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  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    eelektross



    for christs sake



    stop posting about your dick
  • Is it weird that I don't mind hearing about Eelektross's dick?

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    sentences i never expected to read just before i went to bed: both of the above

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    @Eelektross: Dude, are you sleep deprived again?

  • You can change. You can.

    I don't really mind talking about these things with friends.


    internet people are not friends though. 


    so i have declared

  • Kichigai birthday!!

    ^   ;_;

  • a little muffled

    internet people are not friends though.
    I thought we had something juan T_T

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I need to change a lightbulb.


    All the appropriate lightbulbs in the house are pink.


    WTF?

  • edited 2012-07-24 12:38:01
    smote

    ...

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Okay, so it turns out that Gravity Falls is a great show.



    Disney channel what are you doing



    you're not supposed to have good shows anymore
  • edited 2012-07-24 12:50:52
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "Is it weird that I don't mind hearing about Eelektross's dick?"



    I only mind because he keeps doing it in spite of the people who do mind repeatedly telling him they don't want to know.



    Having said that, @Eelektross, we've told you a bunch of times not to do that, so if you do it again, it'll be a ban, k? (Assuming you aren't banned for this time)
  • You can change. You can.

    Forzare: if you count XD, well...there's the Avengers.

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    ...At first glance, I thought you were randomly breaking out into laughter in the middle of a sentence.

  • You can change. You can.

    the internet has ruined every single possible binary combination starting with X or :


    oh and =

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Chilling at a religious retreat, which is why I've been so absent. Might go swimming in a bit.

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    Xλ?

  • You can change. You can.

    yeap.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Yeah, I'd say that looks like someone yelling really loud. I might have to start using that one.

  • edited 2012-07-24 13:49:00
    Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^^ I instantly thought of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, actually. So, in its own way, that one's ruined too.

  • edited 2012-07-24 18:17:45
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Going through the course handouts of an class I once took.


    The lecture notes packets are in practically pristine condition.


    It should come as no surprise that I almost failed the class.


    I'm surprised I got anything on the exams.


     


    In other news, one of the lecture notes packets is about the renal system.


    No, it's not the renai system.

  • You can change. You can.

    I was about to go out and be productive but I suddenly slept and took a nap and had a weird dream about being in a planecrash with some hobos, being received by an old friend and my ex and then being bitten by a cuddly yet violent dragon plushie.


    just another day in the life i guess

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Yo, mod dudes, change my name to Ironweaver. TIA.

  • edited 2012-07-24 19:12:54
    You can change. You can.

    motherfuckers changing left and right


    at least i kept myself recognizable

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Yes. And that makes you an easily disposable target.

  • Like you're one to talk.
  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Indeed I am. For the plebe need a face they can recognize to feel safe.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^^^I'm still recognizable...for the moment >.>

  • Kichigai birthday!!

    Now that Milos is finally gone I can safely post this video


  • edited 2012-07-24 19:42:12
    You can change. You can.

    but you'd never change faces, ClockworkPersonUniverseThing


    you are simply unable to do that because you failed ninja and chameleon school

  • You can change. You can.
    The computer's the devil

    ye gods my mom's friends are the worst


    how does one live in the twenty first century and think like this

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