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  • Definitely not gay.

    I need your help. Since, as previously established, I am a lonely nerd with no life, I was writing an Ocarina of Time/Homestuck crossover.


    I've got some of the Seven Sages (White King=Darunia, March Eridan=Ruto, Jack=Nabooru) and Ganondorf (Black King) down, but I don't have anyone else.

  • edited 2012-07-21 01:33:05

    ^^ It always confuses me when people say things like that.  Or rather, I can understand why you or someone else would think that, it's just that I personally don't expect fictional characters to behave like real people so it feels weird when other people do.

  • There is love everywhere, I already know

    Shipping is just generally weird like that... I mean, I've read a Naruto pre-Shippuuden fic where Gaara marries both Naruto and Sasuke and they all live together.


    ^ I get that, I mean Gentarou deciding the best way to duel is through Soulful Double Dutch just feels more natural than suddenly declaring his love for Miu/Yuki/Tomoko/JK/Ryuusei/Kengo.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I mean, I can get why people would ship even people sixteen years old, even though most sixteen year olds don't really have the capacity to pull off a meaningful relationship at that age.


    But when they're thirteen... Well, I look at the thirteen year olds I know, to try and provide a frame of reference for maturity and such, and I just don't see how it works.


    Then again, it's not like anybody actually acts their age in fiction, so whatever.

  • edited 2012-07-21 01:37:08

    I get that, I mean Gentarou deciding the best way to duel is through Soulful Double Dutch just feels more natural than suddenly declaring his love for Miu/Yuki/Tomoko/JK/Ryuusei/Kengo.



    This is the least comprehensible sentence I've ever seen directed at me.  Maybe that's just because I'm really tired though.

  • There is love everywhere, I already know

    Okay, main character declares ridiculous thing duel feels natural, main character declaring sudden affection is weird.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    That's not much more comprehensible.


    Basically, it seems much more in-character for Gentarou to suddenly start doing something completely ridiculous than it would seem for him to suddenly develop affections for the other members of the cast.


    Of course, romance isn't completely unknown to him (alien space slime) soooo


  •  romance isn't completely unknown to him (alien space slime)



    I want to romance an alien space slime... :c

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    it took the form of an obnoxiously cute high school girl, too.

  • Was it still a slime when it was a high school girl?


    These are important things that I have to know.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    It was still a space slime, yes. It just looked like a high school girl.

  • You can change. You can.
    Thirteen-year-old romances weird me out. mostly because I look at real life and see how juvenile they are and it makes me wonder why people would write that. 

    If you are talking about that kind of story in general, the idea is to normally invoke and evoke those feelings of immaturity and naiveté on the reader in order for them to (probably) reminisce about their previous selves and those people's understanding of the world before they grew up.


    If you mean fics then it's because they like those characters. Probably in that way, if you know what I mean.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I meant fics, yeah.


  • March Eridan=Ruto



    I would've spit my drink out if I was drinking one.


    How about...Dave is Link (because of time), Navi is Terezi, Zelda is Jade (which would make Impa Bec), Jabu-Jabu could be Gl'bgolyb, Equius is a Dodongo, Rauru could be Rose, not sure about Saria.

  • edited 2012-07-21 01:50:53
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    looked like a high school girl.



    And a Kamen Rider.


    ^x3 I've actually seen that pretty well done in Gossip Times Three by Amy Goldman Koss. It was cute to see the 13 year olds be 'boyfriend and girlfriend'.

  • Definitely not gay.

    How about...Dave is Link (because of time), Navi is Terezi, Zelda is Jade (which would make Impa Bec), Jabu-Jabu could be Gl'bgolyb, Equius is a Dodongo, Rauru could be Rose, not sure about Saria.



    Dave is the perfect Link, but honestly? It's more fun seeing John as Link. 


    Navi could be either Nannasprite or Karkat, I don't know. Vriska is totally Gohma and Pyralspite is Volvagia, though.

  • That's true.


    (Also, this exists.)

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I am getting really tired of people posting religious and anti-religious stuff on my Facebook. Okay, atheists, I get it, people have done some terrible crap in the name of religion. Okay, Christians, I get it, I'm going to hell. Can I just be left alone now? Please?


    I think I may just delete my Facebook.

  • You can unsubscribe from updates from the tossers who do that stuff, y'know.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Yeah, but the people who do it are pretty cool other times. The guy who did it today is usually pretty cool, except when he's posting half-naked men all over my Facebook. Which is every day so why aren't I blocking him?

  • You could just.


    Not use Facebook.


    Like me.


    And just.


    Call people up and talk to them.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Yes. I'll just call my little brother. And just ignore it when my mother picks up the phone instead, okay. :|

  • edited 2012-07-21 10:37:33

    Emails, then.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    That hardly seems like a good way to keep in touch with my little brother :(

  • edited 2012-07-21 10:54:19
    I'm a damn twisted person

    I want to romance an alien space slime... :c





    Spider-man's reaction to hearing you want to date space slime.





    Nova - you could just book mark the facebook messaging page and skip directly to the thing that lets you chat with your little brother and ignore the rest of facebook unless you are feeling particularly masochistic. 

  • Or you could email his @facebook.com email account that sends messages to his Facebook inbox.


    Holy crap, I think this might be the first time that shit was actually useful.

  • Okay, what the fuck, when I say @facebook it works but when I do, e.g. @Alkthash it fails.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Nope, @Alkthash worked.


    Alkthash: That actually sounds good. And also I tried to TabComplete your name :|

  • @Nova @Nova It doesn't work when it starts the message, it seems.  Which is kind of stupid, since pointing at people is pretty much exactly how I want to use it.

  • edited 2012-07-21 11:31:45
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    @ponicalica dammit work already

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