That's also not a very bad thing.
I have never had sex with the same girl more than four times.
Wait, if used in a lifetime context, yes. I have.
Me neither. Though I have scolded my cat for waking me up at 6.
I have never seen a Michael Bay movie.
Also ew beastiality. >.< Ugh. Never masturbated to anything with an animal in it, no.
...I've only ever had sex with a girl once, so... >.> Sigh...
Never hurt or killed a small animal out of anger. Did once try to beat up a dead crow, which is one of the many reasons I don't drink alcohol.
I have unfortunately not only seen Michael Bay movies, I have seen the shittiest shitfest of an impossibly dull movie called Dark of the Moon, and it completely killed my imagination for about a week it was so vapidly dull and terrible. >.<
I have never masturbated to anything involving bodily waste.
Both transformers movies! High five!
You mean like shit/piss? Nope.avi
I have never spied on people having sex or being naked.
I liked Sono Hanabiri Suzuche Wo or whatever it's name was. It was cute and brought a tear to my eye.
I have watched parts of the Goodfellas, so yes.
@Moe: ...occasionally.
@GL: I've only seen Apocalypse Now and parts of Goodfellas.
@Neo: Sometimes, it's good.
@Vorpy: Haven't had the opportunity.
I have never done surreptitious things with my anus.
I have never played the Warhammer 40,000 table top game.
Fucking model prices...
Nor have I.
FUCK
I... Have watched hentai I like. I generally have no interest in porn, but that doesn't mean that the occasional thing doesn't catch my eye. Even if I'm more interested in the actual plot than the porn itself. >.>
Never spied on sex/naked people. Voyeurism isn't my thing.
...No comment to the anus statement.
Oh hey, I love Warhammer 40,000! But to be honest, I'm a bigger fan of the fantasy version. It's so much better, really. >.>
I don't drink alcohol, so... Shaun of the Dead is cool times, though.
Goat meat... Never gotten around to that. I've eaten some kinda unusual meats, though, so this strikes me as kind of odd.